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Chicken🐓 / ❤️ Kira / sub-amateur hobbyist-artist. also, I eat cookies made for the dark side (and bake them). (He/Him) will troll bigots.

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@SaeedDiCaprio My guy helped Moses carry the commandments.
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@EuphoriTori "X Corp". If something sounds more dystophian lol.
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@navy_teal @Lemmy_OP @FluffyLeafeon @ConSelfOwns Of all countries… the US isn’t overeducated lol.
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@ksorbs Uhm. false. Most dictators hold elections (but rigged of course) as either a strengthening of position or a rallying point when they lose. They usually say the other’s cheated or clean up the competition. Hint, one of those is happening.
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@n0bodyUknow @MrBeastYT You really think they raised 5.000.000?.
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@RealMichaelKee @WallStreetSilv @elonmusk As an outsider (Europe), Trump didn’t answer a single hard question in all those hours of interviews though. .
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@artallisonrenee @notwokieleaks 17 days on a sailboat with asperger's. Hellyes she's tired. Hard agree.
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@JenniferSensiba @JordanUhl 1) It was just an example, not an actual argument. Calm your mammaries. 2) investigated since 1945 and 0 conclusive evidence. Just circumstantial coincidences. .
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@SacredSlytherin When you're a person, pretending to be a person pretending to be a person.
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@RealMichaelKee @WallStreetSilv @elonmusk Weird, I never claimed anywhere that she did 🤷🏻. I’m ONLY stating what I wrote. Way to immediately defend with whattaboutism.
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@Error404Null @MKBHD Nahh it's worse. Lay's chips bags have a gas in it that helps the chips get stale less quickly. Even if the rstio might be off. This is dumb.
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@J0shTheStupid @hankgreen Nancy pelosi’s house got broken into, her partner got assaulted, tied up and threatened with a hammer. This all because “they stole the 2020 election”. And not a single republican politician has simply condemned it w/out taking a dig at the dems.
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@haydensmith902_ @engineers_feed Anyone who voted PA (as myself) missed the “not” part….
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@elonmusk And how fast were you on the phone with zelensky? 🙄. Obviously providing starlink there was a great thing, but this post seems a bit hypocritical.
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@mws @MrBeastYT You could say. 1 tree at the time. I'll leave now.
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@ChuckCallesto Just a question. Honestly wondering here. If the votes got flipped, wouldn’t a recount by hand show this? Because the machines only read the votes. And btw, if this were true. it would blow up. You think Trump would stay quiet?.
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@AngelaLovesNY Are there really men who are angry instead of mortified by this "man vs bear choice"?. I'm usually quite the advocate for underrepresentation of male victims, but this "trend" made me go 'well fuck, it's that bad huh'?. I knew before, but it hammered it home extra hard.
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@xCaykex @LinzDeFranco That's so odd to me. When I walk into a store amd there's no proces readily available. I'm walking out.
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@engineers_feed 2 minutes.It takes 1 minute for the front to go from start to end. And another for the back to do the same.
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@Kprice_51 @PotterWorldUK After Petunia says “they guard the wizard prison, Azkaban”, Harry asks her how she knows. She says “I heard that awful boy telling hér about them”. Harry, based on prior experience, assumes she means his parents. Awful boy meant Snape.
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@str_xs @InternetH0F It's literally two sentences. .
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@SerebiiNet Literal millennia ago:.Yo lemme call my guys.
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@Man2Tam @taylorswift13 Imagine staving of a person with 10's of millions of followers speaking using their voice. This ain't it chief. #changeiscoming.
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@RightWingCope @AlanRMacLeod Tenant in the strictly factual sense just means "renter". It's not usually used like this, but still correct🤷.
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@thedaevastator @ConSelfOwns Not even mentioning that:.“Hey where is Harvy? They’re not coming, because something came up”, Is a grammatically valid way of talking about one person…. Wherein you use “they” to describe one person.
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@thelostnz @ConSelfOwns When someone cites that book as fact:
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@BiologicalWoma2 @OliLondonTV Sure had a lot of money here. She’s on the right.
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@RatiosCrazy Since literally every other guy in the replies, other than the poster, is roasting the man. Not sure this is a ratio.
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@karina_kk24 @MuggleNet Abusing kids, reenacting vengeance on a kid ‘cause his father was an ass, threatening to drug a child, threatening and actually trying to poison a pet of a child. Any good he did was for the wrong reasons, though not less important.
