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@JaegerLifts
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I’ve gained well over 30lbs over my last 3 years training while never having a “bulking or cutting” phase . As of January 15th 2025, I’m offering 1 on 1 personal training, customized programs, and my personal program, and much more down the line.
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10 months
I think OW2 season 2-7 was a social experiment on support players to test if they’re actually possible to please and the answer is a very obvious NO.
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@piplupwtf fixed it for you :)
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3 years
@arnahunas @VlCTORIANCHILD internet people dont know the difference between meth and crack.
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7 months
when I was a full overwatch addict watching freshnuts and noobhunter was like reading the morning newspaper, see what happened in the community in the last 24 hours, this is very sad for me to see :/.
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The Burning of the Library of Alexandria (48 B.C) (Colorized)
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2 years
@SaveYourSons you cant tell from still images whats going on here, its more likely he was trying to move her out of the way.
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3 years
@sadcrib Real steel was a banger movie idc.
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2 years
@JoshuaPHilll But he immediately sought to fact check it which he does the majority of the time. I know this is something the chronically online don’t experience often, but when people are in long real conversations, you’re not “thinking”, you’re just in a flow of speaking and listening.
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4 years
@RebeccaRHelm we can literally change any environment to suit us, anything another animal can do that we cant with our own bodies we create a machine that allows us to do it, we're able to pass down knowledge to future generations so they dont start from square one.
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@Spex_J Dude I have well over 3000 hours in y’all’s game, literally been my most consistent fixation for the past 5 years, but if y’all do that shit I am never touching overwatch 2. It’s already been heart wrenching to see what happened to the original game since 2018.
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3 years
@MckMangus @JaneOst_ this is the most american picture of recent years.
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4 years
@inclcore sign a petition.
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1 year
support players be like ."you have to kill supports first 🙄"."you have to bait cooldowns before you kill the support"."you have to hit your shots". and this bullshit still happens & blizzard will probably just buff them again because they're scared of longer queue times
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4 years
@PharaohOW white woman.
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1 year
@emarasuOW What do you think supports are supposed to be free kills because you used your ultimate that takes 70+ seconds to charge? .Silly Dee Pee Ess player don’t you know supports are supposed to outheal everything that doesn’t one shot and deal more damage than you?.
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3 years
@vsqoof @sadcrib BROAD-CAST.Think about those root words separately and think about how it works . If they just shootin the signal into space, we presume that aliens we would want to make contact with would be intelligent enough able to pick up that signal.
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4 years
@RebeccaRHelm to say humans arent the most advanced species (using an incredibly advanced instrument to put that statement out on a very advanced platform that no other animal could do in millions of years) is literally the dumbest take ive ever heard.
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2 years
@BadPachimari The best part is the soulless “yay victory” because I know that game was still frustrating as hell lmfaooo.
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3 years
I refuse to believe people actually find valorant fun, they gotta be paying y’all to say that shit or just frontal lobe damage or something.
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3 years
@OWAnonymous_ 2 leading options here. 1: get therapy.2: be less shit at dva.
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@acdmma_ It’s not his first time doing it either lol
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4 years
@FRANA_OW most overwatch players are depressed.
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3 years
@WomenPostingLs this seems set up.
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4 years
@darthvanner @katyperry this is how you keep the country torn apart, you know that right?.
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2 years
@fyridk Pretty sure Arizona has a policy that if stores mark up their cans they’ll give 1 warning then pull the product from that store if they continue.
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3 years
@Its_giannyy @WhosBreezyUK Sneako, actually used to be a good content creator in like 2018-2019, made social commentary content. Now he’s a “tate knockoff” but he’s been doing it way before Tate exploded.
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@Doubleg903 @drpoophattan You should stop that.
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3 years
HAHAHA
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3 years
@b0gur OW had the potential to be the most exciting FPS esport and with every hero they released since 2017 they pushed themselves farther and farther away from that.
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4 years
@ech0astral but i do that sober too.
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2 years
@gosubutters if you dont want to heal, stop playing support.
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@OWAnonymous_ Popular opinion, I will report you for doing this.
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@SonicMovie3News @fyrishere This is the future liberals want.
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4 years
@OWAnonymous_ No one wants hitscan to be downright bad, we want projectile heroes to be equally good or at least in close competition . Projectile aim is still aim you ape.
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@RubenSargasm Replace Ashe with zen. Ashe would have a 6 year old lighting fireworks.zen dealt with manchild phase genji I’m sure he can handle a regular kid fine.
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@afronooch @hasanthehun He’s rich so he’s gonna support people and policies that keep him that way.
