Cowboy Caldwell
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Mahomes got that girl pregnant and the ancestors immediately took away his powers. Smh.
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AB acted a complete fool and got a promotion. He might be white.
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Somebody got my card and went to Auto Zone. Like I can’t even be mad. They only spent $32.40. Thank u for not wiping my account out and good job taking care of adult business , you considerate ass criminal. 😂
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Here’s a black owned water company. Sold at HEB. ITS SOOOOOOOO GOOD!! 😍
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My summer body should be ready by then.
They’re saying don’t expect things to “return to normalcy” until Summer 2022 ....
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@PrinceHAK33M
They wanted a trauma story sooooo bad and she said get it from somewhere else baby.
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@ChiChi_knows
Just gotta send the screenshots to the Steak sis. Fuck that shit up too. Now he finna be starving 😂
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Editing the wedding video to post and just decided to skip over all the sappy shit and post the best part 😭😭😭😭😭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
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Why? U need somebody to talk to? In the movies ? Where you aren’t supposed to be talking ?
Ppl actually go to the movies by themselves? That sounds depressing
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All Vegas does is count 24/7. Money, cards, strippers. And now they don’t know how to count ? 😭
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This why Kobe the GOAT. He ain’t trust them niggas 😭😭😭
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@TheBoyWhoWrote
So he’s saying ugly nerds don’t get women... Which is not cuz they’re nerds.... It’s cuz they’re ugly...
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Yea Twitter ain’t finna last much longer. Y’all better sleep with all the followers you can now.
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“Yea I cheated on her w/ multiple women throughout multiple yrs of our marriage & to top it off I was so messy all our friends & family knew, but she cheated on me with 1 man she’s been in a long term relationship with that started after we separated. WHORE!” - Dell Curry
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Tweeting this as Houston still doesn’t have power is CRAZY
They try to jail him.
They try to kill him.
It will not work.
He is indomitable.
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@brittanylynne8
Congrats on YOUR (not you’re) pregnancy Britney. Pregnancy is beautiful & should be filled w/ warmth,RELAXATION & love. U should be enjoying your beautiful family not searching Twitter stressing YOURself & the baby over strangers. Praying for many blessings & a safe delivery! ❤️
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Us last week: “KILL EVRYBODY DANY. FUCK DEM KIDS. BURN EVERYTHING TF UP!l
Us tonight: “GOT DAMN SHE BURNING EVERYTHING. SHE EVEN KILLING THE KIDS. DANY WHAT IS YOU DDOOIIINNGGG??
*whispers* but yaaaassss
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I bet it’s ok to celebrate silver all of a sudden today. Weird.
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@PrinceHAK33M
Considering this is the same shit he’s been making a stand against for years he’s not being performative. He’s literally one of the only ones that actually care. And like u said. More ppl need to put these HANs on the spot.
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Well this escalated quickly 😭. If y’all ever in Houston check out the best sports bar in the city
@LockerRoomHou
4702 Ennis St Houston TX. Great food. Hella TV’s And it’s black owned!!! 😍
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If winning in the bubble was so easy Why yo team ain’t do it?
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My car is bigger than my apartment Twitter is going in on Texas. My LAWD 😭
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@DopeChubbyChick
Omg this happened to me a few years back. Took me a couple days to recover. 😭
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@Less_HumbleTeej
Don’t matter how rudely or politely a woman turns a man down they gonna find a way to shame her.
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6 months since I began my weight loss journey and whew lawd I don’t even know who that girl in the first pic is anymore. (Thank God 😂) Still have a lot of work to put in but I’m so proud of myself. Special thanks to my trainer
@_smilingbeauty_
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Happy 6 months to me!
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Trump had a rally. didn’t pay the bus companies AGAIN. the busses left. .Trump left. his supporters stranded in the freezing cold. The rally was 3.7 miles from where the busses picked folks up from their cars so thousands of people had to walk almost 4 miles in the freezing cold
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I don’t care how much money I got in the bank. Ima always choose the payment plan.
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Eagles-Falcons Game 2019 Vs Eagles-Falcons Game 2021 😭😭😭😭🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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I will vote for a mop if it’s running against Trump.
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On this day 1 year ago the love of my life was being a slut whore and posted a thirst trap for Fleetnik. I hopped in those DMs so fast (to talk about Christ) and now I get to slut him out everyday for the rest of my life. Love u
@_brandoc
😂
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@DrunkUncTony
Like where they get the money from? and how come when we was axin for this same money for student loan debt, homeless people and Natural disaster victims they couldn’t find it?
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@armanixversace
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It’s the sweat they got from wearing them long ass sleeves in the middle of houston summer.
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I hope this Queen is having a great day.
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Of course $1000 doesn’t make up for your lost salary. U know what else doesn’t make up for your lost salary? $0.
