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Jaketholemeu

@Jaketholemeu

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Steak positivity advocate. All steaks are good

Joined November 2017
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@weirddalle Is she banana bread or not we need to know.
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2 years
@greentexts_bot Got fired from what, exactly, as a 3rd grader?.
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2 years
@GreenTextRepost I've seen this story in more than one place. This story has legs.
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3 years
@BadLegalTakes It says the right of the people to bear arms shall not be infringed.
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@SerAemond @kirawontmiss That is not one of them though.
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@TheMrNoble @JonErlichman Yes. Calculator.
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2 years
@GreenTextRepost Why would a big pp stretch boxers? They are already loose af.
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@GreenTextRepost He said go large.
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10 months
@9NewsQueensland @JacobChicco I don't consider this headline well researched, as the word "champion" here is not accurate.
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@LeftismForU I hereby donate $5 billion to myself. Most generous guy in history 😀.
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@CerberusXt Not true. Gamers like women, which is why they want some of the game characters to be women. Instead of those characters beings dudes in wigs.
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2 years
@stats_feed Without more context, this tweet does not mean anything.
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3 years
@TRHLofficial Only women can have opinions on abortion. Except men can too since they can give birth.
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3 years
@nypost I think it's up to 1.9 million as of 40 minutes ago.
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@Grummz Question for the ages: do good game devs even go to that conference? Or.
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3 years
@nypost So stunning and SO brave. They're complete lies, but they are SO STUNNING AND BRAVE!.
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@TaylorLorenz__ Doing your job of harassing private citizens for no good reason? You are one of the N's, not them.
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@OrwellNGoode Imagine inventing the English language and then refusing to pronounce some of the letters.
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@Pirat_Nation Heck yeah man
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@GreenTextRepost "Historians" strike again.
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@GoodReddit Eating an entire raw cauliflower.
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@mhauken Of course, it's still an iPhone, and not an Android phone. But you can't have everything. No headphone jack for you.
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@Mauty480 Yes. It says that the oh so wise people who got themselves large debts for college are voting for the people who make the empty promises of cancelling those debts.
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@junkertoph @Nina7Infinity @Sargon_of_Akkad JonTron is the best, and people who call people Nazis are full of shit.
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@realDailyWire Was she the first horse teeth politician or was AOC? I need answers.
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@mask_bastard Can confirm, it doesn't go all the way in.
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@junkertoph @Nina7Infinity @Sargon_of_Akkad I believe we call those Democrats, as they think black people are too dumb to figure out how to get ID. Kathy Hochul thinks they do not know what computers are.
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@InternetH0F The first rule of Waffle House Fight Club is you don't talk about Waffle House Fight Club. The second rule of Waffle House Fight Club is you don't talk about Waffle House Fight Club!.
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@PG13ParentalGui @memeticsisyphus Meeting injustice with further injustice is wrong.
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@Jaiydanimate Grummz is the best.
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2 years
@ChuckCallesto I will retweet AND comment. Because Twitter is down and I cannot use it.
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@UpdatingOnRome I feel like this meme is targeting you specifically, I thought you should see it
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@GreenTextRepost Shit. The book I got 7 years ago and never read better not have a note in it.
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@Internet_TLCM Most Texans pay more in taxes than Californians. Despite a lack of state income tax in Texas. So. Texans are earning fucktons of money?. Yes. That is indeed winning.
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@Dano_Hard @TheQuartering Clicking unsubscribe is too hard for you, but writing a poorly punctuated paragraph on Twitter, you're happy to do. Lmao.
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@LibertyCappy Ending human sacrifice is racism. He should be brought to trial.
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@interesting_aIl Canada seems like the place they would go tbh. Or Diddy's house.
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@Trixxxy19 Is that the only 2 options?.
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@JohnCleese He doesn't need a defence. There has not yet been a credible case against him.
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@weirddalle Wash those dishes bro damn.
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@WomenPostingLs Surely the sex worker has some level of choice about her clientele. Does she think psychologists should not have choice of their clientele?.
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@AmieWohrer Not to brag, but I deliver mail. Haven't lost a single piece of mail, so.
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@GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks Y'all need to be dewormed.
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@JackPosobiec She realised her authoritarian dream of becoming a government official. And then had it snatched away because she is corrupt. Haha.
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@TheCriticalDri2 IGN are liars. Source: IGN. Oof.
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@GDPGTrey @Stone_tossers @WomenPostingLs Using similar logic, Hitler wanted to nationalise industries. Leftists want to nationalise industries. Hence, leftists are also fascists.
