❤️ Jayme Really
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Trip Update: WE MADE IT TO FAIRBANKS!!!
Having fun and loving the 20+ hours of daylight here!
We'll be flying up to Coldfoot, AK (above the Arctic Circle) tomorrow.
If you're reading this, I'm taking you all along in spirit ❤️
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If my participation trophy falls in Mom's basement and I'm not there to hear it, does it make a sound?
#DeepThoughtsFromMillennials
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#IfChocolateDidNotExist
we would not have that wonderful scene of Lucy and Ethel in the chocolate factory. Love that!!
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I traded my boyfriend for bottles of tequila. I got two for the price of Juan
#WhyImFamousInMexico
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Snap, crackle and pop aren't just sounds that your breakfast cereal makes. It's also coming from your back, neck & knees
#SignsThatYoureOld
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You will be required to remove your shoes at my door. Please ensure proper hygiene foot has been accomplished prior to arrival.
If you are not wearing socks, a pair of Dollar Shop socks will be issued to you. I do not want these back when you leave!
#RulesBeforeComingToMyHouse
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#WhyILoveCanada
? Because it's full of maple syrup, poutine and, best of all, Canadians! ❤️🇨🇦
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I like coming here because I can say "Nice buns!" and not get slapped
#OverHeardInTheBakery
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#AfterTrumpLeavesOffice
I look forward to having no more Trump-related hashtag games
(A girl can hope, right? 😂)
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When you signal your waiter to bring the check....unless your waiter is Australian
#OddTimesToYellCheckmate
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If the cops show up, can you tell them I was with you all night last Tuesday?
#OddThingsToAskACoWorker
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May all the chocolate chips in your cookie turn out to be raisins
#ImaginativeCurse
@BrettFishA
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I know it's extreme, but it was the only way to get Eric to stop tweeting
#OverHeardWhileCamping
@HepatitisAtoZ
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Handcuffed in the back seat of a squad car...unless you're both into that
#BadFirstDateLocations
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#2017WasTheYearThatIFinally
stopped writing 2013 on my checks*
(*but only because I stopped writing paper checks)
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A brilliant country. School children get all eh's on their report cards 🇨🇦
#DescribeCanadaBadly
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#ItMakesMeSmileWhen
I see someone do something nice for someone else ❤️
(You might think no one notices, but we do!)
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#ImNotAMedicalDoctorBut
asking me to take off all my clothes for an eye exam just doesn’t seem right
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I own a “World’s Greatest Dad” mug even though I have no kids…and I’m female
#TheSilliestThingIOwn
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1) To use the bathroom &
2) To NOT need to use the washing machine if I don't
#TwoReasonsIGetOutOfBed
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Bono’s children still haven’t found whatever their father was looking for
#FutureGenerationProblems
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This sure isn’t what I expected when you said we were going to see Bare Naked Ladies
#OverHeardAtAConcert
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i tweeted without using any uppercase letters and
#thatswhenthepoliceshowedup
.
they said it was a capital offense 😂
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#IFindItShocking
that some people still haven’t figured out that the TP goes OVER and not under!
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#WhatYouDoNotKnowAboutCanada
: Canadians generally do very well on tests. They get all Eh’s
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#IMarkMyCalendarWhen
I have a date
Get it? Calendar…Date? (Don’t get up, I’ll show myself out)
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Those Pinterest baking projects don't always turn out like the pictures
#ThingsLearnedTheHardWay
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#IWouldNotTradeMy
dignity for a Klondike Bar.
(But for a peanut butter cup, I’m willing to negotiate 😂😂)
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I’ve had trust issues all my life, thanks to that rotten neighbor girl ~Charlie Brown, probably
#MyOneLineAutobiography
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Are you SURE I was driving too fast? I really thought I was just flying too low
#StupidQuestionsForCops
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"Doing jazz hands at the end of Amazing Grace isn't really necessary, Jayme"
#OverHeardAtKaraokeNight
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