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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
10 months
forget jimmy fallon... we all know who the best american talk show host is
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@figureofspech he literally has a podcast with his assistant
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
10 months
@roofusfirefly fuck david letterman... he's not even funny
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Kate
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@BringhamEvery conan connection goes back generations
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Hey did you groom those kids- Colleen:
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at the sophomore event we were writing valentines cards to seniors as in senior citizens but bryan thought it meant college seniors so he wrote this
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this is like connor franta saying "this doesn't happen to people like me" after winning favorite twink at the streamys
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Harry Styles accepts the #Grammy for Album of the Year.
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
Dropping my new song monday if this gets 100,000 retweets
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
does she ever make one ethical decision ever
@PopBase
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2 years
🚨 Nicki Minaj announces song for the 2022 Qatar World Cup with Maluma and Myriam Fares, out this Friday.
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
I'm soooooooooooo drunk @Drake
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Kate
2 years
Why tf does wordle have ads now
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
Making my sandwich during late lunch at the DC
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
I do NOT want Saudi Media to takeover Chelsea- where's the morals of the Chelsea fans wanting them to take over? What about the human rights abuses of the Saudi government, who use Saudi Media as an organ of soft power? @CFCDUBois @CFCMod_
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oh so i guess we're just lying now
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Jeffree Star says he “escaped the illuminati” last year, that the “Hollywood elite” tried to ruin his career, and implies that they’re doing the same to Britney & Kanye: “I still have a soul. Can’t say that about a lot of these demons I used to surround myself with.”
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last day as a teen
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@easyJet what about me, the woman you left stranded in Copenhagen for two days?
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
@ everyone with brown eyes couldn't be me
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Hey babes…your eyes aren’t “hazel” they are just brown.
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
the way i'm featured in a buzzfeed post...
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
11 months
opposite of her
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sad day for love on the brain enjoyers
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
i think i have a lying problem
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
just took my bio final
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
don't come to the mf library if all you're going to do is talk and show videos to your friends
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
I need a red table talk with lea michele and beanie feldstein asap
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guys 😳🤨... i haven't smoked crack since last year 😅
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
im kind of over harry styles right now like oh my god he kissed nick kroll on the lips how original
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i had so much fun at the function last night i just want to double it and give it to the next
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
when you don't like my tweets this is who you're letting flop fyi
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@easyJet How about you don’t cancel my flight three times and leave me stranded an extra two days in Copenhagen
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@Jeepers_Scoob
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2 years
at thanksgiving and people are asking if bryan is my boyfriend
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@easyJet Let me guess, is one of your springtime plans to strand a gorgeous, happy-go-lucky woman in Copenhagen for two days when you cancel her flight and then the next two rebooked flights are cancelled as well?
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officially enrolled in all my classes! sometimes good things happen to terrible horrible people
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Kind of clout hungry… like give it a rest mama I know he says he got pulled into it against his will but he can stop posting content about colleen any time he wants
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adam mcintyre
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dear trisha paytas...
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
SIUUUUUU WE'RE WINNING THE WORLD CUP PULISIC MEDAL OF FREEDOM
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
I swear to god if house of the dragon has any crazy sex scenes in it while i watch it with my dad i will do something insane
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
in the eras waiting room ready to drop in for tix
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
Catherine O'Hara isn't married to Eugene Levy???!!?!?!
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
finally feels safe to admit that i never knew what nfts were
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Grandma just asked if I have a boyfriend and then if I have acne on my face …
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@easyJet “My least favorite destination is Copenhagen. There’s something very distressing about being stuck in the airport for two days when I have three flights cancelled. On the terminal, you can take a seat to view other flights get cancelled without advanced warning.” -Kate, customer
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coming home from work and having a beer the way that god intended
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came home to my dad hyperfixated on the alex murdauch trial and my brother on the carnivore diet
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
Went to a zoo yesterday and the zookeeper clearly did not know which elephant is which
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
11 months
Queening out on Good Harbor Beach rn @BringhamEvery
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
10 months
Planting false information in my notes app in case I ever get hacked
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Free Anna @awnamattea my boy did nothing wrong
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embracing the french lifestyle by sweating through my deodorant and getting drunk by myself in my apartment
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
the sun never sets on the british empire
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
nothing like a power bar and advil for breakfast
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passing away with the knowledge that they're together
@phoebewallerbr1
Phoebe Waller-Bridge Source
1 year
Phoebe Waller-Bridge & Martin McDonagh at the #GoldenGlobes2023   ✨
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
how do i tag k*tie in this
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2 years
Pit crews on non race weeks:
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7 months
Be your #selfie because everyone else is taken
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Not me adulting in Paris, France!
