#newtwitterbio pity Twitter is probably going to explode tomorrow

@Werries_ Breetzke should have dropped his shoulder and hit him with helmet and shoulder.

@mikesharman So not Tweak? Maybe Twerk?

@hershybru Players who can get 20 off 12, like Coetzee, are significantly more valuable than players who can get 35 off 40.

@mikesharman I think they open bookings on a Friday at 1pm for the week beginning in 2 mondays. Bookings go fast. I managed to get 1 last year.

@TheKiffness @elonmusk @DOGE Also, giving random young people who are good at coding unrestricted access to systems is a terrible idea. Any persons accessing systems and data should be closely monitored to ensure that they are not susceptible to blackmail, extortion or other outside influence

@jetpack I need to speak to someone about reclassifying my site as non-commercial. I have a lot of page views, but 99.9% come from one automated visitor.

@GodPenuel This would massively improve the effectiveness of BBBEE. But can you imagine how quickly the laws would change when the rich are excluded.

@way0utwest @GFritchey A 7am meeting is not great, but I find it interesting how different work hours are in South Africa. When I worked in a big IT department, and started at 6:30, I wasn’t even in the first 50% of the department to start work. Peeps love their afternoons/early evenings here!

@chrischameleon Maybe one day the first culture will learn about capital letters at the start of sentences making paragraphs easier to read.

@Werries_ Stephen is an amazing umpire, but the audio description was not accurate for the decision, in contrast to how crisp and clear the rest of his comms has been. I don’t think it was clearly dropping, it was touch and go. Not a clear error IMO, an “umpires call” of sorts.

@dylanvdspuy14 You’re right, MICT are having an awful season. Clearly the coach hasn’t got a clue. 🙄

@GodPenuel If the government cared enough to hold the incompetent and corrupt to account, and were running a streamlined, efficient, and functional operation, but genuinely needed more money, I could understand it. As long as corruption is the order of the day, nothing will change.

@CalvesLikeShaq I just want to understand the rules. Not allowed to complain after a loss, because that’s sour grapes. Not allowed to complain after you win with a bad decision. Not allowed to complain after you win 5-1. When are you allowed to voice your grievances?