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@RespectfulMemes Anybody: *Compliments me*. Me: *can't handle*
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@k_frisco @navy_teal @Lemmy_OP @FluffyLeafeon @ConSelfOwns I’d like to sugarcoat this… but both left, right and moderate newssources claimed my people (Dutch, the Netherlands) go iceskating to school and work. While obviously we use horsedrawn carriages from our tullip-farms.
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@Isekomix_ @Jacksepticeye @MrBeast @bowtietwt Why, they're not obligated too and they say it's okay now. So it's okay now.
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@ArcherO_9 @0liviajulianna You're not supposed to be anything. You're allowed to feel. You're allowed to express. We need to normalize men speaking up about their emotions.
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@esjesjesj Look at those happy faces
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@BarackObama Years after his presidency he is still more presidential than whomever it was that came between 44 and 46.
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@matthewD2013 @PhillyD The santa barbera show?.
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@Angenette5 @The_RomaArmy @LawCrimeNetwork Note that she says “I defended ‘my’ truth”, and not ‘the truth’.
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@engineers_feed @elonmusk Because else everybody would he saying "pp" and we aren't mature enough for that.
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@LeviathanReset Het zijn letterlijk bewegingssensoren om stroom te besparen op de openbare verlichting. De replies hier zijn K R A N K Z I N N I G.
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@Chloe_xo18 @TheSims It’s never enough is it? .If they don’t try: shame them. If they listen, learn, thoroughly asses and adapt: too late. I imagine you can’t fathom how hard the devs fought to state this, or will have to fight having stated this.
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@M7_Reaper @TheActMan_YT Review bombing is some of the lowest behavior possible. Barely human-grade standard. Blegh, sickening.
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@RespectfulMemes 2020 is the series finale.
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@lickmypawpaw @HumansNoContext In case you want to know (else I'll delete). A+A = 2 makes A worth 1. A+B = 3 makes B worth 2. A+B+C = 6 makes C worth 3. x goes before + so .3x4 = 12.A(1) + B(2) + 12 = 15.
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@Gewoon_Sher Jeminee. Voor zover bekend bezitten mannen gewoon een prefrontale cortex. Hiermee hebben zij dus de potentie tot impulscontrole. Als je een ongevraagde 🍆 foto wilt sturen, dan ga je maar even op je handen zitten en doe je dat dus even NIET…. Echt….
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@kotatkolaura @theHPfacts Because it wasn't in the books either. JK said this way later during an interview (I think on the website that was then named Pottermore).
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@TerranceCJensen @PhillyD You mean the ones that are there to stop the cultists?.
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@Haikyu_EN If this isn’t the new season anouncement people will, quite literally, riot digitally.
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@LinzDeFranco @PhillyD This insinuates he asked permission to buy CNN for 10 grand and you were like: yeah okay. Lol.
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@RevSid @Strandjunker There's evidence to support the claim. There isn't any to support your claim it's false.
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@dreamsofskies Convenient that people always say Romani, but never mention sinti. Different groups, also falsely called gypsy.
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@NookFashDesign @thesourpop @esjesjesj Except a feature or 2, this site clearly didn't get better . Like for real.
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@cryptopunkard @wordsofbrisdom @mmpadellan Hey look. There's so many mental health resources. You don't have to live like this. Get better my guy 🙏.
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@HuzejrovicTarik @hoomanloto @CyberpunkGame @TrippHazzardTV @CDPROJEKTRED @PlayStation Imagine being thát condescending and then telling someone to calm down. .
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@AngelaLovesNY I wasn't clear, my bad. I understand that these men exist. It's just so surreal to me, because it doesn't even cross my mind to be angry about this stuff. The thought simply doesn't enter my brain. It should be a learning moment or a wake up call. Yay my parents I guess😅.
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Zijn mensen echt zo dom of is dit een grap? " #stopdelockdown "?. Was je ladder kapot, dat je zo hard op je achterhoofd gevallen bent?.
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@PotterWorldUK With harry’s experiences along his 14 years of life prior, it is not weird that his mind went to James. Me reading this, I notice for the first time it is likely Snape. Wow.
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@MatthewSantoro @MKBHD The focus on the guy's face. True passion right there.
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@_WillStory @YouTube @Jack_Septic_Eye It's almost as if there's a communication protocol that says someone as high as a social media manager is not allowed to make public statements for the company on own volition.
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@alonzotweets @PhillyD @fousey Yup! To avoid copyright claim and for time-purposes.
