Just a little story here... Years back, I was at a bush party. Yeah, we used to go get drunk in fields and woods when I was young. Dozens, sometimes hundreds of us. Good times. Anyway, I was flirting it up with this fairly mid chick, maybe a 6 I guess? All of a sudden she has to go to the bathroom, so she heads off into the bushes. Some random guy comes up and says "hey brother, I got a warn you - that's a GUY. " I call bullshit, but he insists. So I head off in the direction I saw her leave. I see her up ahead, squatting down. Breathe a sigh of relief (guess the guy had me going a bit), but then I notice the fucking baby elephant trunk hanging between her legs. Fuck. Me. I sneak up behind her, and reach out and grab the trunk. "Got you!" She jumps and says "Fuck! I didn't know you were there!" I looked at her and say "yeah, and I didn't know you were taking a shit." Pimps, I'll see you in a few minutes.

@uh_nurse @WaytowichNeil I don't expect Liberal voters to hold their party to any standards any more than I would NDP or CPC voters. At least the PC voters did.

@FoodProfessor Cut it off. Take off all the quota restrictions and let the market work. Worried about a monopoly forming? Remove the 270% dairy tariffs and open up the market. Let people choose.

@GdoubleWB @AcEvAne I thought he was talking about Ye?

@AcEvAne I think if I was a billionaire I'd just do whatever I felt like doing...

I'm down with that. But I can still thirst trap, right?

Only communists think of Reagan as a horror movie monster. I can picture them now, waking up in the commune in a cold sweat, screaming, "Reagan's coming to get me!!!!"

@ChubbyChucks I bet that flag would get a much different reception if you flew it in Brampton instead of on X.

@RobPalkovits @WaytowichNeil What does this have to do with the price of eggs in France?

@RobPalkovits @WaytowichNeil You're kidding with this, right? 'Government bureaucrat says protesters sought to overthrow government.' First, biased source. Second, he's talking about overall aims adjacent to the protest at hand. Did you bother to take more than the 5 seconds to read the headline?

@_Deez_Games Ironman's Off Road Racing, natch.

@RpsAgainstTrump I'd rather have him on a soapbox with a megaphone than in a barroom whispering. This way, we can all see him lose his mind and know what he thinks.

@RobPalkovits @WaytowichNeil You think the convoy protest was an attempt to overthrow the government, and you have the audacity to speak of stupidity?

Hey Boys, Gonna hop on the Rust Server in a bit, but I got a bit of tidying up to do out here first. Wife made me bring out all my MOTU stuff finally.

I have this love/hate relationship with idiots. You see, nobody mentioned the CPC. Those of a certain will remember Mulroney's stepping down and putting Campbell in charge along with shutting down Parliament. The electorate destroyed the party. They won 2 seats in the following election, and the Party dissolved shortly after. Reform rose from the ashes and eventually became the CPC we have today.

All of this could have been avoided. We could be living in relative harmony with each other. All we had to do was leave each other the fuck alone. That offer is still on the table. Under much stricter terms, but that's what we get for NOT LEAVING EACH OTHER THE FUCK ALONE. Accept the new terms. Live your lives with your fellow travelers. Don't go trying to make people assist or affirm your journey if they don't want to. Forcing people to pretend they like you will only make them hate you.

@PigHappy41156 @DAKKADAKKA1 You pay for it for the rest of your life.

@DAKKADAKKA1 @alyssa_merc I got a good laugh out of it

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