*40 years ago I went running on a stormy day and a tree fell on me. I responded to this incident by suing the home owner and tees trimming company. Then proceeded to become governor and pass a law to make it illegal for Texans to sue in the same way I made my millions*
40 years ago today, an accident changed my life. A tree fell on me, and I was paralyzed from the waist down.
Now, I’m proud to serve as Governor of the greatest state in the nation.
Our lives aren't defined by our challenges—they are defined by how we respond to them.
If you’ve followed me for some years y’all know I yo-yo diet hard and it has a direct correlation with my mental health. When I see girls being mean to girls I cringe bc I hit my heaviest this year and I also hit my lowest with my mental health. SO DONT FORGET NOT TO BE A BITCH.
This bat shit crazy human could see the beauty in all of life’s disasters, devastations, and fuck ups. You Will be missed Chris. So thankful to have known you, I love you! Where ever you are, I hope you are as unapologetically wild as ever.
We came to eat at Cracker Barrel and my mom told us to to go back into the lobby bc the table had to be WIPED. Then my dad goes “your mom said something about you have to be white” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All jokey jokes aside I’ve never been a Valentine’s Day girly mainly cause my parents always give me gifts. Rn my dad just gave me flowers and now my mom’s hysterically laughing saying “cause you ain’t got no boyfriend” 😭😂😭😂😭Shes going straight to a nursing home I STG
Kinda crazy how you’re in a place where the bad days feel like they won’t ever end and then you’re in a place where the good days make the bad ones feel like they never even happened
On bad days when I feel most alone I always remind my self how blessed I am because in these four walls nothing is ever thrown or broken. There is no yelling, fighting, or slamming doors. I not only enjoy being here but I always look forward to coming home & for that I’m thankful
Can’t stop thinking about this girl I met Sunday who kept forgetting my name. So I said “Jenna like Jennifer but just Jenna “
To which she replied “ OHHHHHHH Jenna like the blind bitch from pretty little liars “ 😂😭💀
My car randomly broke down in the entrance of the court house so these mfs issued a warrant for my arrest 😩😂 On valentines?! I can’t prove it but my ex has sum to do with it.
I love when my friends come over and say shit like “I love being here” “it’s so homey in this Mf” 🥹 like yeah this ain’t no trap house it’s a trap home 🫶🏼
life feels so surreal right now🥹 like how can it be so simple, basic, boring, and regular smegular. Yet this is the hands down happiest and most at peace I’ve been 🥹🫶🏼 lucky girl fr
I don’t share any walls with anyone at my apt but my front neighbors have been slamming their front door non stop alllllllll day…. But I’m not gonna say nun bc last time they were arguing I heard him say “I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF THAT BITCH CAN HEAR” and you know what?! Respect. 🫡