Jade Manasse 🔰
@Jade_Manasse
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Varsity College Cricket Club 2nd XI coach. Boks, Proteas, Manchester United, Darts 🎯.Occasionally make sense.
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Fuck, I'm seriously considering becoming a vegan. Seriously. Animal cruelty is despicable.
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Ole HAS been a success. He’s done the exact job we brought him in to do. He’s built a squad, restored the culture. What we are asking him to do now, is unfortunately beyond his capabilities. Time to accept that.
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Didn't Mbappe score 4 times past him in the final? Emi Martinez is not a shithouse, or anything remotely like that. He's a disrespectful dick head, an average keeper and someone who is fortunate to be a WC winner.
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Hasn't been said enough, but the way
@Munsterrugby
have taken care of RG, giving him all the support and patience that he needed, is absolutely fantastic and we owe them a massive thank you. Loads of other clubs would have gotten rid by now. Superb club.
RG Snyman is back in a Springbok jersey for the first time in two years 👏
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People saying Rassie is embarrassing? Bullshit. For far to long, we've been the apologetic, "grateful to be here" Boks. The bend over, we won't cause trouble Boks. Enough is enough.
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There's actually no comparison between what Rassie did this week, and Gatland last week. Rassie highlighted incidents and issues in a game that's already taken place. Gatland implied bias and questioned the integrity of an official before the game even kicked off.
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The thing is, if you offered this scenario to Rassie before the Lions series, he would take it. He gets banned, we win the series. There’s no ego here. All that man is concerned about is South Africa and South African rugby. He deserves our backing.
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We have to sit Quinton De Kock down and see what we can work out. Home World Cup in 2027, he needs to be there. Lets be adults and sit this man down. He's absolutely ELITE.
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My main takeaway from this whole Dupont saga, is seeing how self important " Squidge" has become. He is not the Oracle or foremost authority on rugby, regardless of how he and his puppy dog content creator followers make him out to be.
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You didn't mind winning a World Cup on boundary count though did you Ben, when one of the boundaries came about because ball ricocheted off your bat from a throw? No spirit of cricket that day, yes? Because it was within the laws as well, just like Bairstow dismissal today.
“I think if the shoe was on other foot I’d have had to have a deep think about the spirit of the game.
Would I want to win a game in that manner? For me the answer is no.”
Ben Stokes has had his say on THAT incident.
#BBCCricket
#Ashes
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The reaction to this, is far more of a disgrace than anything Dale has said here. Performative, forced outrage, the rush to be woke, accusing the man of racism, all because Maphaka is the shiny new toy on the scene. The kids a special talent, he got pammed, we move on.
Maphaka realizing the difference between U19 and the PRO league.
Baptism of fire.
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This pitch and ground in New York is not fit for international cricket, let alone a marquee ICC event. Its a disgrace.
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And just like that,
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has united a nation in times of turmoil. Whether by design or not, this man is IT. A national treasure. He's got our back, we've got his.
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@AnnieEaves
If you don't laugh, you have to cry Annie. And whats worse is, we know what's coming this week, and we know the inevitable consequences at the Emirates next weekend. It's a shambles and I so wish the club kick off publicly about it.
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Timeless. 🤣😂 Tony Adam son. Whose Tony Adams? Played for Arsenal. Shut up you fucking dick. 😂
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I am absolutely delighted for Jimmy Stonehouse and that union. Please don’t tell me about scrapping the Currie Cup, when you see lifelong supporters and players in tears at winning it for the first time. As a kid growing up and even now, the Currie Cup remains IT for me.
The Pumas make history by becoming the eighth team to win the
#CarlingCurrieCup
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Just look at what it means to the players, coaching staff and fans 🥺
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Stuart, we won the Lions series, and came within one minute of beating the All Blacks ,to then eventually beat them the week after. This after two years of no international rugby. Respectfully, by what metric was this a horrible year?
One of the great games of this 21st century. Privileged to cover it for
@sundaytimes
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That Springboks badge holds weight. Plenty of it. And its time we and the rest of the world starts accepting that we are the 3 time World Champion Springboks, and we'll do and say whatever the fuck necessary, to get our points across. Cheers. Xx.
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I think Rassie and that coaching staff has earned our trust. If a player isn't selected, they know why, the player will know why, and I accept and trust their superior judgment in that regard. They've earned that privilege.
