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@JamHotJord

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shitcoin legend in the trenches, occasional meme dev & beer drinker

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Joined January 2012
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@JamHotJord
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7 months
$29 into 7 grand TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
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3 years
19 years you've been my brother & watched me grow up beside you. You've ate the crap dinners I didn't want, listened to me drunk waffle, comforted me on bad days & loved me every minute of your life unconditionally, I'm gonna miss you so much pal ❤
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3 years
*loses money* AHHHHHH MATT DAMON STOP MAKING ME LOSE MONEY IN THIS CRYPTO SCAM !!!
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3 years
"Are you in doge?" No I trust fundamentals & thats why I'm poor
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4 years
I feel like crypto has made me lose all sense of respect for money?
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3 years
The 2 hours of peace in the morning before American twitter wakes up
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3 years
I'm quitting crypto
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3 years
Me yesterday at the pub listening to a girl tell me she lost £20 on doge
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3 years
Remember the golden rule of crypto is too only invest everything you have
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4 years
Mum I'm about to make a years wages in a week
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3 years
When someone at the pub asks me how much I've made from crypto
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3 years
$TIME to look for a new career
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3 years
Thank you sec for protecting me
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3 years
Babe I'm close to liquidation can you take a loan out? I ❤ u
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3 years
My drug dealer cousin text me "cryptos looking rough" bro I'll call the police on u
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3 years
This time last year I had -1.5k & was unemployed apeing every last penny I could find into crypto, now I'm far closer to 6 figures than -1.5k
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6 months
$FTM will flip $avax you have been warned
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4 years
Can RSR holders just get rich so I don't have to see "RSR IS ABOUT TO FUCKING FLY" Every. Single. Day.
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4 years
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3 years
If you haven't ever bought high and sold low you're a bullshitter lmao
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3 years
Hackers have probably got into my wallet, looked at what I'm holding & thought nah let's just leave this poor cunt alone
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3 years
My friend who told me crypto trading is easy has bought the top twice, sold the bottom twice and is officially out of crypto
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4 years
I'VE MADE 10K IN 2.5 DAYS, THIS IS FUCKING INSANE, I AM LIVING THE DREAM
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3 years
Lmao I don't think so pal
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4 years
I've probably been rejected by over 50 crypto jobs now due to lack of "experience" lmao but I will not give up, it only takes one person to take a chance on me & on God I will take their company to the fucking top just to prove all the doubters wrong, if not I'll do it myself
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3 years
The worst thing about your birthday is replying to everyone you haven't spoke to in 14 years on Facebook
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6 months
I want to cook up the biggest meme in Fantom history, so big people rush to Fantom - something magical can truly happen for the community (and it’s about time) - if @AndreCronjeTech willing to help, Fantom will explode. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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3 years
I wake up everyday and am thankful I got in crypto and not stocks
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3 years
Last month I didn't have a job, this month I'm working with professional athletes in boxing, football, rugby whilst also working with Nike & Ralph Lauren & I got a job interview for a crypto firm tomorrow, it's wild how life moves so quick
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3 years
Americans will be like "It's called soccer bruhhhhhh" and then put FC on the end of all their teams lmao
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2 months
POV: You wake up and this is your timeline lmao
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6 months
$FTM season is just beginning. I’ve seen $Sol and I’ve seen $Avax there is no comparison - it will become an explosion and people will say how did we miss that
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Safer community / meme coins on Fantom
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4 years
My cousin who shilled me bitcoin cash in 2018 now just tried to shill me bitcoin SV, this guy must truly hate me
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4 years
I have wayyyyyy more money in my crypto portfolio than in my bank now, don't think this is a healthy habit lmaooo but we move
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4 years
$xrp holders getting ready for another day of staring at the charts
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3 years
Going to the pub
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3 years
I sold a NFT for 150 FTM the floor is now 3k FTM *punches wall*
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26 days
We are rich again
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4 months
Me and the 60 active ftm users waiting for sonic
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1 month
Struggling for engagement watch this: $S
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4 years
If $link is now responsible for ensuring $btc (over $1 billion) remains safe and you still think it's a scam coin - you should quit trading.
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3 months
It’s time to unite community, end wars and bring $FTM ecosystem as a whole back to where it belongs, Taking over one of the biggest memes on chain with the fellow chads involved is… BULLISH FOR ALL
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Just hired a completely new team @8BitSam_ @0xHelder @JamHotJord @BennySnatch And @DraculaPresley creeping in the shadows Let’s send this thing $sGOAT
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5 months
$FTM breaks $1 this week Gn
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4 months
$FTM walked to $3 so $S can fly to $10
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5 months
- no paid shills - no millionaire backing - no “I’ll give you one if you tweet about us” The @FTMfrendation will be everything that the foundation should be. We will support new builders no matter how little if the ethics are right and future artists to More than a meme!
