Jenna
@JennaRivass
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*40 years ago I went running on a stormy day and a tree fell on me. I responded to this incident by suing the home owner and tees trimming company. Then proceeded to become governor and pass a law to make it illegal for Texans to sue in the same way I made my millions*
40 years ago today, an accident changed my life. A tree fell on me, and I was paralyzed from the waist down.
Now, I’m proud to serve as Governor of the greatest state in the nation.
Our lives aren't defined by our challenges—they are defined by how we respond to them.
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Dont mind the fact he sued. He had no insurance, no income, and was facing a life in a chair. It’s that he made it so we can’t lol
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@pRHOtotype
@theroyalbadness
He literally hates all Texans and doesn’t even hide it 😭😂 but don’t mess with Texas rightttt 😒
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Everywhere but the wedding chapel🌚 jk jk 🥲😂
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Before you dm me know this is how imma have you🌚😂
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I was upset yesterday and got home to a sweet little surprise from my dad 🥺🫶🏼
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How tall are we ladies??
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If you’ve followed me for some years y’all know I yo-yo diet hard and it has a direct correlation with my mental health. When I see girls being mean to girls I cringe bc I hit my heaviest this year and I also hit my lowest with my mental health. SO DONT FORGET NOT TO BE A BITCH.
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Now that I’ve been 30 for a couple of months my only advice is kill yourself at 29
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This bat shit crazy human could see the beauty in all of life’s disasters, devastations, and fuck ups. You Will be missed Chris. So thankful to have known you, I love you! Where ever you are, I hope you are as unapologetically wild as ever.
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We came to eat at Cracker Barrel and my mom told us to to go back into the lobby bc the table had to be WIPED. Then my dad goes “your mom said something about you have to be white” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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All jokey jokes aside I’ve never been a Valentine’s Day girly mainly cause my parents always give me gifts. Rn my dad just gave me flowers and now my mom’s hysterically laughing saying “cause you ain’t got no boyfriend” 😭😂😭😂😭Shes going straight to a nursing home I STG
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Kinda crazy how you’re in a place where the bad days feel like they won’t ever end and then you’re in a place where the good days make the bad ones feel like they never even happened
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On bad days when I feel most alone I always remind my self how blessed I am because in these four walls nothing is ever thrown or broken. There is no yelling, fighting, or slamming doors. I not only enjoy being here but I always look forward to coming home & for that I’m thankful
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If you are drinking literally anything pumpkin in 103 degree weather you deserve to be shot execution style
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Tried to go on a nice lil bike ride and witnessed a hawk Murder a pigeon so probably won’t be leaving my house ever again
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Can’t stop thinking about this girl I met Sunday who kept forgetting my name. So I said “Jenna like Jennifer but just Jenna “
To which she replied “ OHHHHHHH Jenna like the blind bitch from pretty little liars “ 😂😭💀
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Imagine paying 100+ to an organization just to troll 😭😂
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Fixed it for you bubs
@cantwhoopmetho
Oregon man arrested and accused of grabbing woman’s feet and rubbing them on his face
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Hope the women who fought for the right to work are burning in hell this morning 🥲
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Idk who needs to hear this but.... I SNITCH LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
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Yeah try telling that to the entire east side in 2012
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For them to stfu
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Forgot to set my alarm for work but someone started shooting around 3 so it woke me up and I was able to set my alarm and go back to sleep😁
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I can tell when a nigga ain’t never made the honor roll before.
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@cantwhoopmetho
God gave you covid again cause you’re thirty something and animated your Twitter avi
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Me: *in a crop top*
My dad: I remember when they use too make shirts longer
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My car randomly broke down in the entrance of the court house so these mfs issued a warrant for my arrest 😩😂 On valentines?! I can’t prove it but my ex has sum to do with it.
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It’s always “why you always drinking” and never what’s your cashapp 😕
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Mexican nicknames are so ruthless bc Wym your family calls that lady piñata bc her husband beats on her 😭💀
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I love when my friends come over and say shit like “I love being here” “it’s so homey in this Mf” 🥹 like yeah this ain’t no trap house it’s a trap home 🫶🏼
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Just saw a sign in midtown that said Yappy hour. I’ll be in there YMAO
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Tire guy asked “what did you hit🤭🤭” like obviously rock bottom JUST CHANGE THE TIRE 🫠🥴😂
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life feels so surreal right now🥹 like how can it be so simple, basic, boring, and regular smegular. Yet this is the hands down happiest and most at peace I’ve been 🥹🫶🏼 lucky girl fr
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You never washed down adderall with a red bull at 7am huh
The best “energy drink” is 3L of water.
The best “focus drug” is 8 hours of sleep.
The best “antidepressant” is 45 minutes of exercise.
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Hate when chic fil a gets my order wrong bc what am I gonna do?! Complain?!?! After they just baptized me in the drive thru?!?!
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Who wants a “GET ON THE MOUND LIL’ F*KA” shirt 🥰
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“Tfti”
“Take me”
“Invite next time”
“I told you to invite next time”
“So you’re just gonna not invite punk”
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I don’t share any walls with anyone at my apt but my front neighbors have been slamming their front door non stop alllllllll day…. But I’m not gonna say nun bc last time they were arguing I heard him say “I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF THAT BITCH CAN HEAR” and you know what?! Respect. 🫡
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