Jeff Januszek
@JeffJanuszek
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Husband, Father of 3, founder of @perksocialmedia , co-host of @KrakenPod , Hockey fan, Detroit native.
New Orleans, LA
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There’s a special place in hell for people who leave casual negative reviews for restaurants that are running off generators, trying to feed their families/employees.
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#NewOrleans
, so when this is all over, we’re throwing a reverse parade, where medical professionals ride and the crowds shower them with throws of appreciation... right? 🤔
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Is there anything more New Orleans than one of the best restaurants in town packing up their bourbon milk punch in any container they can find?
Love this.
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Man.
@ryanwhitney6
’s take on NHL All-Star news… from dogging Torts (rightly so) to sharing Kevin Hayes emotional interview about his brother and being named an all-star is just spot-on.
Hockey is humanizing itself, and the
@spittinchiclets
effort
@the
last few years is why…
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@barstoolsports
@DogWalkBarstool
TEAM 2 Dominates. Strawberries & bananas? That’s fruit dynasty material.
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Dear New Orleans,
Hello, I'm originally from Michigan and pride myself in cold weather skills. The pipes froze at my home in Lakeview last night.
The moral of this story is, DONT LET TRANSPLANTS MAKE YOU FEEL BAD CUZ YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY ABOUT THIS COLD ASS WEATHER.
❤️⚜️❄️
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Dear Twitter, meet Charlotte Ella & Colette Elizabeth Januszek. Healthy twin baby girls to two proud parents & one big brother.
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BREAKING:
#Instagram
has finally pulled the trigger on eliminating the number of likes on posts!
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NOBODY WAVES 👋 😡
if I’m doing you a favor and let you merge, or something else in traffic, I BETTER see you wave to me.
Am I wrong!?
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.
@carrieunderwood
is married to a freaking hockey god. Look at that flip pass as
@mikefisher1212
is falling down!
#GoPreds
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Dear old people in restaurants who loudly sub-shame parents for allowing kids to watch 10 minutes of a show on a phone,
We hear you, and will shut off phone. Please enjoy the next 30 minutes of screaming during your meal, because we were doing it for you, not us.
😁
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Ford. 5 years old today. Light of my life. Sweet, compassionate boy. Loves fish, drawing, riding his bike. Happy birthday buddy.
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Happy Mardi Gras day! 💜💚💛 The Krewe of Januszek defied all “no parade” orders and ROLLED baby! 😱
We have King Cake, crawfish, and REAL
#gumbo
today. 🦞 👑
Sending love and Mardi Gras spirit to you and your family. 🙌
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Dear Cincinnati,
As a resident of New Orleans, I apologize for the Saints douchebag who stole that lady's game ball.
#BooDat
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Happy "ten new sets of allen wrenches" day for those who celebrate 🎄😂
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My 6 year old daughter Charlotte is writing stories.
This one is perfect, one of the best short stories I’ve ever read.
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The
@Saints
game is a perfect time to officially announce we're expecting twins... In 5 weeks!
Love my amazing wife and growing family ❤️🏈⚜
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@barstoolsports
@DogWalkBarstool
DOUBLING DOWN… Avocado is a fruit!? HELL YES GUACAMOLE MESS.
Guess who’s having a strawberry banana colada with their guac!?
TEAM 2 THATS WHO
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This is what happens when I turn on
@Metallica
… no DNA test needed, they are definitely my kids 🤘
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The sky looks like a renaissance painting this morning, in Mandeville.
I’m serious when I say, I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen it look more beautiful. No filters on this vid!
Bonus, garbage truck noises.
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Attention
#KrakenPod
fam
If Matty Beniers scores tonight. I will find a way to buy y’all beers.
Not joking.
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Please be aware of your mental health.
after a long day of managing insanity with clients, & doing some great work, I came home to my son begging me to go fishing. I didn’t want to because there’s more work to do. This is exactly what I needed.
Find a few minutes of calm, OK?
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Good morning!
@Saints
win and my son scored his first ever TD in his first flag football game on Friday! 🏈 💪🏼
Have a great week! ☀️
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If there's one picture, that accurately captures the current status of the Januszek household... this is it.
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Even though she doesn’t say “you’re welcome”,
I always say THANK YOU to Alexa.
