Looooool if we sleep together, that means that i like you. And if i like you, i want to treat you good. Just bc i don’t believe in commitment right now doesn’t mean you get treated as less than the queen you are
I’m begging you partnered people with everything. Don’t be the reason why another human is fighting for their life after dating you. Just be a good person, surely it can’t be that hard
company just appointed me project lead over our entire partnerships, docs restructuring, and events campaigns. from magodo, won wa mi. super humbled. 🧏🏾♂️
just poached my nigga to be devops lead. poached my best friend to be my product lead, poached my former head of QA to lead my QA efforts, and nursed my frontend guy through his heartbreak so he can deliver milestones, celebrated with my guy. building with friends >>>>>>>
pov: your woman walking down the stairs in a champagne color satin dress. it has a cowl neckline and a thigh high slit. you’re in a pristine mai atafo made black tux. it’s one of those nights that end in desserts and love. it’s perfection.
this isn’t for everyone. some of you amazing women want an experience that is straight to the point and that’s fine. it’s just that, my play is to stick to women that desire an experience and a story, not a snippet from Asake 😂.
after my last relationship ended, i and my ex were hanging drunk asf and she told me what fundamentally changed my dating life. she said “just cos i don’t ask for your money doesn’t mean i don’t want it. send me money everytime”. that advice has taken me far since then.
proud to say i changed the game of payments in nigeria. you may not know me, but you damn well used something i built. whether enjoyed it or not, mehn idk 🤞
again you people are meme-ing this guy into legitimacy. If you stop and listen carefully “a common screwdriver can create a path to fortune” is far more insidious than it sounds.
remember one time i was offered a location based figure by a firm. i cleared them so hard that when they returned, they came with a straight 55% uptick. you’re world class, live your truth 🚀
More stories like that Zikoko feature need to be told. Maybe that’s what will spark the class war needed to pull down Nigeria as a corruption/access scorged behemoth.
For every door closed to you, 5 are opened to a young man with the right hyphenated surname.
sweet one is wizkid at his most elegant. the full bodied vocals, the way he moves around the beat with the assurance that you’ll feel in your head and then in your soul. sweet one is Wiz Party from the Superstar album all over again, and we’re blessed to have that jam.
for context, 2m is 4k. with Rene’s age, beauty and deportment, she is comfortably situated where 50 year old finance/oil/commodities magnates operate. think.
@Ahuoyiza_
Yeah this is mostly because we understand that life comes in phases. That and we can afford to play the waiting game with high potential women.
unrelated but a lot of men need to rest on the timeline. you absolutely do not need to tweet every thought that passes through your headspace especially when it affects women negatively. rest.
angel investment is something i’ve been doing on the low since last year with select operators. happy to announce that i’ll be broadening my reach and deepening my checks. if you’re building for the world from africa, i’d like to talk to you.
started the year excellently
closed out a milestone project for my old firm. got heavy props for it
therapy
applied once and joined one of the premier shops in web3
got poached then re-poached
got accepted for several world class fellowships
x67 my january earnings
i understand why fathers would require you to make your request way before time
nothing will annoy you like unforeseen household expenses dropped on your lap early in the morning
rain wey beat you today go to wash your benz tomorrow.
take no rejection mail to heart, remote gig or woman. jobs plenty for and you sexy die.
you be golden boy, no let awon olote see you finish.
aje 🧏🏾♂️⚽️
nah i fucking love when i get with someone that knows how to mix the right amount of emotions with sex. told this woman “now pretend that you’re making love with someone you’re in ferociously in love with”, and she kissed me, took me in, melted and moaned at my kisses. women >>>
Happy birthday
@Aderinsola_O
. You’re the embodiment of light and life and love and at the risk of personalizing this birthday message, your very existence in my very life is a priceless gift. Happy birthday, Derin, this year is for exponential doings✨
oh it’s alright. when i joined, i was skeptical too. then i saw avenues to radically implement growth. you don’t shine where perfection is available, you shine where problems are and i’m proud to say i shone. the project is still flying and maybe one day, i’ll tell my war stories
Last last make i delete.
@jeffDZ40
sorry i threw a shade. When i saw “changed the game” it brought back all my (not good) triggers on the product remita
By this time next year, I will be a mix of a DeFi Quant, a builder with 2 protocols behind me, a DAO go to market god, and be sitting on the board of at least 3 organisations looking to pivot fully to the new normal of finance. Amen 🙏🏽
@coder_blvck
Genuinely sorry about this bro. The crab in a barrel mindset that a lot of Nigerians have is why we are where we are today. Don’t allow this stop you from being an active contributor to the relevant people’s growth. Love as always.
i feel like if you own a food business with a lot of repeat customers, you owe it to them to keep your store open - public holiday or not. either that or you adopt your regulars as your kids too or something.