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Definitely not state owned though. I mean, wheres the evidence of that even?
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There are so many brilliant rugby content creators who are happy to engage and debate, and not think their word is law when it comes to the game. Squidge is excellent at what he does, but he isn't the Oracle. At all. And Dupont isn't the GOAT. 😉
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DALE STEYN, has earned the right to have an opinion about fast bowlers. I'm not having this revisionism on him now. One of the most likeable people in cricket. Honestly man, imagine being fake upset at what he said, as if he verbally abused Maphaka.
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The absolute scenes when United sign Neymar for £230m and he gets played at Left wingback in a 3-5-2, during a dull 0-0 draw at Wolves next season.
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By the way, the absolutely obvious disdain with which Bruno Fernandes is treated by officials, needs serious calling out by someone at that club. Only captain in the league not allowed to speak to the referee. Gets booted multiple times and officials barely even blink. It's BS.
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De Ligt needs sorting this weekend. We cannot go into the fucking Community Shield with Maguire and Evans, or Maguire and Lindelof. It's two weeks until Fulham at home for fuck sake. Get a move on.
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@imVkohli
with one of the classiest post series interviews I've ever seen. Superb cricketer, superb human being. Both teams are a credit to the sport I love.
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Delighted that we are in for Danny Ings. Rate him highly. Personally think he's a better player than Kane is.
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@juvaisdunn
@SkySportsNews
Actually think they're just doing this, to get a bigger fee from United for him
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Kwena got HAMMERED. It'll happen again to him, many time. He'll play 300+ games for us. The IPL is a step up from under 19, from CSA T20 and whatever else we have to offer. That's what Dale is saying.
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@AnnieEaves
It's weird Annie, because now all other journalists are immediately branded as unreliable and shit, and no transfer is on, until Fab says so. It's a weird obsession. Like he's in on inside track of 100's of deals. Give us a break man.
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Imagine calling the Springboks and our media arrogant, when you spent the entire buildup week of the World Cup final with articles crowning England a champions, players taking the piss and laughing in presser, and ex player claiming no Springbok would make an England 15. 😂😂
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For years and years, we've been on the receiving end of refereeing shockers ( some of the worst the game has ever seen), travels schedules that are blatantly unfair, our players being scrutinized more than others.
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This is why Carragher and Neville need binning. He's deliberately put this tweet out, excluding Ten Hag, hoping Neville would bite, and they can then have a back and forth. He's being deliberately stupid. Lopetegui?
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@munster1960
@Munsterrugby
That's exactly what makes it class. He's not just a disposable asset. Well done on Saturday as well, deserved winners.
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@jaredwright17
Mate I just watched this. I've never heard a bigger load of nonsense spoken with such confidence that they're right. To outright say that Scott Barrett on Marx wasn't even a yellow, is staggering.
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Squidge says Dupont is the GOAT, so he must be? He shot to fame in 2019 when Rassie complimented him on one of his videos, and he's taken that ball and ran with it. It even got to a point where he now felt he could chastise Rassie and tell him what type of person he is. 😂
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But because we want to cotton wool our players, always be happy clappers, anyone who says anything remotely critical is attacked. Then you wonder why our players are mentally fragile in ICC events? Why we've never won a World Cup?
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Tristan Stubbs is an absolute gem. Get Brevis in this mix and let these kids play, please.
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I love Marco Jansen already, but I’m pretty sure that our batters will be looking at each other and going: Why the fuck has he upset Jasprit now? 😅
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Protea Ladies are UNBELIEVABLE. Thrive on any sort of pressure. Gun unit.
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Still can’t believe last night. I’ve seen us beat the All Blacks before. But this wasn’t the usual backs against the wall, against the odds victory. This was “we’re better than you and we’re going to batter you “. Ragdolled them, and they had zero answers.
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This. Absolutely this.
"Gary Neville was brilliantly robust about calling out Mino Raiola."
"When it came to the real burning question on
#MUFC
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"That game was as dull as dish water."
@SJOpinion10
criticises Roy Keane and
@GNev2
for not debating Solskjaer's future.
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" but everyone else also got hammered". Yes they did. But everyone else wasn't on debut, he was. Everyone else has experienced days like he has, and they're fine. Stop wrapping the boy in cotton wool. Let him learn, the hard way. We'll be thankful for it in 10 years time.
