Jackie
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just a sound Irish aul one🇮🇪kind♥️ex Mrs of a greedy tramp🙄mother of 3 amazeballs💕don’t do spiders🕷or DMs🙌🏽👈🏽read that again💙Leeds💙
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There was a woman with 2kids in a shop being a bitch to the young lad serving her.He said they're lovely twins
you have,she snapped back at him "theyre not
twins he's 7 and she's 9 why do you think
they're twins. "Because i couldnt imagine
anyone riding you twice" he says 😂😂
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Good morning from Dublin 👋🏽💙was out last night when
this ugly bastid came up to me, squeezed me
arse and says Give me your number sexy."
I says Have you got a pen?"
He smiled and says Yes
I says Well fook off back to it, before the farmer notices your missin😉😂😂
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Everyone Keeps telling me I’m disgusting Having Sex at 40 ffs It’s no problem to me🤦🏼♀️
There problem is we live at no 24😂🙃🙃
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙was shopping in river island and saw a gorgeous dress. I says Excuse me, can I try that dress on in the window please
Will that be all
right?"
Manager replied Yes of course ye can. It will be good for business 😉😂😂
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 Tripped over a box of Kleenex and thought I'd broken me ankle😭
Fortunately, it was just soft
tissue damage😉🤣🤣🎄🎄
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 a bloke went up to a random ginger lad and
asked "if you had 7 girls phone
numbers in one pocket and 8 in the other, what would you have?" he said
"id have 15 girls phone numbers"he said wrong, you'd have someone
else's trousers on you ginger cunt😂😂
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I was in a club on Saturday night when this ugly bastid came up to me, squeezed me arse and said, "Give me your number sexy."
I said, "Have you got a pen?"
He smiled and said, "Yes."
I said, "Well fook off back to it, before the farmer notices your missin 🤣
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙A Dublin lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time and introduces her to his parents.
This is Amanda.
His dad jumps up and says, It's a fucking what?😉🤣🤣
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many complain about life and the cost of living etc I am sitting on a sofa that costs€3k lovely an cool infront of an air-con unit costs€2k watchin a film on a 70smart TV
Im happy not a care in the world not even the staff at Currys who keep askin me to leave can ruin me day😉
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To the truck driver on the m1 who got an eyeful when I was fixing meself✋all I can say is your welcome 🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙I went to me doctor with a problem with me left ear. He says are ye sure? I says ye I'm definite😉😂😂
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I’d say granny Val is doin cartwheels looking down on him 😭🤸🏽♀️💙💛🤍💪🏽
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙The teacher called
little Johnny to her
desk and said, The
essay you wrote
about your pet doggo
is word-for-word the
same as your
brother's. What do
you have to say for
yourself?
Of course it is said
little Johnny. "It's the
same fooken dog😂😂😂
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Dinner and pints with me da😍2 years today ye left us ma💔Missing you isn't the problem... It's knowing
you're never coming back
that's Killing me💔hope we are doing a good job looking after da for ya💙💙
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Good morning from Dublin 👋🏽💙yesterday was a mad day. First I found a hat full of money and then I was chased by an angry bloke with a guitar🙃
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 Had a terrifying
experience last
night. I was alone
in the house having a
bath………… when all of
a sudden....I felt a
tap on me
shoulder🛀🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin 👋🏽💙i was out last night when
this ugly bastard came up to me, squeezed my
arse and said, "Give me your number sexy."
I said, "Have you got a pen?"
He smiled and said, "Yes."
I says,
"Well fuck off back to it, before the
farmer notices your missing😉🤣🤣
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Me da has been in ICU and unconscious all week😭hes starting to come round had me 1st lil chat with him earlier🙏🙏💙
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I’ve shared me mad funny life wit yiz😂now I’m sharing d serious 👀can yiz all light a candle for me ma😇she’s on her own and v sick😭I hate COVID-19 😡 🇮🇪🇮🇪💙
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She’s up til sun nite🎄🎄😂last yr we finished 9th when she was up💙I’ll try anything to stay up😂but I’m keeping me curtains closed cos d neighbours already think I’m off me rocker😂😂😂
#lufc
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There was a woman with 2kids in a shop being a bitch to the young lad serving her. He said they're lovely twins
you have, she snapped back at him "theyre not
twins he's 7 and she's 9 why do you think
they're twins cos i couldnt imagine
anyone riding you twice he says😉🤣🤣
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Well I finally got mini me to 21 🥳took blood sweat tears but a lot of laughter🥰happy 21st birthday Nicole I love ye to the moon and back💫💕♥️💙
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 out for me run this morning I was tryin to cross a busy road and a bloke walkin past on his way to work said there’s a zebra crossing 50 yrds up the road. I said well I hope he’s havin better fooken luck than me🙃🇮🇪🇮🇪
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop.
To be fair I wiped the floor with him 😉🤣🤣
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Me da gained his angel wings last night and is reunited with me ma💔I’ve no words🥺sleep tight Da💔🪽
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 I was arguing with a bloke
in the pub who said he was a big pop star in the 80s.
