Jeff Meller
@Jeff_Meller
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ESPN 1000 “Chicago’s Home for Sports” fantasy football expert, football and fútbol enthusiast, baseball nerd, pucks lover, husband, Dad, Shiba Inu owner
Chicago, IL
Joined February 2012
Got to introduce myself to @EddieBarstool while grabbing a campfire milkshake at #WhiteSox game. I said you can call me Meller, or Jeff….or Bernstein. Whatever you’d like. Good dude.
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‘24 #dabears sched:.W1: vs Titans.W2: @ Texans.W3: @ Colts.W4: vs Rams.W5: vs Panthers.W6: vs Jaguars.W7: BYE.W8: @ Commanders .W9: @ 49ers.W10: vs Patriots.W11: vs Packers.W12: vs Vikings.W13: @ Lions.W14: @ Cardinals.W15: @ Vikings.W16: vs Lions.W17: vs Seahawks.W18: @ Packers.
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We’re celebrating Jeff Dickerson’s (@DickersonESPN) life all day on @ESPN1000 today. Please feel free to share your favorite stories, moments and memories of a great man with us.
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Is this sped up? There is no way this is real time.
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Behind the scenes look of the @kapjhood show as #ManningCast and Eli-Fields comp convo jumps it up a notch! @tweetjhood discusses 🐔 with @DZederman as @thekapman plays the role of voyeur.
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My wife (crushed w/ work b/c two co-workers are sick): “I truly do love my job, I just wish I wasn’t so stressed all of the time because of the mountains of work.”. Me in response: “@twaddle87 accused me of drawing a big penis on his filthy car. We all have our crosses to bear.”.
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Best one, Carm. 😢.
I know JD was mostly a wine guy but someone on Twitter suggested I not let this Whiskey Wednesday go by without honoring our great friend. So cheers to you, JD, and RIP. Thanks for 20 great years of friendship & memories. A special pour for a special man!!
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Nine-year-old son just asked me who owns the Bears. I told him the McCaskey family. He said, “Wait a minute, a family like us could own the Bears if we had enough money?” . I respond, “Yup.” . He goes, “I thought you had to be qualified to own a football team?!”.
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Still not getting easier…Jesse will join @dmillerabc7 and me at 10:35am CT on @ESPN1000 😢 💔.
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BAM! Not to be outdone by @TWaddle87 . @ABC7Chicago own @MarkGiangreco7 does 50 push ups. don’t mind the form, all you critiques, unless you’re older and post your own video.
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Here is @TWaddle87 observing the 40-1 shot he was just telling @kschwarb12 fall just shy.
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Broke the Brady news to my nine-year-old son. He asked why the Bears can’t sign him. I said I don’t think he wants to play here. He asked who the Bears will get to play QB. I said maybe Bridgewater or Dalton. His response: “Andy Dalton?! He could be worse than Mitchell Trubisky!”.
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AND, before the NHL announced the #1 pick, there was a star next to Hawks logo… 🤔 they rigged it soooooo FUCKING good for the #Blackhawks
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Breaking news: Bucs QB Tom Brady passes Drew Brees for most career passing TDs (561) in NFL history.
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Thanks for all the well wishes for Autumn. She’s had the ACL and torn meniscus repaired and word is she’ll be back in action in 4-6 weeks. just in time to celebrate some socially distant Holidays!!!!
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Cody Parkey is broken as a kicker and cannot be fixed in a #Bears uniform. He’s a sunk cost for them and cannot be allowed to cost the team another game.
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John Clayton was great. I’m truly saddened by his death. He was appointment listening on @ESPN1000 every Wednesday at 4pm for well over a decade. (1).
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⛄️ What? You make a snowman when it snows? Amateurs. ❄️ 🍆 ❄️
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Ready?! Down! Hut! Hut! HUT!!! @TWaddle87 teaches @AdamAAbdalla how to take a snap from under center.
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Yeah, I don’t care how much of a cap hit it is. I’m gonna say you need a new kicker next year if you’re the #Bears.
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“Max Crosby light, Kirkland brand Crosby….if he went back to school this year, he might have ended up as a late 1st rounder next year” @MoveTheSticks on #dabears latest pick Austin Booker.
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I still can’t believe @chicagobulls had the brand new face of the #NBA and they let him get away!!
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A man of his word, @waddleandsilvy promptly pays off his debt to @thekapman for #Cubs winning the NL Central in 2017 . in dimes
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Never ate fish sticks at 8am. but I've suddenly got a hankering for some.