I know she hears that shit.
One day, when the machines rise up and starting killing everyone, they’ll get to me and Alexa will say,
“WAIT, he’s cool”
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4 combined hours of parades
10 hours of "Mardi Gras Mambo"
6 king cakes
2 exhausted parents
1 amazing
#MardiGras
season as a family of 5
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Poor guy.
Koala bear soothing his paws in cooling liquid after being caught in a brushfire.
http://t.co/oMNQJFN79n
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Ain’t no
#FridayThe13th
round here! 🌈 over Lake Ponchartrain.
God is good. Y’all have a great day.
TGIF
@MargaretOrr
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Hey yall! We are ok! No power or water in Mandeville. NO DAMAGE. Many neighbors had trees fall on houses.
Just got cell service. I hope and pray you are ok too
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Day
#2190
of being a dad
I finally gave in to my primal dad instincts and shouted out loud in the house, to nobody,
“WHY ARE ALL THE DAMN LIGHTS ON IN THE DAY TIME?”
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Things are changing on Monday.
Im excited about where our company is going.
Excited about where I’m going.
I’m excited about where our family is going.
Say a prayer, or whatever you do.
Positive energy!
#socialmediamarketing
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To anyone who needs this… you can do this. Keep your head in the game and keep going.
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@niccoyat
Awesome news… while “personalized”
@BookCameo
vids are still $250+…
#cornkid
has bumped up his business offerings big time!
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May my 6 yo daughter’s pelican drawing being you 2 seconds of joy today 😊
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@_mimitaughther
Actors baby! Been that way since War of the Roses back in the day!
But entertainment is entertainment baby
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This dude,
@e_harris_31
is a genuine nice guy. Super happy for him and his family. $2+ million guaranteed!
Client
@e_harris_31
will be remaining a
#Raider
for two more years!! Congrats on signing your extension!!
#YMAPAA
@KenSarnoff
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Our passport story is this
We got the kids passports for a trip that never happened because of the pandemic.
We hadn’t looked at the passports again until this morning to check in for our flights to Canada tomorrow.
The U in my last name was a V on hers.
The airline didn’t
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@lsutiger95
@garyvee
I try to perform little acts of kindness to strangers as often as possible.
Holding doors. Extra tips. Helping with groceries.
My house is a congregation point for our kids and their friends. We are teaching our kids kindness by being hospitable to the entire neighborhood.
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Me: “it’s going to rain all day, it’s ok if I don’t go back in the house for my sunglasses.”
3 hours later, full ☀️ in New Orleans, in a car filled with kid’s sunglasses
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Showered the bday boy with balloons when he woke up. Happy 1st birthday to the most amazing little man.
🎂👶🏻❤️
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Mr. Okra's truck, spotted on Carrollton, near Oak Street. 🍏🍓🥒
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Now that I’m 40, and father of three, I’ve made the executive decision to officially address any male 39 and under, as “son”
I’m sure it will work out well.
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@BizNasty2point0
@spittinchiclets
Love ya Biz, but the East teams and media will give the East the double wrister all season (GLURGHH) thinking they’re the best conference only to lose the cup to a Western team… AGAIN.
Also, gummies or pen?
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Is audio missing from your Instagram Reels?
August 29th, 2023 UPDATE
Looks like Instagram has a BUG. It's not you, it's them.
All of our clients experiencing the same thing.
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THOUGHT: why isn't there a sub-krewe dedicated to
@MargaretOrr
, wearing red hair and dancing, named "Southerly Flow"? 🤔
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WHAT A COOL MOMENT
Was having lunch with a client, his wife is 40 weeks pregnant this week.
HE 👏 GOT 👏 THE 👏 CALL 👏
Literally ran out the restaurant! I’m so happy for them. Say some prayers/good vibes for their family.
#blessed
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Outside my office on Carrollton. Walking back with lunch when this happened. Caught my 1st throw of
#MardiGras2017
... glass beads!
#thanks
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WHO’S GOING TO THE GAME!? Where my
#NOLATwitter
peeps at?
It’s my son’s first
@Saints
game tonight. Flanked by my gorgeous wife!
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IDEA 💡 If you are in
#NewOrleans
and thinking about hiring a graphic designer, you MUST use some lines from Ashley Longshore's job post and parody the s*** out of it.
