Jatin Chhugani
@JatinChhugani
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Comedian, Dev Patel Stand-In
New York
Joined January 2020
I want next year’s half time act to be a country singer so I can be like “I dOn’T uNdErStAnD a WoRd of tHiS”
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The Gorillaz is the best case scenario for schlubby white dudes who pride themselves on liking alternative hip-hop
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There are 3 types of people who watched the Super Bowl. People who watched it for the game, people who watched it for Kendrick and people who watched it to critique Kendrick’s jeans
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I get why they made him censor out Pedophile, I mean Trump’s literally in the front row
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Kendrick and SZA’s Luther performance is gonna make Trump feel human emotion for the first time since he was a child
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What’s nice about the world falling apart is my friends getting married is no longer the main cause of my anxiety
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The world is so dark right now but one thing that gives me joy is knowing that Kendrick is currently gargling with warm salt water and practicing his mustard yells in the bathroom mirror
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One of the unspoken benefits of TikTok is it allows you to monitor your weight fluctuation over the years
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RT @louisvirtel: I love Sabrina Carpenter’s “just married a rich 96-year-old on his deathbed” vibe.
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“Experience is the best teacher.” Idk you ever meet those people who have been divorced 3 times and are still bad with relationships?
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My local grocery store sells turmeric pasta. Somehow this is whiter than regular pasta.
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Gonna spend the next 4 years dissociating to David Lynch weather reports
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When people pronounce my name wrong, I never take it personally because usually it’s the same people who pronounce Da Baby like DAAH! Baby
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@marshmallika Without my efforts, surely a series of catastrophic events would occur…or we’d just be slightly confused during Quiplash
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