I didn't believe him but he was adamant😉🤣🤣
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Dinner and pints🍻then enjoy me da roaring at the telly for the afternoon 🤣🤣💙
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Good morning from a frizzen Dublin👋🏽💙 A policeman spotted an elderly lady knitting while driving,
Pullover!" he shouted
No, it's a scarf!" she replied and drove off🤣🤣
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Work done. all kids elsewhere til tues🥰20 odd degrees ☀️cheers🍻
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Full belly 🐷 😍all kids elsewhere🙃nite to meself 👏yes please💙drowning me sorrows😭💙🔥
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Sitting in me car debating to pub or not to pub 🍻it’s sort of a given when ye get ur wig done 💇♀️I’m a blonde again🤸🏽♂️🤸🏽♂️
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Good morning from Dublin 👋🏽💙A dying husband in a hospital bed
asks his wife,
Our 7th child always looked different from the
other six. Did he have a different father?"
His wife,crying uncontrollably
answers,
"Yes."
He asks, Who's is it?
His wife replies,Yours😉🤣🤣
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This night in 1981 800 people went to the stardust nightclub and 48 young people never came home after a devastating fire 💔it will never be forgotten by us hopefully the families will get the answers 💙
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽a girl in a Jewellers admiring a big diamond ring she leans down for a closer look a little fart slips out.Hoping no one heard she asks how much is that 1. Jeweller says
Madam If you farted lookin at it you'll shit yourself when I tell ye the price😉🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙I’ve no work so I’m gonna jump back into me bed🙃Happy birthday to me🥳🥳
What kind of music should you avoid if you have balloons at your party 🎉 🎈Pop music😉🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin 👋🏽💙What do you call
a Frenchman
in sandals👀
Phillipe Floppe😉😂don’t unfollow me😂😂
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good morning from Dublin 👋🏽💙I Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Me being a nosey cow I asked him what he
was doing
He said: "Just checking my
balance😉🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙isn’t there Nothing worse when you're trying to send a text and a cyclist bounces off your windscreen😉🤣
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2 tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyogoch they stopped for lunch. they asked the waitress Before we order I wonder if you could settle an argument Can you pronounce where we are, very slowly
The girl leaned over and said Burrr… gurrr… King 😉🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin 👋🏽💙3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat & Tat. The barman says Are you all related?Mick Yeah we're triplets. Barman says,
how come u & Pat are 6ft tall &Tat is only 4ft tall?Well said Mick,Me & Pat were breast fed, so there was no tit for Tat😉🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 Bono and d edge go into a pub🍻and d barman says ffs not U2 again😉🤣🤣
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I got up Xmas morning like a demon I was in work🙄🎄then I opened this msg from me daughter😭I’m gonna read this everyday to get me motivated 💪🏽💙
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Just shows they do read our comments Just get behind the team💪🏽💙
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Cheers to dat fooken day🍻I was doing palliative for one of me faves😭 and she says Jackie I promise ye I won’t pop me clogs on ur watch cos I know ye hate paperwork 🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙I was walking down the road last night and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.
I think it was an orchestrated
attack😉🤣🤣
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Bra off ✔️ belly out✔️beer poured✔️new nails who this 💅🏽 🍻💙
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 I changed my GPS voice in me car to Bono the other day. now all the streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for😉🤣🇮🇪
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Good morning from Dublin 👋🏽 I was arguing with a fella in the pub who said he was a big pop star in the 80s.I didn't believe him but he was adamant😉😂😂🇮🇪
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Yesterday she spat and kicked me😭today she won’t let me go💙Alzheimer’s is a horrible disease💔💙
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After 2 long years it’s the 1st day of her college course💪🏽go smash it chicken❤️❤️
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Just sent me divorce solicitor the last of her fees😭it was the best 10 grand I’ve ever spent👏🤣happy Valentine’s Day to moi❤️❤️
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙I Just got a new job
blowing the whistle at the end of football matches.
It's a full time job😉🤣🤣
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I’ve hid away from the world since me ma died💔think it’s time I resurfaced💙
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A blind guy in a bar says Wanna hear a blonde joke
B4 ye tell it ye should know.D bartender IS blonde,
the bouncer is.I am, guy sittin next to me is.D fella to your right is
Do you still
wanna tell that joke
The blind guy says
No not if I'm gonna
have to explain it 5 times😉😂
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I’m sittin with 1 of me grannies and she has no idea her son just died😭dementia is a bastid😭😭
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙 Arrived home last night to find a Pretty, Young Woman Grouting the Bathroom Wall Singing 'It's a Heartache, nothin' but a Fools Game.
I thought to meself, she's a Bonnie Tiler😉🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin 👋🏽💙I’ve Just been out birdwatching with Sinead O'Connor.
So far it's been 7 owls and 15 Jays😉🤣🤣
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽Professor was giving a lecture on anatomy and it was a bit boring so he tried to lighten the mood
He asked a young woman in the crowd
Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
She replied Probably golfing with his mates🤣
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To the man dat just abused me at d garage🤦🏼♀️ dunno what I did👀 this is for u🖕🏽when I jumped back in me car I sobbed 😭as I say ye never know what’s goin on in peoples life’s just be kind🙄I’m grand now I pulled up me big girl knickers 💙💙
#justbekind
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Good morning from Dublin👋🏽💙I got an email yesterday
explaining how to
read maps backwards,
It was spam😉🤣🤣
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