@GayRepublicSwag I prefer my ladies to have “Original Manufacturer Equipment,” not aftermarket conversions.

@WilliamShatner I think your sense of humor helps as well. 😃

@libsoftiktok I, like Homan, was baptized Catholic, celebrated my First Reconciliation, First Holy Communion and Confirmation. I was active in the Church until seven years ago. Jesus remains my Lord and Savior. I left the Church because it refuses to clean up its own house. Homan is right.

@libsoftiktok Never leave off the “r.” He’ll always be “Liar” Thomas to me.

@coylio33 The new Mavericks' new marketing campaign should be "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

My son, Ryan, was traded about a month ago and now plays for the @islandershc Elite team. He still hasn't been added to the roster online and has nothing above his jersey number when he plays. As a result, I currently refer to him as "The Man With No Name." I wonder how they'll handle it on the scoresheet if he nets a goal or gets a helper... 😆

@MarkDavis I am sure the security guys "were only following orders." The question is whether this was Nico's call or the Adelsons? Either way, they seem intent on taking a flamethrower to the justifiably angry fanbase.

@jackunheard @lauren_vasiliou Crockett insists on proving that the ability to speak does not prove intelligence.

@libsoftiktok Drop them off on the Judge’s front lawn…

@davidcoverdale My wife and I went there during a road trip to St. Louis. The t-shirts were funny but fell apart on the first wash. LOL!!!

@libsoftiktok Disturbed.

@kbohls 🤘

@ScottPresler Thank YOU for your continued hard work. 🇺🇸

@_delconte They can have @_delconte when they pry him from our cold, dead fingers. 🤘😃 Glad you are staying, CDC!!!

@libsoftiktok Spoken like a guy with an unhealthy interest in minors… Makes you wonder what they might find on his hard drives and in his search history, doesn’t it?

@PSLonghorn Congrats! 🤘

@kimchi1da Congratulations! 🤘

@Coach_Gideon I wish you great success on this next step in journey (except maybe if you are coaching against the Horns). 🤘😃

@OneStopHorns