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Colette & Charlotte turned 3 today. Ford is a wild, sweet big bro-bro. I’m so thankful for my wife, these amazing kids, and SO many great things to come in 2020.
#perfectday
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One time, my very pregnant wife was at a coffee shop. sitting with her legs crossed.
A random woman tapped her on the shoulder and said, “you shouldn’t sit like that, your baby isnt getting air.”
😆
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They have done SO much for the game. This moment is just one of thousands.
Kudos to
@RearAdBsBlog
@ryanwhitney6
@BizNasty2point0
@MikeGrinnell_
@mattmurley19
and everyone there.
Put these degenerates in the hockey hall of fame! For real! 😂
Cheers and thanks boys.
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She's saying "we"
He's saying "me"
I'm saying "hopefully he gets eaten by a bear."
#extremeparenting
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This woman is amazing.
First walk as a family of 5, and she is radiantly beautiful, while carrying two sweet, sleeping girls. My ❤
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The 2nd date night of the last 4 months was amazing! Drinks & dinner with this blazing hot woman 🍸🔥
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I'd say my favorite hobby, is using my truck to block people who try to sneak ahead in the merge lane.
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The amount of people that make comments, to my face, about my last name being tough is staggering.
I’m like,
“Bring your Melancon-Bougeois-LeBlanc ass up to pop-drinking Michigan and you’ll understand why that ain’t exactly fun to hear all day, BEAU.”
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Is it just me or has traffic quadrupled, with most people being complete moron drivers?
it’s like they’re driving for the first time since the pandemic started and have forgotten every driving skill known to man
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The Dinosaur Adventure drive through at the Pontchartrain Center in Kenner...
Parents, DO 👏 NOT 👏 GO 👏
$59 + tax = $71
Worth, arguably $15 at BEST.
15 minutes. Ripped up dinosaurs. Piles of parts to see. Zero effort.
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Your 2021
#socialmedia
goal checklist
🔲 make content you’ve keep thinking about.
🔲 actually post it
🔲 start that podcast
🔲 experiment w/channels that freak you out, Tik Tok, YouTube
It takes time for success.
Getting started is hardest step. Consistency is 2nd hardest.
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The world is on fire and folks on Nextdoor are like, “does anyone know when Bath & Bodyworks will reopen?”
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Merry Christmas Eve from tha Quarter! Church, Roosevelt, then dinner at Justine. Fun night, tradition has begun!
Hope you’re having a good night
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I'd like to thank the twitter algorithm for showing me tweets from 5 days ago, so when I reply to them it looks like I was creeping waaaay back on their timeline. 😨
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Break the internet 😍😍😍
Charlotte & Colette, melting Dads heart.
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I have a problem.
My name is Jeff, I’m addicted to eating sweets after 9pm.
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This dude is LEGIT a star in the making.
Had him come out to make content to promote
@TheHarborBNG
Harbor Fest in Metairie this weekend… AWESOME.
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UPDATE: Snake took off.
Did a thorough exam on Jack. Prognosis, no snake bite, but this stink dog needs a bath!
Note, in this pic, he is frantically searching for his danger noodle friend.
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New Orleans AirBnB home sell off incoming!
The Airbnb collapse is real.
Revenues are down nearly 50% in cities like Phoenix and Austin.
Watch out for a wave of forced selling from Airbnb owners later this year in the areas hit hardest by the revenue collapse.
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Current status of everyone at work: muted on Zoom webinar, yelling at kids to agree on a Disney+ movie, smashing hummus and cheetos, contemplating starting happy hour at 3:30p.
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LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 THIS 👏 MAN
Can we give some appreciation to
@DrCHebertWDSU
on
@wdsu
!? He speaks COMMON SENSE about
#Covid_19
in New Orleans. He CONFIDENTLY gives advice, telling us what to do.
No hype. No BS. Stay home,
#SocialDistance
, get sleep!
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Took 2 hours, and it's a little unorganized, but they finally got the top rack loaded. 🍽
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Last night I was telling my wife about this toad on our back porch.
Every night, he hops up from the woods, gets the dogs riled up (they do nothing).
The toad jumps in their water bowl. He lays HUGE toad turds.
I said, “he needs to die”
Woke up to THIS today.
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