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@sammynohoes @Spamtyx when pro player sleeps winston 😱😱.
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@bornlites @Sadcrib Water and chocolate powder*.
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2 years
charging real money for skins that have been in the game for years is genuinely insane and i dont understand how people arent outraged by that.
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@OWAnonymous_ Meanings of a word expand with time, the first one is 100% not a C9. A backcap has been included into being called C9 by how often it’s been said or even used as a callout, “guys feed I’m gonna try and C9”.
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@charles42939157 @OWAnonymous_ widow has a shit ton, honestly I think good genji one tricks are becoming rare since most of them are quitting the hero or quitting the game.
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4 years
This video is my religion
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@OWAnonymous_ I’m very glad you’re gold so that I won’t get you in my games . Unless you mean main healer by the actual definition, in which case, ok.
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@gently_unstable @bornlites @Sadcrib They put a bone in my chicken SAMDWICH and when I brought it back to them they said “you ever seen a chicken without bones?”. NO ONE ELSES HAD BONES IN IT, I DONT EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A CHICKEN BONE.
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@OWAnonymous_ Yes the meme gamemode is a perfect proving grounds for how people play.
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@FRANA_OW When I switch from grinding apex to ow I always instinctively try to ping a spot whenever I see someone flanking or isolated and then realize I’m playing the shitier game of the two.
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blizzard pretty much had Overwatch 1 good balance patch away from being a perfect FPS game, made the hit registration and lighting 10x worse, put every piece of non essential gameplay behind a paywall, and called it a new game.
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good to see overwatch bought back the halloween eichenwalde effects blinding me if i dare look into the sky
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@gwiishin Being a lazy 16 year old and watching freshnuts while in school.
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@GetQuakedOn ironic that its from the hero they left to rot for 25 seasons.
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@OWAnonymous_ “Not as punishing” = you don’t immediately get 1 tapped for not positioning in a formulaic way . The skill floor of ow may be lower but the skill ceiling is indescribably higher and OP is definitely diamond or masters peak.
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@Kapey774 @paigelol Nothing in the internet real idc.
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@OWAnonymous_ You are literally only able to do as much as your tanks and supports enable you to do, and when they don’t do their job they say you aren’t doing enough, madness.
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@BackStabBud @OWAnonymous_ Can we also remove genjis double jump? It makes it hard for me to hit him :(.
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@shoe0nhead me when biden got the DNC nomination over bernie or yang.
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@OWAnonymous_ Supports shouldn’t have a 2x damage window, how is firestrike the problem here.
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@OWAnonymous_ The sound engineers for this game did an incredible job at making hit sounds and headshots so addicting to hear.
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@theMoneyFolder And please learn how to actually design a good support hero that doesn’t completely change the game and break every existing ruleset 🙏🙏.
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@JvttBlvck @chikfilatio @ghoulrezi ppl who are willing to be openly weird are the best ppl to be friends with.
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@OWAnonymous_ I might be an idiot but I have no idea what the point of this is.
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@uluvpixie @altoidsrevenge I wanna do mushrooms with a monkey and see if we can communicate.
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@heinechan7 @FRANA_OW i didnt say anything about men lol the game is just shit and we're all unhappy but addicted to it.
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@OWAnonymous_ You lost me at buff heals.
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@Domelyyy @OWAnonymous_ not true and please dont spread this further too many people will hold a game hostage thinking this is accurate.
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@SkeezixB @benlomondlady @orikron Then wait until they find out how the eastern cities were built….
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@WestBrook___ @OWAnonymous_ her backstory says support but her kit says killbot. they came up with the CHARACTER before the kit, so they had the flying robot that transforms, and then were like "uhhh yeah we cant make a support with this" so they went DPS, and yes, she should be a DPS or not exist at all.
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@Money_Folder imagine how good of a feeling it would be to MTD an OWL superstar for your peak game in mid masters.
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reminder that widow and ashe only make the quality any match they're played in worse.
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@OWAnonymous_ Why would you downgrade.
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@OathJr @viollous i want you to microspit in my mouth 0_0.
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@lyleleander @DannyGflash20 @benshapiro self reported that they abused their families.
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@OWAnonymous_ It makes no sense that 3 headshots and a melee doesn’t confirm a kill, and in the .7 seconds to shoot again they WILL be healed back to full HP.
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@egirlrailer Still one of the funniest screenshots solely because it failed.
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@RayanMadao @OWAnonymous_ To hitscan players.
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@OWAnonymous_ Happens IRL way more often than you would think . Idk what it is but after 55 dudes just have infinite confidence for no reason.
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@OWAnonPolls @OWAnonymous_ Mei but she deserved it for being her.
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