DreaD 🇯🇲
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Ive noticed Friday the 13th always happens just before the weekend..
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@voblat
@Telegraph
The best trick racism ever played was convincing the world it doesn't exist..
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@BarryGadgie
@Shane_g167
@MLBONFAX
@InternetH0F
@mike27356894
Myth information ~ Misinformation from Mike Tyson
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@icecreamwithire
@chairmandedede
@Ram65464805
😄 And same with Jamaicans. As a kid you always think your parents and friends are fighting until you come into the room
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@RossoRos96
@purplenayii
@Ero_Guro_Girl
@Ser_PaDeH
No, sexuality is about what excites you, not about what you do. Some gay people used to have wife and kids but that didn't make them hetero, they just pretended to be.
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@Wintrs__
@NumbThePain
1. Supermarket hero (intro)
2. Karenz4Life
3. Fuck the P.O.C.
4. Camera man (Interlude)
5. Straight outta Charlottesville
6. You're a Dope Man
7. 100 miles and nagging
8. No Boyz from the hood
9. Where's your manager (skit)
10. Real Karenz
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@JayWalk128
@TheRealDrePapi
Mine too 😂 I always get my foot in the door. That first facial expression is always epic
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@maddaboutbts
@lov3mochi67
@vtkoos
Took the words right out of my mouth. This is heartbreaking...
Can't believe someone would really cost them extra time and money on purpose and then think it's alright
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@Dreamyboothang
@SistaMaryKatrin
@ToxicNatsuko
@cheetopuff5000
God knew one day women would realise we're useless, that's why he gave us the sperm 😂 at least when women take over the world they'll keep us in breeding camps
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@NICKIANGELIC
@NICKIMINAJ
Caribbean so it's all the same. If one of us are in the race well that's who we want to win
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@chaelisalovebot
@brxns17
@holmesexuals
@tda_on
@ChaoticGoodeBoy
@queersocialism
American people be like: "no he don't"
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@tekkwene
@bostonsucksass
@softblackgirls
Which eventually means ctrl-x, ctrl-v because you know they always end up getting all the praise
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@NotPlayygrl
Sounds like he can't cook because that's how you expand your horizons, comparing recipes
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@Kool_Mo_B
See that's why people who take unnecessary risks by not self isolating are selfish. When they get sick they expect someone else to risk their lives to take care of them..
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@cardi_ree
@Ninnin_xo
Hahaha I get this every time they ask me about my surname, are you related to such and such company, and I tell them "no but they most probably owned my forefathers"
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@JoJoFromJerz
Never lend money, especially not money you need. If you have money to spare, you give it and don't expect it back...
if they do return it, that's a bonus. It saves relationships.
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@ememesi
@rafaeltota
@NoForNow
@WolfeinDaBush
@jedidiah_io
@JustinList
@BilkulSahiKaha
@purrfuckt
@ZoYatic
@even_kei
Man reading all these tweets just brings back so many memories
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@VEGASAlBOT
@mayowasworld
@FrankForreal_
That's so sad 😞 but you realise our mother's are so strong. That's why when we get rich the first way we wanna spend real cash is making sure they don't have to work again.
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@neauxport
@Ray_Ray0000
@BoNaFidDe
@murdaonthebeat
@jeffery_griggs
Means they don't know how to cook it or getting substandard quality. I had Black Angus well done Wednesday that was so soft it was like eating clouds.
