Jacobyjonesjr
@Jacobyjonesjr2
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Dislike (OK hate) Trump immensely. I resist cause I'm pissed! #resistence🌊
Joined November 2017
That's a true warrior.
Gordie Howe getting suited up at age 50. You can literally feel the old man strength.
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It's worse at the liquor store when someone in front of you is buying tickets and no liquor and you're standing there with an 18 pack and some other stuff for 10 minutes and you just wanna get home and have a beer and sit in the recliner.
When the person in front of you at the gas station is getting lottery, describe what you’re thinking…
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Think he was aiming for the cameraman.
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Destroyer of worlds.
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Also known for being tackled by his neighbor for being a douche.
In today's #vatniksoup, I'll introduce an American Republican politician and senator, Rand Paul (@RandPaul). He's best-known for being the son of Ron Paul, for supporting pro-Kremlin narratives, and for voting against both aid to Ukraine and sanctions on Russia. 1/21
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SNL got some material here.
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Like a gerbil running on a wheel.
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Travis and Taylor have together long enough to call them Traylor.
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Ever wake up at 3 am and sit by the window looking out on the streets and thinking "this is all mine"? Then you see a light on across the street with a guy looking out the window probably thinking the same thing.
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Then light up a smoke.
Kelly Ripa is my favorite morning talk show host to watch while dousing myself with gasoline.
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Translucent white.
If Mitch McConnell were a new crayon color, what would it be named?
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5 banks were robbed in Norfolk that day. The rest is history.
The Norfolk Police Department was challenged by a another Police Department, Texas to a lipsync battle. They shot it in one take. The whole world needs this kind of fun...
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Don't fuck with Andre the Giant's kids.
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The Witch is a strange and disturbing movie with wonderful cinematograhy.
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Looks like one side is hair and the other side is mold. Just saying.
@MikeResists1969 This guy, who despite his best efforts, can only manage to grow a half a mustache?
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Perhaps neither of them recognize each other. They might be comfortably numb.
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Gotta go to with SLJ running down the field screaming "get outta my way motherfucker!".
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Time to sand the floor.
New homeowners found a creepy "devil's trap" under the carpet while redecorating. Does anyone know what it means?
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