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@JazzShaw

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Editor/writer, Salem Media, Hot Air, The Debrief. Horseradish farmer. Jets fan. Curmudgeon. Opinions are my own and I've got a lot of them.

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Joined December 2009
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4 years
One question I'd like to hear during the impeachment debate: If the FBI was warning about a January 6 attack ahead of the event, how did Trump's speech cause it?.
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3 years
Santa can skip my house this year. I already got the only gift I asked for with my wife coming home alive and well today. 🙏.
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4 years
CNN has moved Arizona back into the "undecided" category on their map. Interesting.
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4 years
This is the largest mass shooting in the United States this year if I remember correctly. Anyone seen it making a splash on cable news?.
@7NewsDC
7News DC
4 years
A teen boy is dead and 20 people were shot including an off-duty D.C. police officer "struggling for her life," according to police. The victim has been identified as 17-year-old Christopher Brown:
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4 years
Pfizer to file for emergency approval to get vaccine out next month. I'm old enough to remember when one of Donald Trump's many "lies" was that we might have a vaccine by the end of the year.
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4 years
So to be clear, Bob Woodward supposedly had a Trump quote from Feb 7 saying he knew the virus was airborne and deadly. But it couldn't be released until his book came out in. September, 8 wks before the election. Okay then. 🙄.
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5 years
There's your blueprint. Just threaten to move your company out of the state and they'll back down.
@realDailyWire
Daily Wire
5 years
Elon Wins: California Will Allow Tesla Plant To Reopen With ‘Safety Precautions’
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6 years
When I was on leave from the Navy in California in the summer of 1981 I was sexually harassed by an older woman in San Francisco. I'm almost certain it was Dianne Feinstein and I'm willing to testify to this. Sorry I never brought it up before.
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7 years
Dude. That's a pretty harsh obituary.
@nypost
New York Post
7 years
Harbor seal that made mostly wrong Super Bowl picks dies
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3 years
My nephew's employer (who I don't have permission to name) sent out a brief note in very short order.
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5 years
Yes, we defeated the Nazis. Yes, we defeated ISIS. We did not "defeat" the pandemic of 1918. We survived it. And the toll was horrendous and the damage was lasting.
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7 years
I had foolishly thought that nothing could turn around the NFL ratings slide but those clever devils have proven me wrong yet again.
@CNN
CNN
7 years
The NFL's first male dancers will hit the sidelines this season
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6 years
Finally. A diet plan we can all get behind.
@nypost
New York Post
6 years
Model stayed thin thanks to steady diet of 'tapas and cocaine'
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4 years
I laughed way too hard at this.
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3 years
You inherited three working vaccines that were developed at a speed never seen before. You had to distribute them. Get better prompter writers, Joe.
@CBSNews
CBS News
3 years
Biden responds to his administration's recent crises: "Take a look at what I inherited when I came into office, the state of affairs and where we were. We had 4 million people vaccinated, we had no plan — I could go down the list. I'm not complaining, it's just the reality."
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6 years
This catcalling is simply unacceptable.
@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
7 years
My opponent seems to be avoiding a debate, and isn’t acknowledging me. It’s just the 2 of us. So weekend I stopped by his office, said hello, & asked for a debate in person. I am the 1st Congressional challenger in 14 years. The Bronx and Queens deserve to know their options.
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4 years
@jaketapper Stiffing the guy who knows everything probably isn't the best strategy.
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2 years
Thousands dead after @benshapiro casually strolls through Whole Foods.
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6 years
Quick question: Has anyone on CNN today asked what "radicalized" the guy who tried to burn down the ICE detention center in Washington State?.
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5 years
This should be a point both parties can agree upon. If you want to cut illegal immigration, the first time a guy like this is frog marched to jail in an orange jumpsuit, illegal immigration will plummet. I've said this for years.
@thegeorg
The Georg 🐀
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You want to stop illegal immigrants? Bust the CEOs.
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6 years
Will the last person to leave the city please turn out the lights?.
@Z100NewYork
Z100 New York
6 years
#NYC to ban HOTDOGS to improve climate 😱
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2 years
NY Governor says all 5.4 million Republicans should leave the state. You are not New Yorkers and you are not welcome here.
