Jarrett Carlen
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Producer of @Bickley_Marotta 6am-10am on Arizona Sports. Comedy writer, tech director, podcaster, and song parodist. Sports Kabob Fri 9:30am
Phoenix,AZ
Joined August 2009
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An anonymous Akron billionaire is reportedly purchasing a 33 percent stake in the Boston Celtics, sources tell @TheAthletic
@Stadium.
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*Chris Paul doesn't touch Brunson's face. Reggie Miller - "I dunno, lots of contact, could be a flagrant". *Finney-Smith cross checks Booker into the stands . Reggie Miller - "That's a good playoff foul!!". #Suns.
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Me, a #Suns fan: I couldn't possibly hate any L.A. team more than the Lakers . The Clippers:
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@ben_rosen Martin Crane: I just got back from Beetlejuice. It was great, there was sex, drugs, rock and roll. Frasier: Sounds like quite a show. Martin: Show? I was talking about the audience.
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The #Dbacks are destroying the Rockies, which has to upset everyone in the NL West (except for Shohei Ohtani, who had the over).
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@ben_rosen Niles: She's thin, she's emotionless, and she doesn't eat a thing. Reminds me of Maris.
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When you see Davante Adams and Amari Cooper get traded for 3rd round picks, knowing you traded a 1st round pick for Hollywood Brown 2 years ago
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2021 #Suns pre-game. Chris Paul - Shot after shot, game planning every scenario to prepare and dominate . Devin Booker - Focused, deadly serious, thinking only of destroying his opponent. Mikal Bridges + Cam Johnson -.
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That DeAndre Hopkins catch was so good, Bill O'Brien just got fired again . #Cardinals #AZvNYJ.
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When you realize it's the 2nd half of a season and Kliff Kingsbury is your play caller. #WASvsPHI
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Now the #Suns have to go to L.A. and play in front of new Lakers fans who've been supporting the team since they got Anthony Davis, and hardcore fans who've been supporting the team since they got LeBron.
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Considering the stakes and the talent involved, this is the single worst performance by an AZ team in history. Terrific!.#Suns.
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I hate Patrick Beverley. There's just something about a dirty player in a black and white uniform that gives me Spurs flashbacks . #Suns.
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Knowing Sean Miller, I assume this was an Elite 8 matchup
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The announcers seem very pro-Milwaukee. The network really should never have let Scott Foster broadcast this game. #Suns #NBAFinals.
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BREAKING: Looking for their first win, Bishop Sycamore adds the Arizona Wildcats to their schedule.
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Not only are the #Cardinals beating the Cowboys, but the Cards' sideline photographer softball team are favorites to win the '93 AL West . #DALvsAZ
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An Arizona sports fan signing up for another year of following Valley teams
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Can't wait to tune in to this week's Patrick Peterson podcast to find out why this loss is the #Cardinals' fault . #NYGvsMIN.
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Tough loss for the #49ers, especially Nick Bosa, who was already upset about having to work on January 6th Eve. #Cardinals #SFvsAZ.
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BREAKING: #Dbacks fans found guilty of being too happy last year, will continue to be punished.
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"They are right there, they are RIGHT there!" says Reggie Miller about the Mavs, as they continue to trail by double digits while the #Suns completely control the game.
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Chris Paul celebrated his first Finals appearance with the #Suns by hugging Monty Williams, Lil Wayne, and Billy Crystal. A year ago that would have been the weirdest mad libs ever. Now, it's all actually happening .#NBAFinals.
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I feel bad for Deandre Ayton. This whole thing must be very stressful on him. In fact, I heard he didn't sleep last night. Or the 7 months prior. #Suns.
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I'm not saying we live in a backwards time, but so far in 2017 John Daly has won a golf tournament and Tiger Woods got a DUI.
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The #Cardinals have a great kicker. The #Suns have a great center. Somebody check Hell for snow . #MINvsAZ.
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Everyone quickly zooming in on that hat
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@ben_rosen She didn't like the film. She said if I want to see someone bomb in the desert, I'll watch your act in Vegas!.
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Tired - I'm thinking Hooters tonight with the fellas. Wired - I'm thinking Flavortown tonight with the Guys. #Suns
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Thank u to all listeners of @AZSports + @Bickley_Marotta. Whether you love me or loathe me, are a fan or a hater, think I'm brilliant+entertaining or a no talent annoying hack. you are correct. And I love you. I hope my weirdness brought you joy in this weird year.#HappyNewYear.
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Kendall Jenner.
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#Cardinals fun facts!. AZ's top 2 draft picks inactive today. AZ's top 2 trade acquisitions inactive today. AZ chose to keep 5 RBs on roster, only 1 has a carry today. AZ fans frustrated today. #KCvsAZ.
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Landry Shamet looking on Zillow right now for houses in Detroit
Breaking: Monty Williams and the Detroit Pistons have agreed in principle on a six-year, $72 million deal for Williams to become the franchise’s new head coach, sources tell me and @JLEdwardsIII. The deal is expected to be finalized in the coming days.
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Doubters - "The Suns are just a sports team. It's not like they can bring peace to the Valley!". The #Suns -
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They have parades for teams eliminated in 1st round?
We, Dodgers and Rams should all do a joint parade together!!!! With a live concert afterwards to end it!! City of Champions 🏆🏆🏆💍💍💍. Congrats 🐏 once again!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
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Shut up nerd. #Dbacks.
This is the least compelling World Series matchup in a long time, maybe ever. MLB made a lot of great and overdue changes this season but it's time to contract the playoffs and give the regular season more meaning.
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If Chris Paul is a cone, Patrick Beverley must be the ice cream on top since he melted down all over him last year.#Suns
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Buzzer beater losses by #Suns and #Cardinals in back-to-back days coupled with crushing injuries to star players and a looming scandal. Sports Gods, you still got it!.
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Despite today's news, Sunday's #Cardinals-Browns game will not feature Chubb or Ertz. And remember, if your Chubb Ertz, see a doctor.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me every year for 6 years, shame on the person telling me Robbie Ray will finally go late into games and become an ace. #Dbacks.
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For anyone wondering what could go wrong if Kyler Murray rushed back to play too early, see Russell Wilson the last 2 weeks . #Cardinals #AZvsSEA.
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.@kimkardashian Hi, I know you're soon to be single. STAY AWAY FROM DEANDRE AYTON . #Suns.
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Kliff unveiling the #Cardinals new, exciting, effective 1st half offense to combat slow starts. #AZvsCAR
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James Jones thinking about who he's going to trade to Chicago at the deadline next season to re-acquire Craig. #Suns
Free agent F Torrey Craig has agreed on a two-year contract with the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. Deal includes a player option. Craig averaged 7.4 points and 5.4 rebounds in 24 minutes for Suns last season.
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Torey Lovullo is going to drink a 40 out of the Liberty Bell tonight . #Dbacks #NLCS #LetsEffinParty.
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If this is football, what the hell was I watching the #Cardinals play the last 2 months?. #BUFvsKC.
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The Utah Hockey Club's first game is on ESPN tonight, but don't fret because I hear the city of Tempe will also be live streaming footage of the landfill for all Coyotes fans.
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I'm old enough to remember when the biggest distraction for the #Suns this season was Deandre Ayton's contract.
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So is Zach Wilson's date tonight.
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The #Cardinals putting playoff tickets on sale before the Rams game may be the new Sky Harbor Airport telling #Suns fans to stay off the tarmac when the team comes home before game 3 in Milwaukee. #AZvsDET.
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