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@SashaLG
@SoLaidBack_
Hi babe. I’m a fake doctor. The condition she has is called “fucked around and found out”. Antibiotics have no effect. Neither does thoughts and prayers.
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@vexedmentals
Teach me how to do this shit cuz I’m good for a solid foundation then it’s in God’s hands after that 🤣
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“This really be the best stage”
This really be the best stage for men going through a breakup honestly. You lost ya shorty but once she start acting like this it dont even be feeling like a L no more. It starts to feel like you released baggage honestly.
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But when white folks were protesting to open back the disease ridden country with weapons. Not a peep.
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@intrepid_heroin
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Poor whites have proven time and time again to be the most racist of the racist. *looks at the White House*
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He had no extra curricular activities. No volunteer work. No sports and he wrote his entrance essay on SpongeBob. White male mediocrity ain’t gonna cut it anymore. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps toots.
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Whew Chile. The men under this thread are big MAD 😭
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While you guys are here. Take a moment to lookup some of these dates and events. 🤯
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Whatever I did God I’m sorry. Just please no more Eminem
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I planned a date. He guessed what it was. Prob cuz he was snooping. Now guess what. We finna go to the hood and get robbed for date night. Guess that shit witcho nosy ass.
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Don’t let Dallas getting SMACKED distract you from the fact the 49ers are also getting WORKED
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A mother’s love is unconditional
Can a Black man be loved without having money? Let’s talk...
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Ok. See now we’re talking Ben. I need more like this 😭😭😭😭
What does a $300k new construction just 15 minutes outside of Downtown look like? 👀
Watch the full tour now on my Instagram story! IG: Benwegmann
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Under Biden’s plan. If u making $400k + a year and a $4000 or 1% increase in taxes is causing u life changing pain I’m judging your financial management skills.
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In Miami? They bleach the paper bag they use for the paper bag test down there.
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And everyone made fun of her for leaving Diddy for him. Calling him a downgrade and whatnot. That man literally probably saved her life.
Hearing about all the violence, intimidation and abuse Diddy committed against Cassie reminds me of when her husband ran that 50-mile ultramarathon to support a domestic violence shelter.
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Yall teams be losing to the Saints????? Can’t RELATE
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Chyna’s first mistake is not making her BDs hate each other. U posed to do that off rip on GP. Ain’t no way y’all finna team up on me. y’all ain’t friends. Y’all knew I wasn’t shit when y’all got with me. 😅😂
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All I see is white people bringing up race here. How y’all know I wasn’t referring to Christianity and pre-marital sex/babies outta wedlock? 👀
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I’m all for a 4-6 week shutdown. Cancel my rent AND Give me $2000 a month. And I get to work from home still. And cancel $50k student loans for a lil razzle dazzle.
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Everyone, Post your salaries on Glassdoor and leave reviews. It’s anonymous and it helps us all not get cheated. Cuz these companies will and do cheat us.
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Teddy, Lamar, Wentz, Brissett, Watson. All black QBs with wins today.
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Men only know women snore cuz they be up trying to cheat while we’re sleep. Men are trash.
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Cowboys spent so much time worrying about the Eagles. Shoulda been game planning on how to beat a kicker.
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I’m lowkey upset Mannie pulled that bullshit about Scott’s addiction. Like come on man.
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Yo homeboy died so u cheat on your women? Was u fucking yo homeboy? Your heart died with him? I’m confused.
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@Soup_KKoola
@BellaJoyAgain
No dear. We ALL knew her real age before, during and after the show. It was a hot topic back then. She lied to get the audition that’s it. 😒
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“I sneezed and he didn’t say bless you so I dropped 68 points on him next game” - Michael Jordan.
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Russ be looking at Ciara like he bout to tear her ass up soon as the camera stop rolling. Every. Single. Time.
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White people defending racism by saying “who hasn’t been racist in the past” is wild to me. Yet it keeps happening 😂😭
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So Beto was right and y’all called him all kinda names.
Mayor says DPS Colonel lied about the events that took place the day of the shooting
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Saints fans quiet af but was talking mad shit last week. Weird.
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Eagles can’t even carry the ball. This photoshop.
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Why Rockets never had this fury after they lost to GS again ?
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Actually the House Democrats are the the ones that drew up the bill that gave u that $1200. They proposed a second one that would give u even more but the Republicans voted it down.
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@kid_fitch
High school girl called me ma’am when I said thank you for packing my groceries. I almost fought her 😭
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And promptly left like Wong 😭
Nah this nigga J Cole saw every possible outcome of this rap battle like Doctor Strange lmaooo
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Seeing all these stimulus tweets is making me mad cuz I ain’t getting it. I don’t need it but I just hate being excluded. Is this how white people feel when they can’t say “nigga”?
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@JBresean
@essenceofgarf
@AirAssault22
@GoldFrontsNip22
This list doesn’t even include all the inventions that black people created that were stolen and given credit to the white thieves 😭😭😭
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