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@bennyjohnson I vaguely remember having a First Lady who was a supermodel that spoke five languages. .
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3 years
The @NBCNews headline: "Child Covid hospitalizations are up, especially in 5 states". Way down in the article.
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3 years
Climate activist dies after setting himself on fire outside of Supreme Court building on Earth Day.
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5 years
I'm no doctor, but this sounds like bullshit.
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6 years
Probably a good call considering how long Congress has been getting paid to f*** all of us.
@thehill
The Hill
6 years
Harris supports decriminalizing sex work
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6 years
So you jumped from banning guns to banning books in under a week? Almost breathtakingly impressive. I mean, as writing goes, the manifesto looked like complete shite, but the principle remains.
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The Hill
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New Zealand bans possession, distribution of shooting suspect's manifesto
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7 years
Will Smith didn't punch an alien in the nose so Chelsea Handler could act like a fool.
@dcexaminer
Washington Examiner
7 years
Chelsea Handler spends July Fourth apologizing to the world: Most Americans are "ashamed" of Trump
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4 years
On the plus side, Biden doesn't attract enough people to turn it into a superspreader event.
@abigailmarone
Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸
4 years
The small crowd at tonight’s Biden event failed to social distance before Joe ran off stage to get away from the rain. I’ll wait for the media outrage.
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6 years
I'm old enough to remember when there needed to be an allegation of a crime before you went on a fishing expedition.
@jaketapper
Jake Tapper 🦅
6 years
WSJ reporter: Investigation into Trump inaugural fund looks into possible corruption @eliehonig @rebeccadobrien discuss @TheLeadCNN.
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3 years
People are rightly amazed by size of the largest sharks. But this is an actual salt water crocodile and it's not even the biggest one on record.
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6 years
Wow. Somebody is really trying to get out of single digits.
@TheLeadCNN
The Lead CNN
6 years
JUST IN: Sen. Elizabeth Warren has called on the House of Representatives to begin impeachment proceedings against President Trump.
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Jake Yapper passed away at 11 o'clock as we held him tightly. Nothing more could be done. He was a gentle soul until the end.
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6 years
You can ask the average class of 1st graders how many want to grow up to be a fire truck and half the class will raise their hands.
@RealCandaceO
Candace Owens
6 years
Charlize Theron says her son is now a daughter because, “she looked at me when she was 3 yrs old and said, ‘I am not a boy!'”. I used to nanny for a toddler who insisted she was mermaid. I (the adult) made her get out of the tub anyway. She is now a happy, human 12 yr old.
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R.I.P. Walter. 2002 -2017. A very good cat without a mean bone in his body. He was very much loved.
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6 years
Hard truths.
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The Georg 🐀
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Good advice.
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6 years
Kavanaugh's accuser has every right to not show up on Monday if she wishes. And the committee has every right to hold the confirmation vote if she doesn't.
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Me covering election 2016 vs me covering election 2018
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7 years
Countdown until Twitter bans Kanye for speech dangerous to the community in 3. 2. .
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4 years
There was a time I would have found this shocking. Now it's just another day ending in a Y.
@JonathanTurley
Jonathan Turley
4 years
Various schools have reportedly dumped the word "alumni" to replace it with "alumnx" - much like the move to drop Latino or Latinx. The problem is that "alumni" is already gender neutral but that does not apparently matter in claiming a new gender reform.
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I see we're now referring to them as "rebel forces." A couple of weeks ago they were "the army of Afghanistan.".
@BreakingNews
Breaking News
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Taliban say they have captured Panjshir, the last holdout of resistance in Afghanistan, but rebel forces contested the claim and have vowed to continue fighting.
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The week's best memes, tweets, and humor. Sunday Smiles from @DavidStrom .
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No words.
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4 years
I had to show a photo ID twice this week. Once for a vaccination and once for a fishing license. Nobody called the requirement racist. Including me. Think about that.
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3 years
We have ten million job openings we can't fill and the POTUS is about to order private companies to fire tons more people. This should be interesting.
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5 years
This probably says a lot about contemporary society.
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Woman shouts 'I still love sharks' after being attacked by one
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Scooby passed away a 9:30 at the veterinary hospital of complications from feline leukemia. Age unknown. He got dealt a shitty hand in life, but we did the best we could for him.