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@thejdwill824
@Clint_Bundles
@ifiwasperfect
@JohnGot5
Hahaha oh damn you're right! I'm an idiot. So used to people criticising everything on here I automatically assumed you were criticising the movie. I apologise
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@safthekid
@saalemanne
@ElinoManning
@eeatyourcarrots
@Travjason_
@queend236
How about a robo - vacuum cleaner? I'm wi-fi connectable
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@sayheyitsjaye
@TZen_priv
@ElleKay_XO
And if you don't agree stay home. A guy I know had a bit of weed gone he car on vacation in Albania. He went straight to prison. Like it or not he should have avoided that
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@kennedeee__
@imnotmyself_
@MastersKnow
@prettisavage
@anamimye
@Lootvo
@r_g30
@_MezzyBoi
Your man told you that? 😂
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If you are black or of African decent with naturally blonde hair or know someone who is then quote this tweet with a pic. We need more representation. Thanks! ☺️🙌🏾
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@Second2NoneNYC1
@chongggdoll
@JayeeNahla
And just when I thought this thread was gonna be full of the same jokes 😂
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@SaintLaurant
@Phil_Lewis_
The only reason why they're against abortions is because it limits the kids available to molest
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@sunnyedithhh
@dangerdays05
Plus as long as them men don't know they were scammed no harm was done. Plus horny men don't quit they go to the next one if they're unhappy 😂
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@slasherUi
@Funkenstein_PhD
@thoughtfulbae
I've never heard anyone in my time compare Lauryn Hill to Gladys Knight or Boyz 2 men to the temptations or whatever... We liked our music best but respected our parents' favourites.
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"you said there's no cat there..who's red blanket is that then?"
My cat is 100% done with me taking hoe trips and leaving home. 😂😂
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He couldn't be hard because he filmed his feet and you didn't see anything 😂
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@keimnah
@bobolaakinola
@MoPower94
Or Gold. They told our forefathers it was gold before they left the Caribbean 😁
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@Mystiqueability
@hourlyblkhottie
Number 5 is Merida.
Redheads are a disrespected minority too
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@Kadk20
I'm confused... aren't these all standup comedians? So why is Will there instead of Chappelle or Eddie Griffin?
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@1avyprincesss
@the0nlyalexus
@cainvstheworld
@IronBrandon22
A little girl can only look grown in your head, So that's where the problem lies. Elaboration wasn't even needed.
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@alaska_guy_907
@slashonsleeves
@ryaaaanicole
So I break in a house, kick everyone out and kill the rest who won't leave, so now that house is mine?
Granted that's how the world worked back then in Europe, but these people had nothing to do with it and weren't prepared to be robbed and cheated.
And now the thieves act holy.
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@JasonWalker_
@lexaprogrammer
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@gzig21
@shelbey_lynne
@Slvallel
@JasonWaang
@LouisatheLast
People love to judge from on their high horse, but life can change real quick.
Watch John Q.
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@alexavonuber
@Geegoshj
@itsanneything
@getjada
@vadmillainy
I know many doctors who talk like this.. no matter what field they choose men are the same when it comes to women so shouldn't be a surprise
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You're absolutely right..
H&M isn't racist.
The hoodie isn't racist.
"Monkey" isn't racist.
But your forefathers created the problem by using the word monkey in a racist way.
Now we'll complain when you use it as it's still fresh in our minds.
Deal with it.
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@alaska_guy_907
@slashonsleeves
@ryaaaanicole
I do.
Because if my parents did something like that I'd do everything I could to make amends.
I see none of that happening.
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@chikfilatio
@tsu_mani_
It's gonna take a while.... But one day they'll have nothing but envy
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@araslanian
Daaaaammmnnn imagine all the girls with similar stories who never get a chance to tell... this is really worrying
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@DamolaCA
@iatemuggles
@kimrhodes4real
That's why celebs are scared to talk to us 😂😂 they know we've got bills waiting
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This is why we tell you not to trust your male gynaecologist
All the service providers from therapists to waxers are coming out talking bout how unbearable men are I’m SCREAMING
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@WalkingInAustin
@Gluonsrule
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I tell them I have my friends already. I get paid to be here with you all, when I'm not paid I do what I want.
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@DoreenGLM
Very true, my mum was ahead of her time. She saw that with her mum and decided never to take crap. She always packed her belongings and kids and walked instead of living unhappily. I'm the only boy with 5 sisters and she raised them to be the same.
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