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Batting in India is psychological. 90% of dismissals are brought about through fear of the mind. Playing for turn, because that's what the pitch LOOKS like it'll do. Then the straight one gets you.
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Keep picking Wayne Parnell over Marco Jansen, lads. Keep with it. Will pay dividends one day.
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Maguire and Phillips AGAIN. What does Gareth Southgate have against Fikayo Tomori? Genuinely. Played in a side that made a UCL semifinal, won Serie A last season. How he's not there, is beyond a joke.
Eze first call. Mings back. Dunk in. No Sterling. No Pope (injured).
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It will get lost amidst so much else, but a moment has to be taken to recognize that what we witnessed from Antoine Dupont tonight was otherworldly. Beyond belief. That's a man with a metal plate in his skull, and he played the most magnificent rugby probably ever seen.
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The absolute disdain and disrespect with which the Irish treated the All Blacks this week, got everything they deserved. I wonder if Peter O Mahoney still thinks Sam Cane is just a shit Richie McCaw.
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If only there was a metric to determine whether a side was lucky or not, over a 38 game season. Maybe teams should play everyone home and away, and we award points for it, and at the end, we see who ends where.
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Quinton De Kock should never bat higher than 6, for us. Today is another example why. Don't destroy his game, to try and compensate for failings in the lineup above him. This guy can win you a test match in a session, like he's done here.
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@Gary_short1
@GNev2
Phil was on Premier League productions the entire day yesterday, you lying prick
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Kyle Walker is so so lucky that he was blessed with the ability to kick a football around half decently. He's as thick as pig shit.
Man City and England star Kyle Walker has allegedly been caught on CCTV appearing to flash by pulling down his trousers and kissing a woman in a bar on Sunday
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I don't think the Lions fully or truly comprehend or know what's coming on Saturday. If that's Rassie in public, can you imagine the mood of that camp behind closed doors?
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@jacqueskallis75
slips through the system? Did he give himself time to prove himself here, or jumped ship at the first available kolpak.
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The
@Springboks
have been treated with utter disrespect and disdain by
@WorldRugby
at these awards. Back to back champions, and the best we could get was one player in a "dream team"? The agenda and fury at us winning, could not be more evident. Where's the " rugby values" crew?
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This the same Daniel Levy who sold Gareth Bale for £130m, priced Harry Kane at £175m, and regularly inflates valuations of Spurs players to the point where they can't shift them?
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@BecOfTheKop
I'm a United fan, but players like Lucas are what makes football great. Team man, will be missed when he's gone. Like Fletcher at United
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Souness is a racist bastard, but Gary Neville is the one who caused this narrative to snowball when he blatantly lied to millions by saying Fernandes asked to be subbed at Anfield. He's never once apologised for it, or rescinded it. Disgraceful.
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Has developed a reputation, perpetuated by Gary Neville and his Sky mates, and it's bleeding onto the field. Officials can not make it any more obvious that they dislike him.
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I love Carragher and Neville and I think their analysis when they knuckle down to it, is unrivalled. This season however, they've both descended into YouTube Fancam levels. Like small minded tribalistic kids. They need to sort themselves out. Cringe worthy at times.
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Tristan Stubbs is a superstar cricketer. My word, this boy can play a bit. Wow.
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Protea supporters really should be demanding that we win this upcoming T20 World Cup. The level of talent we have is silly. Just ridiculous.
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@TxwGumede
Exactly? And it's barely criticism. Kwena is going to play many many games for us. He probably goes to the T20 World Cup and 2027 World Cup is in SA. It's all lessons learnt.
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It’s never ever ever happening, but if we go from a midfield of Fred and McTominay, to Frenkie De Jong and N’Golo Kante, I might just spontaneously combust.
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There was absolutely no way that they were allowing the Stormers to go to Glasgow and win a quarterfinal 😂. Always going to be shafted.
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Kevin De Bruyne didn't deserve that. What. A. Player. Imagine comparing Pogba to him. KDB actually pitches up every week and delivers the goods.
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@thepaulwilliams
Also factor in that he had to come on in the first minute when he’d probably mentally prepped himself to play 20 minutes max all week, and then to come in in those circumstances, that was outstanding.
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@thepaulwilliams
He made a great point after the game yesterday when he said what do people expect? They have to get a bit nasty to live with the Boks over here. Be meek and mild and you get battered.
