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@JarlintheUk

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Jarl | 30s | VA | Pansexual | Erotic Audio | M4F/M4M/M4A | Art by @StuffedPlum

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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
5 months
My opinion doesn't matter but I don't want any doubt about where I stand on topics like this. Lesbians shouldn't be fetishised for the benefit of men. Slurs shouldn't be used as tags in audio. Life is more important than porn. Be safe ♥️
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
Be yourself and don't hide your passions to satisfy someone. A good partner will be excited about what you're excited about. They'll love to hear you talk on it. If somebody doesn't wanna hear about what YOUR passion is get out of there. 🏃‍♀️ (also be excited about theirs.)
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1 year
Majita.. 😊👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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@JarlintheUk
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3 months
Repost if you have a voice kink.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
Cw: Serious Health Issues Hi, I think I'm ready to say this now. I have cancer. It was diagnosed a few weeks ago following my surgery. My chances of survival are excellent but I will require (even more) surgery and treatment. My feelings on this are very all over the place.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
21 days
Pushing into you real slow so you can feel yourself stretching to take me. "That's it baby, you're doing so good. Feel every inch of me..."
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
9 months
No to raceplay. No to fetishizing lesbians. Your freedom to fantasize does not trump people's freedom to live free of oppression. If you think your kinks are more important than that then Idek.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
All the love to my queer friends and members of the community. You all deserve protection from hate, to not be fetishized or diminished. You deserve the space that you occupy and should never be made to feel 'less than'.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
There's a box at the end of the GWA form where you can make a statement. This is a perfect place to say: NO to raceplay. NO to fetishisation of lesbians. Likert scale surveys on a topic like this leave too much to interpretation. Be explicit. Protect ALL of our community.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
2 months
Having a low dip in the old mental health department. Gonna just take a few days to collect myself. Will be back with more shenanigans next week.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
10 months
If you're tight; Don't worry. I'll really take my time, kissing your neck, whispering in your ear and fingering you nice and slow with lots of spit and lube. Just one finger to start but as you relax I'll add more until you're ready to stretch around my cock.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
11 months
Im 2022 i decided 2023 was going to be the best year of my life. In 2023 I got diagnosed with cancer. In 2023 I got that shit cut out of me. Twice. In 2023 I climbed my 4th mountain on as many continents. In 2023 i decided 2024 would be the best year of my life.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Ultra pro would be an image of someone discussing with their partner what feels good for them.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
20 days
Filming me fuck you so we both have something to masturbate to later.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
2 months
If your partner comes home from a social event and the first thing they wanna do when they get home is give you oral then they've clearly been missing you. Reciprocate and show them how much you've missed them too. Ya fool.
@fesshole
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2 months
Last year my wife came home from her work's Xmas party and she randomly gave me a blowjob. How the hell can you come home from a work's party horny? She's keeping something quiet isn't she?
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
11 months
Hi! There's currently a conversation around virginity into adulthood and I would just like to take a moment to say the following; Anyone who gives a shit about whether you're a virgin or not isn't worth being arsed with. You're valid either way. ✌🏻
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
5 months
Milestone promises; 2k followers I'll post pics of me in cowprint. 5k followers I'll post pics in pink jockstrap 10k dickpic 20k you can watch me cum. Happy to take suggestions for other milestones 3k/8k etc.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
4 months
In order for me to degrade you, humiliate you, and dominate you safely, there has to be an understanding of implicit and communicative trust. If I'm going to pin you down and snarl in your ear that you're nothing while I rut you. You have to already know how much I respect you.
@PrismaticLady
✨️Prism✨️
4 months
Yes, I'm a feminist. And... I want you to throw me down and fuck me like I'm your personal toy when you come home. I want you to fill me over and over again while I lay there and moan for you.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
There are some really rough times ahead, but I am staying as optimistic as I can manage. Thanks. Hope you're all doing okay. Be kind to yourself and those around you. All my love Jarl ♥️
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Watching your eyes go wide as I slowly press myself inside you. The feeling of fullness making you whimper and bite your lip. "That's it, gorgeous. Just take me and let those thoughts melt away... you don't need to think. All you need to do is feel me deep inside you..."
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
My ass now jiggles when I wiggle and that feels like a significant step forward as a man.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
4 months
Followers of mine who might be followers of DC. Be aware of the accusations made against him. There's a big difference between consensual fun between adults and manipulation to further ones career. Just be careful. Protect yourselves!
@bean_catt
Ms Bean 🔞
5 months
bringing this back as unfortunately it’s still relevant. but I bring an addition: if he gaslights you into an apology because “all va’s flirt platonically” EXPOSE HIM i’m looking at you, deepchoice.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
17 days
My butt is getting fat and juicy. JSYK. Sincerely: a life long flat arsed fella.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
6 months
Some people need permission to love themselves. To take the time to heal, to hear the drumming heartbeat of their deepest needs. To close their eyes and breathe kindness into the aching pits of their anxious stomachs. If this is you. I give you permission. Let go. Breathe.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
2 months
Being dressed while you're naked. Having your face pressed to my bulge but not letting you taste. You're desperate and begging and I continue to deny you, until you're so worked up and heated you're grinding against my boot. "Such a needy slut aren't you, hm?"