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Or. and I'm just spitballing here. you could just fuck right off.
@KenTremendous
Ken Tremendous
4 years
You have been conditioned, from birth, to think Thanksgiving food is good and important. You never had a vote. It's a religion, and you were indoctrinated. It's not fair, and it's not your fault. There is still time. Start over. Think about what you're eating. It's just not good.
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7 years
Which "ism" is that again? I always lose track.
@nypost
New York Post
7 years
Wanda Sykes says Netflix offered her less than Mo’Nique
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I'm no expert, but I'm not sure this caption is correct.
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8 years
If you think Caitlyn Jenner can be a woman but Rachel Dolezal can't be black you shouldn't be participating in #ScienceMarch.
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6 years
My wife (who has been to the cathedral) was just bemoaning the vast number of documents dating back forever, that are lost. Baptismal records, scrolls from so many scholars. An ancient library is gone.
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6 years
Might want to sit on that story for a while. I don't think the rest of your colleagues in the national press want this brought up just now.
@cbschicago
CBS Chicago
6 years
At Least 3 Killed, 37 Wounded In Weekend Shootings Across Chicago
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2 years
I can see this backfiring on Trump in a big way.
@NoahShachtman
Noah Shachtman
2 years
NEW: Trump spreads rumors, threatens allies in all-out attack on DeSantis.
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5 years
Imagine of how many decades of free college tuition for Black students you could pay for with the entire @yale endowment. #CancelYale.
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A somber but necessary day.
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3 years
Three countries with ESG ratings over 90: Netherlands, Ghana, Sri Lanka. What's happening in those countries right now? Famine, blackouts, revolts. This is not a coincidence.
@Reuters
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Analysis: Bear market puts ESG investing to its first big test
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Wow. @CNN really doesn't want to talk about Leland Ingham Keyser coming forward and saying she has no idea what Ford is talking about.
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Driver: My care is making a horrible noise. Mechanic: Have you tried removing the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?.
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Tiger Tom passed away at 2 o'clock surrounded by his family. He was 17 years old. He was a very good cat.
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Chicago teachers union demands to continue to be paid while not working. Raise your hands if you are shocked.
@OmarJimenez
Omar Jimenez
4 years
The Chicago Teacher's Union voted to continue with remote learning despite city deadlines to return in-person. They've threatened a strike if there's any retaliation. Monday, more than 70,000 K-8 students have indicated they intend to return in person. Currently a stalemate.
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Anything more than 4 people being shot is, by definition, a "mass shooting, right? Anyone started the clock to see how much time CNN and MSNBC spend on this story?.
@CalebJHull
Caleb Hull
5 years
The Philly shooting began after a narcotics officer attempted serve a warrant to a house. 5 cops have been shot so far. The suspect is black. This checks off all the boxes for the MSM to care about this for about 30 minutes and then never talk about it again.
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"I deserve the right to tell my story before you confirm this man!". "No problem, madam. The floor is yours.". "You can't force me to testify!".
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4 years
Still no answers. What ever happened to Cardi A?.
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6 years
This was a surreal segment, but props to @jaketapper for his usual incredulous response and efforts to get answers.
@robbystarbuck
Robby Starbuck
6 years
Watch DNC Chair Tom Perez defend DNC Deputy Chair Keith Ellison (accused of abusing ex) and essentially call his ex-girlfriend a liar. The DNC has a clear standard for everyone but themselves. Credit to @jaketapper for holding them accountable on this.
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"It wasn't my job to look at the video. I had many things to do.". The Broward County Sheriff to @JakeTapper . This guy is toast. He's "forgetting" an awful lot under questioning.
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Jazz Shaw
4 years
Who had flying sharks on their Bingo. oh, never mind.
@SteveStuWill
Steve Stewart-Williams
4 years
Holy actual hell.
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She gave BLM $900K?.
@timburchett
Tim Burchett
2 years
Sharon Osbourne Demands $900K Refund From BLM After Kanye Calls Organization A ‘Scam’
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NYPD hit with Molotov cocktails by "peaceful protesters".
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6 years
Oh, HELL NO.
@Complex
Complex
6 years
WHO WOULD INVENT A RIDE LIKE THIS???
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6 years
You wanted something to be thankful for this week?
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6 years
This seems completely uncalled for under the circumstances.