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Unai Emery is levels and levels above Arteta 😂😂 this channel is one of the root causes of that football clubs standards being run into the fucking gutter. " Yardman" is far to sensible to be appearing on this garbage platform. The sexual attraction to Arteta is insane.
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Does robbie Kempson ever have anything good to say about south African rugby? Sour twat.
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Back from a small vacation. No networking coverage, no social media. 40km hiked over 3 days in 36 degree heat. All worth it to get to the most beautiful place I've ever been to. Largest mountain rock pool in Africa. Die Hel, Groot Winterhoek wilderness in Porterville.
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“You can’t win games of rugby without the ball. Stop kicking “. Uhm, yes you can and yes we did. 1995, 2007 and 2019. The Boks have never been a ball in hand, possession based team. And when we tried to be, we got spanked beyond measure. The revisionism after yesterday is MAD.
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Keegan Petersen and Marco Jansen. Two superstars, born out of simply getting a fair opportunity. I can’t wait to watch these two play in England.
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This. Is. A. World. Cup. Semifinal. It is NOT a testimonial. If you bored, don't watch. High stakes here.
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Amazing what a great work environment can do for your mental health. Been struggling for a while, then the passing of my mom. Been rough, but absolutely loving coaching the Varsity Cricket Club lads. Can’t wait for season to start! (Even if they drive me nuts with these shots 😅
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Scotland. Ireland. France. England. New Zealand. The gauntlet of all rugby gauntlets. Holy fuck. Greatest of all time side.
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So this happened yesterday. My finest moment in my coaching career to date. Winning the league on the final day, with two overs to spare. Played 21, won 20. So proud of these lads. Now onto Newlands Cricket Ground next week for the T20 final ❤️😍
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He gets loads of abuse, so let's all be delighted for Dan James please. The kid was terrific today and has been for last few games. Yes, he's not the level required. But he loves playing for us and runs himself into the ground.
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As it should be. Arsenal literally loaned out two players this week and about to do so with a third. No chance.
Tottenham are not happy as bulk of Arsenal's absentees are NOT covid related. The club want the game to go ahead as planned.
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@alex_crook
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Cristiano Ronaldo sat with a smug look on his face, giving an interview to Piers Morgan, trashing everyone in sight. A month later, he's unemployed and has had to watch his greatest rival win the games greatest prize. Karma hits you hard and fast. You reap what you sow, Cristiano
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Hang on here. Am I missing something? How is this a bad thing?
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" Hulle weet nie wat ons weet nie" 😭❤️
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@This_Kate
@Munsterrugby
Us beating Ireland in the World Cup isn't the thanks they want, I suspect 😅.
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Jorge Mendes would love nothing more than to see United drop their De Jong pursuit and spend that money on Ruben Neves. I suspect that will also miraculously be enough ambition shown to Ronaldo as well.
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@MrTomMcDermott
Imagine spending £60m on Willian, when Lemar is going to Atletico for £56m and Fekir was about to join Liverpool for £48m
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No we wouldn't, for the simple reason that Ole would still have been manager. This really needs to end. Ole did the exact job he initially was brought in for and did it superbly. He wasn't ever going to take us to the next level. Should have shaken hands after Gdansk.
A footballing hill that I will die on: if MUFC had listened to Ole, with regard to his lesser-known targets, city wouldn’t have won the treble, & United would be at our strongest point Post-Fergie.
We could’ve had Caicedo, Haaland, Bellingham, Rice, et al, for next to nothing
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From a former Bok legend, this is appalling. Pollard left loads of points out there. He’ll be the first to acknowledge it and I bet he won’t miss a single kick for the rest of the RC. To single out Damien and say he’s not a great player because of one kick, is awful.
These views from Victor Matfield are very questionable and worrisome.
While removing all the blame from Handre pollard, who missed 8 easily convertible points, He then finds a scapegoat and blames Damian Willemse for Pollards poor kicking and handling of the game today.
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Didn't deserve a thing from that. That's a world champion side that knows how to win games. Incredible.
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@simon_orgill
And if you pass out, when you wake up, the warmness of the drink will have cooked it through, and you can have it with your supper.
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By the way, Luke was at the Euros when Saka, Rashford and Sancho were racially abused for missing penalties. Absolute doughnut.
Luke Shaw believes Harry Maguire has suffered more abuse than anyone he has come across in football and wants England fans to accept the fact his Manchester United team-mate remains a key England player.
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