I’m sick of pointing a gun at my dad through my window at 2am as he pleas “come on Jake. Just let your old paw in. I’m tired” and replying “You’re not my dad. He’s asleep in the other room. I hear him snoring” then watching his expression go sour as he turns back toward the woods
@samuelwockhardt
A good coping mechanism I learned when I’m anxious from weed is to think this exact thought repeatedly as well as other things that are wrong with me
If you’re curious, this super important call ended with presidential candidate Gloria La Riva yelling at a trans woman for calling her cis. I left the zoom meeting mid-outburst and drank my first full glass of water of the day
Some of my mutuals liking this lol. We dont monitor likes—if you’ve got comrades on your Twitter, and they see you liking inappropriate shit—it gets reported by another comrade. We have a social media policy that’s clearly stated when you first join. They’re party guidelines 🙈
If fatness were the mark of the imperial exploiter, Native Americans would not have an obesity rate 1.6x that of whites, whose colonial plunder has left them in food deserts. Fatness is not a symbol of greed and fat people don’t represent imperialism. Bisexuals do
@kassianeckles
This is absolutely true but to be fair she was also older, shy/socially awkward on stage, autistic, and from a working class family and I think people were inspired that someone who could never have been pegged as a powerful performer proved herself to be one
I love attention so I appreciate all the QT's but know that if you critique them on here you are going to be dismissed as "online." Anyone who uses the internet to them does not have opinions worth considering
Every lit mag's submission page is like "We want work that DESTROYS US, NEUTERS us, PEES IN OUR MOUTH, PULLS out clumps of our hair, SHOOTS us, NUTS INSIDE US"
Rules to survive in New York:
-groove
-slam
-work it back
-filter that
-baby bump that track
-groove
-slam
-work it back
-filter that
-baby bump that track
-groove
-slam
-work it back
-Space Cowboy just play that track
-Gaga in the room
-so starstruck cherry cherry boom boom
Oh also, the only tweet I can think of showing "rejection" of the statement is this emotional subtweet, expressing that I have been holding anger and guilt inside me for months, suppressing my resentment, in order to maintain party discipline and organize
For months now I have been disciplined, patient, open-minded, self-sacrificing about a situation that has been eating me fucking alive and to finally realize now that I've been completely correct in feeling the way I feel makes me want to explode with joy and anger
@hereiamja
Yeah for the record they clarified they weren’t monitoring it, just that other members had reported the tweets to party authorities. Ah, what a relief
I learned a really good reframing technique in therapy today that I wanted to share with y’all. When you’re down, think of it as if every smile is a baby in your face. When you frown, it’s like you’re making people watch you have a miscarriage. Your feelings are a burden
Ratio + L + in my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill. You promised me you'd take me there again someday. But you never did. Well, I'm alone there now. In our "special place." Waiting for you. Waiting for you to come to see me. But you never do. And so I wait, wrapped i
Absolutely bone-chilling to try and shame people for believing claims that your org harbors predators when members are expelled for even talking to each other about it. Very normal way to make potential victims feel safe
A man who used grindr to lure, murder, and mutilate a young gay man near my hometown last year had been visited by the police when his previous victim escaped his basement and ran down the street screaming. The police laughed it off and told the newspaper it was consensual kink
If you’re about to DM me about a problematic tweet you saw me like, stop. Drive to McDonalds and buy a large unsweet tea. Stop at a gas station and buy some Simply Lemonade. Drink about half your tea, replenish the cup with lemonade, and stir with your straw. Bam. Arnold Palmer
I’m in bed listening to techno and sexting a bisexual hockey player. You’re on a Facebook page called “sounds authoritarian but ok” love-reacting memes where gritty wins an argument with Fidel Castro
For months now I have been disciplined, patient, open-minded, self-sacrificing about a situation that has been eating me fucking alive and to finally realize now that I've been completely correct in feeling the way I feel makes me want to explode with joy and anger
I wonder what PSL philly is going to tell their members to make them think I’m a piece of shit. “Jake Symbol says ‘bitch’ and ‘Ass’ online every day. He has publicly admitted to having a gay penis and an outrageous pussy. This is the perverse reactionary who wrote this document”
It was wrong of my stepdad to call me a faggot when I was 15 because I straightened my hair. He should have called me a faggot because I was watching gay porn on his computer
Being gay is as much nature as nurture. It’s as much a result of your mom drinking poison throughout her pregnancy as it is your mom putting a little bit of poison in your cereal every morning or your school spraying poison on the playground to turn the kids gay
Ideal relationship: My boyfriend Troy rips his vape then dies in Dark Souls and calls his xbox gay. I place pizza rolls in his mouth, raising a can of watermelon Arizona to his lips to wash them down with. He tells me he's not trying to commit to a relationship right now
[instagram post of my breakfast with a houseplant in the background] chia seeds, almond butter, bulgur wheat, raw honey. love is an action, not a feeling. i’ve been working on loving & forgiving my past self, & i also kill dogs for pleasure. i have killed over a dozen dogs
I have two fur babies :)) when I was pregnant and selling blood plasma for groceries I took a gig eating experimental “butter” for the CIA. My twins are covered in fur and they kill dogs and aren’t legally recognized as human. I wish they’d never been born
[pic of my boyfriend] vday dinner with this one! You are my bastard. Your smell paralyzes me. My mother said I don’t deserve better. She said I would end up dating a corpse. And I did. And the police are going to take me from you
I'm afraid to try BDSM because what if I'm chained up and my dom pees on me then slips in his pee and dies and I starve to death? [job interviewer writes "PISS SLUT" under "greatest weakness"]
My boy Joe
@heterofobe
took a club to the head today from some oaf in the Philly Police Department. Can we get some “Thank you Joe”s going in the replies ⬇️
Tonight my husband cooked us steaks from an animal he refused to identify. They stung my mouth but I was afraid to complain because he got them from the Crack. It’s a huge crack he crawls into in our basement that I’m not allowed to enter or speak of
Stop whitewashing looting and rioting. People of every race are doing it — and that’s okay. It is justified and practically victimless, the masses are supportive even if they’re not taking part, and it’s working.