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4 years
Kylie Jenner posting a link to go fund me for her hospitalised friend, man billionaires are a different level of stingy
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5 months
Well I think we creating history again in the $FTM space
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3 years
I'm still haunted by when my old boss (10 years ago) said to me he could replace me with a cone lmfao
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7 months
$FTM is missing one tomb fork away from going to $1
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2 months
28 today, blessed to have my friends, frens & family, TYG 🍻
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4 months
Okay chaps, @FTMfrendation is building a Launchpad for all, memes and real projects. There are a lot of things I can’t say atm, because people may copy pasta but you’re about to see how a real dev does it. What would you like to see on there? And what would you hate to see?
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6 months
Man, fantom lowkey changing my life and I’m grateful for everyone who has come alone the journey with me
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5 months
Still striving to make $FTM a better place for all, a bunch of you got a free NFT today, do what you like with it! We keep pushing forward!
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3 years
It's getting painful to watch link maxi's cope atm, even if link went to $1k that wouldn't justify months of missing out every coin that's done a x20
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3 years
GM
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3 years
Bro the sun is just pure good vibes, people who prefer winter are losers
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2 years
3 months ago I left my shit job and took a risk with a start up company that was generating 10k profit a month, todays monthly revue shows we made 250k profit this month lmao and I got a pay rise TYG
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3 years
#NewProfilePic man, I'm not usually speechless but @TinFoilRealist just gave me this OG NFT. Crypto has undisbutable kindness in its community & everyday I feel blessed to get to know a bunch of you guys
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3 months
Avax community are all at war. Wins on sol shitters are no longer as frequent $FTM is finally at peace with sonic coming round the corner. THIS IS HOW WE WiN BOYS
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3 years
Passive income is key
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4 years
Are we getting $link tattoo's at 1k or 82k ? 🤔🥳
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3 years
I'm close to retiring for the 4th time this year
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3 years
I'm not sure if I can say anything yet but I'm working on a really cool project on $FTM that I think will change the game & contribute quite big (I'm only marketing & kinda advisor) but yeah I'm kinda excited ngl!
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7 months
$FTM IS SO BACK
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4 months
Cancel the meme competition and burn 10 mil fantom instead imo
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6 months
It’s always the “good guys” on Twitter who are trying to save the world that are the criminals using bots and ruining charts to get rid of competition. We are not talking 1 or 2 wallets - we are talking over 100 taking advantage of people who believe in him. 🐐
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3 years
My brother spent 1.1k on a Canada Goose jacket instead of buying shitcoins
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3 years
GM to everyone except vitalik and his bullshit fees
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4 months
My wallet just got drained wtf
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3 years
Made over 5000 crypto moves just to be outtraded by shib holders
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4 years
Breakfast for leverage traders
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4 years
I wake up and Americans are up, I'm about to sleep and Americans are awake these fucking caffeine addicts are never asleep
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6 months
The sol people are waking up, it’s a new era for $FTM
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3 years
AHHHHHHHH it looks like I'm getting drunk with a bunch of anons online
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4 years
At this point if you don't think crypto is going to take over the world by now you might as well just get a job as a clown
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3 years
My boss just showed me his crypto portfolio after I regretfully told him about it, I outtraded his year in a month and now on Fridays I have to do meetings with him to talk about crypto lmfao
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3 years
This dude makes me really happy lmao but also I could never find joy from looking at trains like wtf
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3 years
GM
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@ehhh_mma I don’t really like to shill to people tbh, especially when I have no clue what I’m doing myself Lmao
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3 years
$FTM is coming to coinbase soon bro trust me
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4 years
Data is the new oil & Link is Saudi Arabia
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I think @FTMfrendation will be truly special, I will need everyone of you to help along the journey 🫡
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3 years
"You can't tweet $1k per link, it's only $20 lol"
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3 years
This is what you call a fanny repellent
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Low-key I think fantom community been building at a rapid pace, more so than any chain (other than eth) to bring people in, to explore with experiments, to make sure it’s a safe bet for people. Bullish on $FTM tbh, always will be
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3 years
The worse trend mankind ever faced
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5 months
Me and the $Ftm gang after I make a memecoin with 0 utility and no roadmap, just vibes
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5 months
I just had an interview & he was like tell me about this “crypto” hobby you have I was like brother, you wouldn’t even believe me if I told you lmao
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4 months
The quickest way to become a millionaire is actually pretty easy. > already be a billionaire, ape Sgoat and watch it go 90% down > congrats now you’re a millionaire
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4 years
Sun is out = me drinking in my home made pub & annoying neighbours with music 🤝🏻
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3 months
No amount of money on earth could stop this PAIN
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4 years
Tonight
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3 years
It's nice to see people from my university becoming authors and managers etc, meanwhile I'm up at 3am looking for an entry on $pussy coin :)
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What else can me and my old tomb team do to help bring people to Fantom?
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@FTMfrendation Launchpad is coming sooner than even I thought, so I’ll drop some slow hints of what to expect! 1) You will be able to host presales on there with a soft/hard or no cap and if the soft cap is not hit then all users who participated get their funds back.
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6 months
Pick ur dev
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4 years
I think girls will eventually become way better traders than guys once they put the fact crypto is for nerds aside and realise they can make incomprehensible wealth maybe
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4 years
Why are $link whales not letting this beautiful token f*ckin' fly 🚀
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