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Reading is fundamental, kids.
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Wife's first social media comment after getting out of surgery: "In the words of Richard Pryor, not dead yet mother fucker" 😂.
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3 years
Hallelujah! Surgery complete. Described as a success. Everything "looks benign." Prognosis "very good." More lab testing of results, but looking positive. Thank the Lord and everyone who has been sending their prayers and support. She can be discharged this evening.🙏.
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@RealJamesWoods I made it to the 41 second mark before growing concerned that my face would be stuck in a permanent cringe and bailed out.
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6 years
Let's be honest. @benshapiro saying things is one of the most common attachments to an assault rifle.
@realDailyWire
Daily Wire
6 years
BREAKING: Largest Christian University In U.S. Blocks @BenShapiro From Speaking
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Have arrived at ER by ambulance after my wife went into severe distress. Your prayers are appreciated.
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6 years
Am I really seeing conservatives trashing the 1994 crime bill that turned around decades of skyrocketing violent crime rates just because it might ding Joe Biden?.
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5 years
Huh. So the Dayton shooter got his body armor and a weapon through a straw purchaser and the feds have caught him.
@thehill
The Hill
5 years
JUST IN: Friend of alleged Dayton shooter to face federal charges
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Why is Brooklyn Olympic diving taking over the world?
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4 years
On Friday, California ran out of electricity at sundown and had rolling blackouts. Why? *Because. The. Sun. Went. Down.* (from @verumserum).
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Texas moves to prosecute trans medical procedures on children as child abuse.
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4 years
This guy is certainly a douchecanoe, but if he can be convicted of sitting in his car, making an arm gesture and "saying words" then you might as well set the Bill of Rights on fire right now.
@nypost
New York Post
4 years
Man facing hate crime charge for Nazi salute, yelling 'white power'
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Jazz Shaw
7 years
It's the last word of the headline that sells it
@usnews
U.S. News & World Report
7 years
Fewer U.S. teens are having sex, smoking, doing drugs and drinking milk.
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Jazz Shaw
6 years
Such a fake news headline.
@dmataconis
Doug Mataconis
6 years
Trump Administration Moving To Make Transgender Americans Unpersons
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We just met Max. He was a bit groggy because he was neutered and had dental work today. Very nice, though. Applying to adopt him.
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8 years
If you minded your own business you could save yourself a punch in the face
@usnews
U.S. News & World Report
8 years
If you skip the cheese on your hamburger, you could save 5,876 calories per year
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4 years
Someone is questioning the results of the election. Shouldn't they be deplatformed? @Jack @TwitterSupport.
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4 years
Some headlines are too good not to share
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6 years
Is it just me, or does that seem kind of excessive when we're letting people who kill other people out in less than 20?.
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3 years
This was nice. Thank you, Brits.
@ElectionWiz
Election Wizard
3 years
WATCH: Just as they did at Buckingham Palace twenty years ago to show solidarity with the US, the Band of the Welsh Guards this morning played the US National Anthem at changing of the guard. #NeverForget .
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4 years
Just curious, has anyone interviewed the woman with the restraining order against him that he (allegedly) sexually assaulted *again* before the cops arrived? If she doesn't feel like talking, that's understandable, but it seems like it would be part of the story.
@thehill
The Hill
4 years
Jacob Blake speaks from hospital bed: "I'm telling you change your lives out there"
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Chicago gun store looter released, murders Walgreens clerk.
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5 years
Narrator: Offer not valid when a conservative woman runs.
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
5 years
Just gonna bookmark all the blue checkmarks wailing and gnashing teeth over Elizabeth Warren's failure of a campaign, desperately crying to the heavens that we require a female president, for when Nikki Haley runs in 2024.
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2 years
BLM founder funnels even more cash into mansion.
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5 years
I will get the last laugh on Ben Shapiro when I buy 2000 copies of his book and insulate my new house with them. .
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
5 years
Feel free. In fact, buy 100 copies and piss on them.
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Jazz Shaw
3 years
Depressing Pew study. Majority of today's journalists don't believe both sides of any issue deserve coverage. Massive majority of the public disagrees.
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Jazz Shaw
5 years
This is how I will always remember #JakeYapper. Just an old dog rolling on the grass in the sunshine.
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