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@OnlyFansPostinL A Playstation 5? Intriguing. But I can buy one of those with money I have earned from a real job.
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@Red047x This guy nose what he's talkin about.
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@messedupfoods Blueberry. Blackberry. Coloured fruits set low expectations and generally meet them.
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@LuciaLovelyyy @GreenTextRepost No. I don't know where you've been.
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@Jtodd601 That is concerning. Wait. What if those things have happened already, and some people don't even know?.
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@blacknredtext Must be a pretty bad headache.
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@GeeksGamersCom @movieweb I won't be representing myself in any of the cinema audiences.
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@AuronMacintyre I have heard that Vaush expressed unholy levels of interest in minors. Is this true?.
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@Sciencenature14 It would have been more impressive if they managed to get him back in the spacecraft after the photo. But he's still in orbit. This post is very saddening.
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@nypost I was already not gonna watch the movie. This is just overkill at this point.
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@CoreySaylor1 Helen of Florida.
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@GreenTextRepost @AwesomeReactio1 Hmm. Unsolvable mystery.
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@WomenPostingLs Not much of a best friend.
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@Stone_tossers They are playing rock paper scizzors, clearly.
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@SwelihleMbhele @Fucking__lit This is why humans invented guns. Nature has some wild shit.
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@courtneyknill Thanks, I hope you are also 😊.
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@NewsM101 Finally, a non-aspirational landwhale character.
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@TheCriticalDri2 One of the stupidest scenes I have ever seen is in that film. The dude is trapped. Finds a gun. Shoots at the fucking hatch above him to get out, instead of shooting the raptor in the head. What the fuck was that? I need people other than me to have seen this garbage.
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@Internet_TLCM If by take away healthcare, you mean make it cheaper by deregulating health insurance more.
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@WhiningGimmicks Karen just Posted an L.
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@rPrequelMemes Hayden Christiansen did. He looked really old in Kenobi.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I read this as "why doesn't everyone else humour my mental illness also".
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@courtneyknill They are probably just jealous or something.
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3 years
@Juvvin Sounds like you're getting a little hot under the collar. Much like a certain climate activist was, as he burned to death outside the Supreme Court on Earth Day.
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@DuuuvalNation @MauLer93 Same here. One last hurrah of a decent MCU movie, hopefully.
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@GigaBasedDad Remi Gaillard is king.
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@AnnLesbyPhD Should I lose weight?. No. It is chairs for normal people that are wrong.
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@GigaBasedDad Science doesn't say God isn't real. Science is inherently unable to say that, by it's very nature.
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@MomsPostingLs True art. But which is the original
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@LeftismForU The problem with milk is that some people drink it and some people don't. Follow me if you think we should make milk illegal!.
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@RochesterRadar @matthewdmarsden Sounds like you don't bless the rains. Wow.
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@GayInTheNRA The Delta Karen is the most dangerous Karen variant yet.
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@ef0redeath Probs should have moved out the way sooner.
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@FoxNews Pencil neck back at it again with the lies.
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@alx Badge of honour.
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@CorballyGames @greentexts_bot This was not my best moment tbh.
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@rPrequelMemes What if the sequels weren't garbage. What if Anakin was granted the title of Master. What if people stabbed in the chest or cut in half by a lightsaber actually died. What if Palpatine stopped the Hobbits from throwing the One Ring into Mt Doom.
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@ChatOffender @GreenTextRepost Ah, that explains it. Yeah I bet I would destroy boxer briefs in short order.
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@philthatremains He's waiting for his mom to cook him more nuggs.
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@IfIWasDaKing @BadLegalTakes That's a non issue. It's already settled.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I don't think it could think analytically before, either.
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@UpdatingOnRome Meditations isn't lost though. So we can be stoic about the ones that are lost.
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@UpdatingOnRome @real_lord_miles Yes. I heard a bit about what was going on in this podcast. Summary: Count Dankula knows more but cannot share that info.
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@ATHRA_AU Vaping is not as healthy as not vaping.
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@BlueBoxDave We will make jokes abiut it as long as the media lies about it. First they blamed it on Republicans. When it turns out it was a commie behind it, the media went silent. And soon after that went right back to lying about it, and ignoring all the sketchy details surrounding it.
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@ausvstheagenda Bit of a legal overreach to think they can control what the world sees.
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@TheRingsofPowre Hard disagree. Except Cate Blanchett was good.
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@WNYOpenSchools I appreciate this post. I used to lean Dem myself. But not anymore.
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