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
4 months
So how much do you want an audio of me torturing myself with my wand and whimpering like a little sl-
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
If you wiggle your ass like a cutie while you're sucking my cock I'm gonna keep you.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
We'll make it fit 🤝🏻 Eyes wide, lip trembling, eye contact.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
19 days
Watching your eyes go wide as I slowly press myself inside you. The feeling of fullness making you whimper and bite your lip. "That's it, gorgeous. Just take me and let those thoughts melt away... you don't need to think. All you need to do is feel me deep inside you..."
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
I feel like I've been holding onto this thing for too long and I need to let it go. I've lost so much time, so much sleep over it. And now all I wanna do is get on with my life. I'm gonna try not to let it change anything, but there may be days it looms over me.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
If you keep liking my posts I'm gonna do something about it. Yes you. You know who you are 😏😉
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Holding your hand while I press deep inside you. Squeezing your fingers so you know I've got you. Stealing a kiss from you as you open your mouth to moan.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
On a scale of 1 to 10 how needy are you for cuddlefucks?
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
12 days
Your throat in my palm, my cock buried to the hilt inside you and my tongue lapping at your cheek.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
Have started a long contract which will eat up most of my time and energy. Then I have surgery in the middle of it. Sorry if I'm a bit quiet for a while. Just got a lot going on rn. Thank you for all your support and being absolute sweethearts. All my love Jarl
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
8 months
Gonna beat cancer. Become an absolute beefcake and end the year more successful than I started it.
@gsgetlonelytoo
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The only plans I have for 2024 is get more money, look the best I ever have, travel as often as I can, meet cool people everywhere I go, and enjoy life!
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Wrestling. But I pin you down in the middle of the ring, rip your outfit to tatters and stuff myself inside you. Watch you struggle under me as I claim you. Stretching you around me. Helpless.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
5 months
"I'm yours." "All yours." "Please" "You earned this." "You're so strong." "I can't stop thinking about you." "Please touch me." "I'm so needy." "I'm desperate for you." "Let me worship you." "Let me kneel for you." "Please hold me." "You make me feel so safe." "You matter."
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Holding your head up to watch in the mirror as I pound you into a broken, whimpering mess. You're mine baby and don't you fucking forget it.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
Hey. Its surgical procedure time tomorrow. I probably wont have time to tweet in the morning so Im gonna say this now. I should be fine, and I'll let you know when I'm out the other side. Despite all I know and having been through it once already...
@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
Cw: Serious Health Issues Hi, I think I'm ready to say this now. I have cancer. It was diagnosed a few weeks ago following my surgery. My chances of survival are excellent but I will require (even more) surgery and treatment. My feelings on this are very all over the place.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
My fingers curl up inside you as I hold the back of your head and press my lips to yours. Smirking into the kiss. "That's it gorgeous. Let those moans out. Don't hold back. We're just getting started..."
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Kissing you 'til you know how fucking loved you are.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
30 days
Slowly dipping my toes back into the timeline. So... how many butts did I miss?
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Hey my smutty little viking thralls. I got a hump day treat for you all. New Audio, M4F & M4M. Late night desperate, dominant, praise heavy boyfriend experience. He's obsessed with you. Possessive. Needy. And so SO fucking hot.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Thank you to everyone who sent get well messages and pictures of your butt. It's been a very difficult 24 hours but I'm doing okay. Back in the hospital again because my body decided to kick my own ass. Not gonna let it stop me and I'm still accepting booty pics. 😘
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
5 months
Taking you out in public and letting my pals grope you because I love showing you off and you're such an obedient whore who's eager to please.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Covering your mouth while I pound you into next week.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
18 days
Tying you to a chair and feasting on you til you're right on the edge... then waiting just long enough for you to cool off, before starting all over again. More smug with each time I edge you.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
Thank you so much for the kind messages everyone! I'm a lot less drugged up post operation now. Feeling pretty good considering. I'll reply to everyone personally in due time, just resting as best I can. Thank you again. You're all lovely ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
1 year
Had all my patreon content stolen and reuploaded. Heartbroken trying to deal with this at the same time as recovering from major surgery to remove my cancer. I need to get well. This year can get in the bin.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Hey Gorgeous! I know you're absolutely ACHING for some smut. Well aren't you a lucky little deviant? I post my hottest stories on my discord server. Which you're free to join! So hit ❤️ and 🔁 and then click below and come take a face full of hot, fresh smut... 😘😉
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Holding you close. Squeezing you tight. Making sure you know you're safe. Whatever battles you're facing. I'm there, a shield at your side.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
3 months
Controlling your toy in public til you've had several earth shattering orgasms and then dragging you off to pump a load into you so that I'm drooling out of you for out date.
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@JarlintheUk
Jarl Audio - Smut Viking
2 months
Hey everyone, thank you for the kind messages and comments and stuff. I'm only getting round to my notifications now. Been sick the last 5/6 days after an insanely busy week. I hope you're all doing okay xxx
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