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Look at this beautiful woman!!! I’m really the luckiest man on earth 💍👰🏽♀️
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If we’re talking about people who cannot be replaced in a series, nobody and EYE MEAN NOBODY COULD HAVE PLAYED HUCK to the capacity that Guillermo Díaz played Huck in Scandal
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So roughly about a decade ago I had these Rap Snacks on my desk while I was at work & a cream cheese cretan was walking by and asked me when I started my own potato chip line😒
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This is one of the best quotes I’ve heard come from a tv show:
“I rather live with consequences than regrets”
-Mr. Johnson of Abbott Elementary
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@_alyssssssac
Things aren’t made to last, they’re made to break. Old appliances used to be able to go through generations now they have a 7year window. Capitalism is what drives America. Trying to maximize profits & not maximize quality.
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@JusCallMe_Dee
@OIdGIory
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@biggsdaanimal
With the sun in the mf background
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@honeyswettrap
1. No gloves
2. If I’m hiring a chef I don’t want anything that can be “warmed up” make my shit fresh & from scratch
3. Her client is herself 😂
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@realUNOgame
So the rumors are true that the creators of UNO don’t know how to play the game they created
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@smoke_nd_pearlz
This sad af my heart goes out to her!! Ppl are awful sometimes. It’s not her fault because a manipulator gone manipulate
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We played a game of rock paper scissors. She chose the rock, I signed the papers, & we cut out all the unnecessary shit!
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@kee_amor
Give a nigga a bouquet…most men never receive flowers of any sort until the casket closes.
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@BombshellCole
I need these stores to put these mics in the back & just start telling niggas they all sold out
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@STBR242
When they say women are better cheaters I wholeheartedly agree, because the furthest a nigga gone go is Snapchat 😂🤣
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@_Trinidad_Bhadd
@blxcisme
@Childish__Legnd
But he played her father while being her real life husband 😂😂
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@SKTheKingYT
Only one way to deescalate this & that’s to break up and leave. A person who has no control when upset is a dangerous person. The sooner you leave the sooner you will realize that they were toxic and abusive and you was a hostage in your own relationship. 1st it’s the tv then
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@sweetbabyrayes
During conversations with women I have heard this multiple times dating back as early as 2010. They have this complaint for men with above average dicks, because the men rely on the size & not perfecting their technique.
It’s like thinking you’re good at basketball just
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Lil Duval made this meme 7 years ago & honestly it aged perfectly 😂🤣
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@nevertwobored
Ain’t no thoughts on this, if person asks you to come out to eat & you accept you are officially on a date & the person who asks is supposed to pay for said date🤦🏾♂️ don’t ask if you don’t intend to pay, shit I had food in the house 😂
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@theekarlag
Plus the way she took it off pissed me off so mf bad!! Going against the mf grain
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@bluntastiiic
His art comes from a pure place & not just because he thinks it’s where the money is.. & that’s why he gets passed up on awards & certain accolades but that doesn’t take away from his greatness
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@Arp14_
Listen to understand not just to respond, no male walking this earth is worth going to jail or war over, you can have emotions but remove them during a disagreement... you can’t argue with emotions because you won’t solve the real issue
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@1Creole_Pisces
Being a middle child is like being a company’s best employee…no recognition, more responsibility, shit pay(attention) & receives the most criticism out of everyone.
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@bigbodybae
The VE should have been falling off & the ST should have been attached to the LO.
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@Dreadful4Tymes
Y’all thought them first responders was busy during Covid😂🤣😂. This about to to be a fistdemic, a fistional emergency
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“Testing” ppl in in a relationship is a form of manipulation.
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@Hollywood_JT_
Complacency is the word you’re looking for. Some men go for the baddest girl to forget that she is indeed the baddest
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@weirdneighbor1
I stumbled upon this 💎 while trying to find something for my son to watch...he & I both are now complete stans for this masterpiece
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I don’t ever want to be this fucked up🤢
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This summer take her on a date that lasts all day!! Start with breakfast, then a walk in the park to burn off those breakfast calories, then mini golf/or top golf or go karts with drinks & apps, after that get ready for dinner and dessert. Finish the night with some light dancing
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@iDont_Chase
Shit I went to Houston & was treated so nicely 🤷🏾♂️ shit this is how I wanna be treated all the time
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@nottodayyoubum
He literally could’ve had the bed & sofa next to each other & the dresser under the tv
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@KazHeatCulture
@Amberliciosa
She was my supervisor and constantly made it hard for me to do my job and criticized any time I wanted to take off of work…she was horrible
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@raphousetv2
Ever since somebody said polygamy is just supervised cheating I’ve never been more disinterested 😂🤣😂
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@PickleMamaa
I was about to tweet someone should do the ANTM ending to this picture & fade the ppl who not on the show out😂
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All the years of me playing Tetris be paying off 😂.
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@mdeeeeee_
She literally only minding her business & running around. Why ppl got a problem with it
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Women be so funny when they like you 😂🤣. I remember this woman asked me what my plans for the day was & I had told her I was doing laundry & gone say “you gone fluff & fold me next” 😂🤣 ma’am chill
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