In case the Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL) has convinced you that these thoroughly documented grievances about a sexual abuse investigation are the result of toxic white maleness, just FYI
My friends are pissed off at me for having sex with a cop, even after I explained that I timed it for when I had diarrhea and successfully soiled his marriage bed causing his wife to find out and divorce him, then everyone called him Officer Diarrhea Penis until he killed himself
If you totally snap and slay in Resident Evil Village you unlock Gay Ethan where Lady Dimitrescu hangs out with you and says “tea...” every time you kill a monster. And the werewolves call you a faggot
PSL selectively quoted a woman’s disclosure of sexual assault I sent them to portray it as an admission of consent. When they found I was compiling my grievances, they sent me to an emotionally manipulative meeting by way of retaliation. Read what I had helped compile below
"Ruthless Criticism, But Keep It to Yourself: Concealment and Corruption in the Party for Socialism and Liberation’s Philadelphia Branch"
(a document written by two former members of the PSL and being posted with their consent).
PARTY AUTHORITIES: Comrades, Jake Symbol is on a vindictive campaign to cause divisions within the Party. Do not interact. The Committee is working on a response.
ME: Sometimes I hold in my pee because the pressure stimulates my penis and makes me horny
Really deft satire. The perfect analogue to when my friend was raped then the entire bureaucracy united against her in coordinated harassment then purged everyone who so much as questioned how the situation was handled
"BUSSY ON FLEEK" I yelp, bolting awake from my six-year coma, and hit my head so hard against the ceiling of my coffin that I break my skull and instantly die
Zoomers are GOING IN on millennials for eating food. "Millennials love to eat food instead of soil," says Jayden Sweller in a scathing TikTok. The remaining 57 seconds depict him laboriously vomiting a dark paste into his lap. White dots in his puke suggest that it is garden soil
A girl broke all her bones and had to go to the hospital for surgery. Her boyfriend said “I love you. I will be here when you wake up.” When she woke up she asked “where is my boyfriend?” The nurse said “who do you think donated those bones?” Her boyfriend slithered into the room
@palante_palante
I do not want to start quarrels with party members or the party right now, and this exchange will end here, but I would like this to be clear to ppl I really respect: my attempt to confront my concerns was entirely internal, and met with retaliation. I showed discipline for years
I’m on the horse spectrum. Im not disabled, I’m just a little bit of a horse. They told me when I was little. It’s not a disease, it’s just part of who I am. They fed me glowing hay. They experimented on me
I am NOT in a cult, it’s just that my positive opinion of someone does a complete 180 if they leave and I begin calling them “The Serpent,” “The Darkness,” and “Trotsky 2”
Nobody cares if you bring your cishet boyfriend to pride. Nobody knows he’s cishet. Nobody thinks about him. Nobody notices him, not even you. He doesn’t even exist. He isn’t really with you and not even you care. He hates you for that. He isn’t real and you still hurt him
I was trying to smack off to the Will Smith butt shot in I, Robot but then I heard the tractor rev up, which means my dad is having another “midnight man-rampage” so I had to put some pants on, load his pistol and lead him by gunpoint back to bed
"Comrade,
If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we hav
This was my favorite book as a kid. It stands for the Big Fucking Gaywad. It’s about an enormous old faggot who kidnaps an orphan girl so he can have a sis to spill the tea with
I can attest PSL never provided us any education on consent or individual expressions of male chauvinism. They even skipped my candidacy class on feminism/the women’s struggle. They did so little to earn our confidence and now want us to feel ashamed for thinking the worst