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2025 Tankathon
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Teams who lose their 2025 picks unless they tank:
Bulls: Protected 1-10
Hornets: Protected 1-15
Jazz: Protected 1-10
Pistons: Protected 1-13
Portland: Protected 1-14
Wizards: Protected 1-10
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Jaylen Brown terrorizing the league with his new supermax
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KD just a regular dude that hates his employer, his boss, his manager, his coworkers. That's America, that's New York City baby.
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@barstoolsports
@KFCBarstool
@KFCradio
Did we watch the same video? The police said he was fine to fly, but the flight attendants were being petty.
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Won 15 out of 16 games, 1 game away from
#1
record in the NBA, all taken away by Jimmy Butler.
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Spencer Dinwiddie has been back for 2-3 days and has already exhibited more leadership for this Nets team than I have seen in the past 3 years.
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that record won’t be broken by another player during our lifetime
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Popovich: I'm not gonna lie, but I was trying to lose that game.
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Nets are back to being the type of team that KD and Kyrie wanted to join in the first place.
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This 2018 team was the 6th seed and won a playoff game with $58 million in buyouts and injuries.
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Bro has to complete MyCareer missions to get playing time
Jacque Vaughn when asked what Cam Thomas' top area of growth has been this season:
"You guys don't see Cam Thomas and I sitting down and watching film together on the road in my hotel room. You don't see him in my office before the game, showing clips of how he's boxing out, how
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Nets somehow lead the league in rebounding with mostly small ball lineups.
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We all know Joe Harris can shoot 3s, but here are some other clips you might have forgotten he is capable of.
Short Thread:
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Are vets going to want to sign with the Nets after the way we treated Blake, LMA, Millsap, and James Johnson, who all took vets minimums to get benched, cut, or traded?
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If Mikal wants to be a star, here's his chance to do a star thing.
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I'm convinced everything would've been way different had we won this game.
4 YEARS AGO TODAY
Kyrie Irving dropped 50 in his Nets debut 🔥
50 PTS (17/33 FG)
8 REB, 7 AST, 7 3PT
0 Turnovers
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Kenny Atkinson "fired" day after winning 139-120
Steve Nash fired day after winning 116-109
This is why Jacque Vaughn refuses to win games, doesn't want to get fired the next day.
(joking...sort of)
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Cam Thomas rookie year game winner with 2 superstars on the court.
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If we're going to do this exercise, let's do it right. Pascal Siakam = Chip.
Report: Brooklyn Nets looking to add another star and ‘power-forward-like player’ at trade deadline
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Hated these at first, but starting to grow on me...
Maybe it's the Cam Thomas effect.
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Saw somebody say they had 4 days off from him and liked it too much lmfao
The Brooklyn Nets dismissed coach Jacque Vaughn on Monday morning, sources tell ESPN.
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Nets are going for the no bullshit all defense championship model. I see the vision.
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This is not just your average big man. He is not easily replaceable. He is well worth 20+ million per year.
Nets say screw it, no more doubling/trapping Luka, let's just put Nic Claxton on him.
On the first two possessions, Clax forces an airball and then punches a shot off the glass:
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I basically watched a full game with Sean Marks standing next to me, and I'll tell you this. He is super excited about Mikal Bridges, I think it's safe to buy his jersey.
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Steve Nash trying to con the world as a fitness influencer now
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In interviews this week, Dinwiddie called Cam a Sixth man, Mikal called him a bench player. This mentality from players and coaches has to shift for the Nets to succeed. Cam is the best scorer and should be the
#1
option when the game is on the line.
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Jacque Vaughn notorious for playing vets over young players.
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Newly single Ryan Shazier terrorizing the Pittsburgh nightclubs
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@ButtCrackSports
Thompson twins would've told you what pick he was drafted, what college he went to, and what he ate for lunch.
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The Nets if they gave Cam Thomas 40 minutes per game
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Ben Simmons scratching the surface with this dunk attempt.
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Guys only want one thing. It starts with a P, ends with a Y, and is super wet.
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Now imagine what these two are telling Mikal in private
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KD approaching Mat Ishbia right before another trade request
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This team messing up his next contract and he knows it
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"Wanna hear a joke? Jacque Vaughn."
Cam Thomas and Kevin Durant have enjoyed competing tonight, have talked and smiled a bunch:
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Bucks signing former Nets to get intel on Steve Nash's playbook.
Steve Nash's playbook:
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Royce O'Neale playing PF and Center minutes tonight
Cam Johnson (left adductor tightness) is doubtful tonight vs. Dallas.
Lonnie Walker (hamstring) is OUT, as is Dorian Finney-Smith (ankle).
Jalen Wilson and Noah Clowney are not on the status report and will be available.
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Nic Claxton casually stops Evan Mobley on defense and finishes with a dunk on offense.
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Spencer Dinwiddie on Twitter right now
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"Cam Thomas is single handedly keeping them in this game"
-Ian Eagle
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Cam Thomas improved his 3 point percentage from 27% to 38%. Remember, these weren't of the wide open catch and shoot variety. These were heavily contested and step backs. He might actually become one of the best 3 point shooters on the team.
Cam Thomas getting ready for training camp at St. John’s University
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Makes the Nets throwaway game look even more foolish
this lineup beating the bucks on national tv is literally my super bowl
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A Nets rebuild doesn't mean tank. It means acquiring young players with talent and developing them. The current minutes distribution is not ideal for winning or development.
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YES Network won't work
Brooklyn Nets basketball returns tonight!
What's your prediction on tonight's game?
#NetsWorld
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Kyrie Irving Me at McDonalds
🤝
Devouring a 50 piece
after 37 minutes of action 😏
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Nets lack an all star, sure, but so do the 19-15 Orlando Magic who were 2nd in the East a few weeks ago.
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@TheAthleticNBA
@johnhollinger
KD loves Yuta. One of the only dudes that would consistently hit 3s when passed to.
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@NetsDaily
I promise ratings would go up if they let Cam Thomas average 30+ like in the beginning of the season. Those games were close and that team was fun to watch. Cam Thomas development sells hope, the other players are a stark reminder of a first round sixers sweep.
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KD: You see my burn Giannis with that reverse lay?
Harden: Okay, but tell me more about Lana Rhoades
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Well…it’s only the preseason. But Simmons, Claxton, and company did a fantastic job on Giannis tonight.
Good things are in motion Brooklyn Nets fans, here’s your proof.
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Don't tell me Nets have no talent when the Raptors are purging their team and up 35 at half vs the Heat, who played like shit vs the Nets but still beat us. Coaching matters.
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Nets vs the Lakers and the first topic of discussion at the halftime show is Cam Thomas. Not Lebron, not AD, not Mikal.
Cam Thomas.
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Zach Lavine when the trade news hits
Bulls guard Zach LaVine will be sidelined for one week with right foot soreness, team says.
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