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@Unbased_Degen @ywomendeservles You’re the problem. Go be ashamed.
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@JakeMaltby @Albond8746 @SerebiiNet Could've gone with regidrake, for the rest I'm okay with these.
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@Esqueer_ Most beer drinkers support brands working with ✍️ *checks notes*.Human beings. Yeah, that tracks.
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@waystonepod @hankgreen I’m not 100% up to snuff on all language associated. Is “deadnaming” using the previous name dropped by the person after coming out?.
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@adsuth @TheBossDaly @skortum96 @punishedmother Explanation: person thinks every woman online sees men as scum.
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@WispGB_ @itsDanBull True, but the problem is that, technically, absolutely 0 difference is made between me uploading a spongebob episode or me uploading a video wearing a spongebob shirt drawing. The automated system will just see the sponge and block. The language in 13 is literally so vague 1/2.
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@Liv_another_Day @Salazar002809 @HxHShots 1. It’s a drawing. 2. Kids can most definitely have large muscles. If that’s healthy is a different story, but kids can have abs 😅….
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@WispGB_ @itsDanBull That it's possible for a company to threaten to sue YT if they don't make me take that video down, and lawfully, they will win. For wearing a Spongebob t-shirt. Oversimplified, obviously. 2/2.
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@LinzDeFranco How much are we going to bet that the GOP are suddenly going to start talking about "superspreader events" as if they cared before?.
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@RitchieTorres As a foreigner to your country, I am genuinely perplexed. So many investigations. So many indictments, subpoenas, reports and everything. Not a single person is actually facing consequences. How will this be different?.
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@AmazingArtPix "The chain of screaming". ~ Barney Stinson
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@nezhadzhong @LJackben @Jayzus_ No, the 'land' of sound already existed. He conquered that country and achem. convinced. the daimyo to let him set up the 'village' hidden in the sound, which was just laboratories spread all around. Fun fact: in modern, orochimaru truce, times it's now a legit ninja village.
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@PopTartsUS Uhm. I rest my case.
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@KeiruPeter @m_ogada Och och och. a science denier thinks he’s smart….
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@AvatarContexts @MangaaContexts 🎶“Little soldier boy.Come marching home.Brave soldier boy.Comes marching home”🎵.
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Do I think it's racist if you simply say: their English isn't the best, but what do you expect"? No. Do I think so when a radioDJ says: they say it's English but I don't know what they're saying, and thén, when called out DOXXES MINORS? .Hell yes. #538isCancelledParty.
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@GCapital_LLC @EdKrassen Everything is a conspiracy. Nothing is ever just as the evidence shows 😵.
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@VORMHolding @arjenlubach Mijn excuses, maar uw logica is zeer onbenullig naar mijn mening. Samsung maakt bijvoorbeeld hele coole tv’s met extraatjes, maar maakt ook oorlogtuig zoals raketsystemen en tanks. Dat ik samsung immoreel vind met het maken van wapens, maakt de tv niet minder handig.
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@jasonm144 @engineers_feed About "mini heartattack when your phone seems gone".
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@MatthewSantoro @YouTube Wtf. What the actual fuck. This . I have no words to describe my anger. How can people do this.
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@stvmbles @kirawontmiss Generations?.Might damn well sprout a new religion.
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@hankgreen Did not have H Green making a coding joke on my bingo card.
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@DanBarnes92 @flightradar24 Since it's the most common language used for intercontinental/national communication?.
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@_silent_star_ @cgpgrey No. The call quality is almost always a million times better with headphones. Also, usually picks up less static and background noise than a cam mic.
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@hankgreen Rules for thine, not for mine.
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@jfbeacom @hankgreen “Officially Super Not Dating”. When I hear that, the next thought is
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@ACTBrigitte He didn’t even accomplish anything while he hád the oval office.
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@PotterWorldUK With that name, they were kind of asking for it.
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@PowerTradingNow @againstgrmrs Pics or it didn't happen. You are lying through your teeth.
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@EdKrassen Wait, does this mean they're going to be speaking in gender neutral terms then? 😂😂.
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@danielverlaan Niet enkel 2 verdieners, 2verdieners die geen starters zijn. Hoevaak ik de woorden “ja we bieden 50.000 meer dan de vraagprijs, maar ach”…. Gerda, ik wil ook wonen.
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@nycfreethinker @oliverdarcy I thought y'all were so "pro free market", but the moment someone uses the option that provides it's "running from criticism". Seems to me NPR isn't the touchy feely one here.
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