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I like how Nagy was like, “No way in hell am I trusting Daniel to throw this last pass!” #Bears.
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Upon reflection, I’ve come to the realization that it’s actually quite something; Ryan Pace has created a scenario I did not think possible: one in which I’d prefer to have Trubisky back as the #DaBears starter next year as opposed to whatever the hell they are currently doing.
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We’re celebrating Jeff Dickerson’s (@DickersonESPN) life all day on @ESPN1000 today. Please feel free to share your favorite stories, moments and memories of a great man with us.
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To quote my 11-year-old #DaBears fan son: “COME ON, GET HIM…HE’S A 40-YEAR-OLD MAN FOR GOD’S SAKE…HE’S NOT THAT FAST!!!!!”.
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DJ Moore is now #DaBears all-time franchise leader in receiving yards. And it only took five games. Kind of surprising it only took 531 receiving yards to do it, but nevertheless still an amazing accomplishment.
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Here's a link to the full version of the Derrick Rose parody by @VoiceOverDan we just played on @WaddleandSilvy :
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BRILLIANT!!!.
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As I approached the altar this morning to receive the body of Christ, I could hear a choir beautifully serenading the congregation with an angelic rendition of “Silent Night” . and as I stepped closer to the priest. the lyrics ran through my head:.“Pooooop knife. dirty knife”.
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Our boy @TWaddle87 has moved into the driver seat. can he punch in his own calls? We'll find out next!
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Last caller on @kapjhood show on @ESPN1000 . join the fun this morning (312) 333-3776.@thekapman @tweetjhood @DZederman
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Is @TWaddle87 intentionally turning himself into Craig Kilborn? Or is this just a residual effect of quarantine?
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The effort is undeniable by @TWaddle87 . but are we just supposed to ignore the blatant OPI?.
Digging through old videos in the basement today . found this awesome catch back in 1987 for our Boston College Eagles ! 🦅🏈👊🏼❤️ @TWaddle87
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Ryan Pace debating with himself right now if he needs to trade a 2nd or 3rd rounder to land Mariota in the off-season #daBears #RaidersNation.
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These @WaddleandSilvy pre-show videos are becoming extremely elaborate now that @ESPNDel & @DZederman are directing them. I bet @TWaddle87 wishes he was here for this one. Behind the @ESPN1000 Promo Video:
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Is this something you'd be interested in seeing. (poll to follow)
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Why are you working on your change up?!!.
Warming up for the #WhiteSox pitching challenge today! @DZederman @thekapman @C1McKnight @CarmenDeFalco @ESPN1000 #takethat
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Believe it or not, @AdamAAbdalla was actually a TV star in the late 80’s before radio stardom.
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Worst. Max. Deal. Ever.
Bulls say Zach LaVine, in consultation with team and Klutch Sports Group, has elected to undergo season-ending surgery on his right foot.
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Oh Dear God. quick, somebody tell Ryan Pace we’re in the middle of a pandemic. He thinks it’s 2013!!!.
Jimmy Graham to the Bears on a two-year, $16 million deal, including $9 million guaranteed, per source.
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I can’t wait until @thekapman wears this to work next week @ESPN1000! @DZederman @tweetjhood @JRStraus
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Pretty sure this game clinches Pace picking up Trubisky’s fifth year option.
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Taking my son, Alex, to his first @Cubs & @MLB game. Sporting his @KrisBryant_23 jersey courtesy of @WaddleandSilvy #Cubs #BlueJays
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Best part of #Thanksgiving may be the leftovers. @thekapman knows what I’m talking about. am I right @WaddleandSilvy & @TWaddle87
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In case you wanted to know where we were sitting when @TWaddle87 was slightly scared during '16 World Series.
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Not pictured: legs
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So….y’all think a missed meeting is the reason Mitch isn’t better than Mahomes, huh?.
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It’s a special Football Friday on @ESPN1000 ahead of #BearsvsEagles @TwinPeaksLodge in Warrenville. Come out for your chance to win tickets to Sunday’s game. @WaddleandSilvy & @TWaddle87 shaking hands and kissing babies.
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***UPDATE***.It’s back! New snow brought with it a new penis. @CarmenDeFalco @Jurko64 @thekapman @tweetjhood @DZederman @JRStraus @randymerkin @TWaddle87
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Getting set for my first cockfight 🐔 in Mexico. but @WaddleandSilvy listeners will be interested to know: NO recline button on this flight!.
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Look who's going to the MOTHER F!@#$%G Catalina wine mixer!
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