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Hôtel des Invalides during the storm last night
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
just took my chem midterm
@Old_Orleans
uncle roy
7 years
This professor graded tests next to me the whole flight. If there’s a Taiwan Jones at Howard, boy you failed the fuck out ya midterm 😩
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why did oomf ask why i was wearing a "girdle" last night
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
my one dog started humping the other one in front of my entire soccer team
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
nobody wants to talk about how this created cultural trauma in movie musical enjoyers
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
throw your fucking body on the end of these crosses ffs @USMNT
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Sending an email saying I have “a bit of a stomach bug” when I’m having the worst diarrhea I’ve had since the eighth grade state tests
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my boyfriend ran into my girlfriend yesterday at my soccer game and now they're both not speaking to me #fml #bisexual
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Japanese breakfast was sooooo good tonight in London @Jbrekkie and who knew Peter shreds the guitar so passionately?
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
happy geicoween to all those that celebrate
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
THE USA WON SIUUUUUU
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2 years
Big Ben is sweating rn #QueenElizabeth
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
Which one of you lurking private accounts quote tweeted my hit Catherine O'Hara tweet?
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2 years
Catherine O'Hara isn't married to Eugene Levy???!!?!?!
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
probably the most humiliating experience of my life was this summer when a man made me solo over alternating guitar chords
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Kate
2 years
if somebody i knew told me they were stuck in a time loop i would immediately believe them. they don't even have to predict things or whatever just what's the plan mama
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this made me cry. I'm 5'10" btw
@teachbonnets
mia berzatto! THE BEAR SPOILERS
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i'm so glad i have another show about generational trauma and grief to be obsessed with thank you the bear
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@Jeepers_Scoob
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2 years
I'd never heard Mia Goth's real voice until 5 minutes ago... since when is she british tf
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
11 months
@TheMuppets What do these pictures have to do with august
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I hope yellowjackets happens to my soccer team during an away trip where the college van crashes and leaves us stranded in suburban square
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I either have to shit or vomit #paris
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@Jeepers_Scoob
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2 years
putting my chem modeling kit away in disgrace after that midterm
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
if this happened it would maybe be the happiest day of my life
@w000rm
warm human
2 years
as a result of the draw between England and USA, James Corden has been set adrift in a wood barrel on the Atlantic
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getting ready for some monkey business today
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wdym you're 19 and "fussy"
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Kate
2 years
ხვიჩა კვარაცხელია
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Thoroughly back in my beer era
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Kate
2 years
this gave me an existential crisis i feel so old
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Parents just said Barbie movie looks terrible
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Kate
2 years
lea michele has covid this is the worst thing to happen to a famous woman in the past three days
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sue sylvester core
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
some of us have already known this since sixth grade
@BuzzFeed
BuzzFeed
2 years
Taylor auditioned for the 2012 film but didn't land the part.
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2 years
@djgizzlewizzle isn't harry styles in this
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that walk of shame back to the sci lib after post-coffee bubble guts
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2 years
what.
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FREE THEM
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Just absolutely crushed the quordle. I know everyone in the bnf is holding back applause rn
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@Jeepers_Scoob
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2 years
why tf did my sister let her cat loose on the mta
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my friends and i wearing green on 4/20 in middle school
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went out to lunch with my dad and the waitress said i looked like him
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
starting to maybe vibe with my sister's cat... like you know what i kinda fw u kitty 😹
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Watching them erase my iPhone of 8 years in front of my helpless eyes
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A squirrel just dug its acorn out of the ground… nyc is truly urethral
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
i think my french professor has spoiled every single book i've read in his classes he'll just say the ending and then say "spoiler alert" in english
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@Jeepers_Scoob
Kate
2 years
un fucking real @djgizzlewizzle Wordle 425 2/6 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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mother...
@muglare
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meryl streep wearing a corset on the set of the taming of the shrew in 1978
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12 is too many children! #cheaperbythedozen
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