Is it weird that I would literally fuck anyone? As long as 1 out of 2/3 holes works, I don't care what you look like or how old you are. You want my cum? Just take it.
Came in a young teens hair today after overshooting when painting his face. He asked me if there was any in his hair because he was going straight to his boyfriends after. Of course I lied. I hope his boyfriend asks.
Happy to answer any questions about my experience with my uncle. No I was not douched just lucky. Yes I took 6 inches worth of girth with just spit. No I don't regret it and yes I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
So I did something I'm not proud of today. Who am I kidding it was fucking hot. I mixed business with pleasure and fucked a client in his own house with a giant picture of his family behind him as he took me raw! I've never been happier.
The quicker people realise I am not a nice person the better. Why these regulars think we are dating or some shit. You're just a place for me to dump my load. I'm not your prince charming. Fuck off.
Hello. My name is Jamie and I'm a drug addict. I am bisexual. I've been in a happy relationship for 9 whole years. The secret? Behind his back I fuck random people every chance I get. I was also voted "most likely to fuck your bitch" at the annual award ceremony in Paris...jk.
My friends called me 'cousin fucker' for 2 years after I hooked up with a guy and it turned out we were cousins (through marriage) funny thing. After we found out we fucked 5 more times.
I was on grindr today during a workplace training session and there were 2 people nearby in the conference hall. I think one of them was a new PA to a director. My new goal is to fuck his mouth in the toilets. I will keep you updated.
When he starts off saying he wants you to play safe and then decides he wants the huge load inside, so you take the condom off and stuff it in his mouth and gag him until you've finished leaving your seed deep within.
Big year. I'm getting married. I'm turning 30. I'm still off drugs. Career is blossoming. Just need to collect a series of regular fuckbuddies over the course of the year.
So my boyfriend wanted to suck my cock on the ride home from his parents tonight. However, just before picking him up I practised some safe sex with a friend who was free. My bf said my cock tasted like plastic 😄
Don't know why I'm posting this hear tbf you desperate cock suckers probably don't care 😄 but I am 10 days clean from narcotics! Someone suck me off to celebrate.
I found a used condom in my back pocket of my jeans. These jeans have been through the washing machine and the load was still intact 😂. I had to discreetly dispose of it before the bf saw.
Me and a tradie sucked eachother off in one of his customers houses. He was fitting her kitchen but on his break he made me blow my load all over her clean upstairs carpet.
A fuck buddy of mine now identifies as non-binary (they/them). They were sucking me off today and where I used to say "Good boy" I had to stop and instead said "Good.....job" I felt like a supervisor.
So I sometimes have black nail polish on and someone said they found it too feminine. That same slut was backing onto my cock and calling me daddy the same day. Polish doesn't make the man...my thick cock does.
It's quite simple. I don't get fucked I do the fucking. Stop with the DMs about r*ping my ass! I can count the amount of people I've bottomed for on 1 hand and only 3 of those were post-puberty.
I forgot the best part of the story. When I was done he told me that when he knew I was on the way he douched using a Locazade sport bottle! Guy knew what he wanted.
I have had to block 3 people saying they would snort coke from my dick. Why would anyone think that's okay to say to someone in recovery? Anyway, I wasn't in recovery I'd rub coke on your hole and eat you out kid. Don't do drugs guys.
So I haven't touched cocaine in nearly a week! I been to 2 CA meetings and I am certain I can do this. However I have substituted 1 addiction with another...sex. Heaven was never on the cards for me anyway.
Recently, I did a training course and just found the guy that runs it on grindr with his boyfriend. Question. Do I fuck him knowing he could be my future boss or should I leave it in case it gets awkward?
So I fucked a guy today who leaked torrents of precum with every deep thrust. Absolutely drenched my sheets and almost the whole time I just kept wishing I leaked when I'm excited but no...I just get a painfully hard erection.
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Well tbf (hi I am the one that submitted this) It was my dad I actually had the hots for but he died when I was 14 and my uncle was always nice to me and now I know why 😉
Update is just a small and uninteresting one for now. He was on grindr today and we traded pics and we are going to fuck but not at the office. He's new and doesn't want to risk it so he will message me when he has a free house and then I'll fuck him.
Just found out my abuser is in prison. I should be happy but I'm really struggling to keep off drugs after finding out. Hope the prick gets what he deserves.