Huh?? Whadya mean I'm being rude for eating you??
Protein doesn't talk, it serves it's purpose and digests into thick bubbling tummy mess, you're being rude for-
˚॰°ₒ৹ bWUUUUOOOURRRRP~ ๐ °ₒ Huff,, well there goes your air dummy, not that it matters with how soft you are,,
@fuckyouiquit
I work as a courtesy clerk in a grocery store this is a pretty normal thing that happens everywhere, unfortunately
To pile on top of that you're not allowed to take it home for yourself, it's considered stealing
I should legally be allowed to eat one (1) shitty retail customer per year and I don’t have to disclose whether I’ve done it or not
Cute soft fennecs and getting rid of people who waste oxygen, it’s a win-win, really,,
@it_meirl_bot
Me: *plays videogames for 2 hours*
Family: You shouldn't waste your life in front of a screen!
Also family: *watches tv for hours on end*
Oh no chubby dorky fennec has absolutely stuffed themself full of food, and now they’re sitting on your lap,,
No, you’re not moving for a while..
*Hwwwooourrrrbbppfff!~*
"I need to go take a shower"
Me: "Ok put it back when you're done"
*Friend explains joke*
"[Other friend] digest Jacob."
ASFHGLIKRTYHG:LJKOHDYTGNJ REAsFHBG: :DYJTHYDTyj
ghhkjfdf I have turbo prey brainrot
Like, preds with big distended full, noisy rounded sphere tummies ruin me so hard like, you're so gorgeous please like pound me from either end and squish me while that mess gets worked down,, or just lemmie eat you out,, sdfljkgsdhjldfgjldfg
I need to see some pred's fat fucking stuffed gross sounding belly,, i m the birthday girl iiit ish gonna be my biirffday pwease pwease pwease just let me hf nuff your fat rank belches,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Hey guys watch me destroy this loser"
*Proceeds to turn webcam on to show off tummy and the vc is then filled with audible verbal bottom smashing and whimpering*
I got into a VC to bully someone and THEY TURNED THE BuLLY ING aROUND THIS ISNT FAIR AND IM ALL FLSUTERD NOW W ITHGATH THE HCHJKFHK SHU T UP SHUT UPS HUT UP SHUT UP DFGHKTSFGDHILGTSF
I'm so mean to some of my prey friends,, I'll do the whole act of opening my maw up n' slurping on their face only to just,,pull them out n' swallow while I hold them against my tummy n' act like I just mulched them,, ✨
Reminder since I did just block someone from here that if I catch you being transphobic or a bigot on here, you will catch this block
I love my queer friends, and I have zero tolerance for any sort of hate
I,,, hATE DEER PREDS
ASFDGTREIHAARG THEY'RE TOO HOT,,
It's tight and messy and cramped in here and now their ass is all fat ths ifgdsdf;ilrtge;lih ,///,
Imagine getting sat on by a fatass fennec while she poorly sings maneater n' uses your short lil' muzzle like a toy,,
They're pretty tiny so it's easy to keep em' pinned,,~
CW: blood, gore
I love the kind of pred that will actually just kill me.
Y'know when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I hope some some hot bitch paints my guts all over their insides"
And here we are
I mean really just absolutely destroy me
I'm talking full on wa-
ASdflkjkgkuaref,, one of my weirder little buttons is like,, a pred getting all full of food or like melted prey and mushing me to their gut n' just,,forcing me to listen while they act like they're working down the contained mess that I left,, x//x
Since I'm getting a lot of followers here just gonna reiterate: Trans rights, BLM, v' supportive of queer folks here
If you are a bigot, you get punted into the sun