Obviously i will have to do a video explaining a few things but I found a counterfeit figure of my OC from Russia so I bought it........................................here is a clip lol
Nice gay cashier lady: I love the fit of your shirt! What brand is that?
Me: YOU KNOW ITS CRAZY I TOTALLY FORGOT WHERE I PICKED THIS UP OKAY I GOTTA GO NOW KEEP THE CHANGE SEE YA
My boyfriends mom insisted on getting me some mom jeans... (maybe trying to tell me something, PROBABLY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...)
BUT NOW I FINALLY UDNERSTAND WHY MOMS WEAR THEM 👀
A few months ago I raised an orphaned little opossum when it's mom got ran over. I tried my best to make opossum noises to make them feel at home.
Today I heard rustling in the tree near the house and I found my little buddy again, he remembered my dumb noises and replied weh ;;
One time I wore a fursuit so that it's owner could take pictures "from the outside" we went to a hotel room and there was a 7ft tall huge muscle wolf fursuiter in there and then they were like "okay pretend to be dominated by him" and I'm like right 'say no more King I got this'
Abusive narcissist favorite tactic is to say what they're doing to you, you're doing to THEM. They'll tell your friends before you have a chance, it will sound legit because they have seen your reactions to their abuse, and they will emulate it because of the attention it brings.
I've also experienced this, but I'm still here. Still being me. I hope if any one is going through this as well, you're not alone!
#vent
#art
#PositiveVibes
*sitting at the interrogation stable*
"so it appears... You've been living two lives"
me: not good
"In one of these lives, you're a normal corporate board member"
me: yes
"In the other, you are making 80% of the fart porn currently"
me: it's complicated right now
*Pays 300$ for switch* alright
*Pays 60$ for game* ok
*Pays 80$ for controller and hub* nice
*Pays 50$ for internet access* hmm
"it takes 20$ to play online"
I spent most of my adult life thinking avocados were just spicy as hell, like I’d see people eating gauc and like PUTTING IT ON THEIR BURRITOS AND IM LIKE MAN you’re hardcore. I finally asked someone how they can just EAT THEM like that. NUTS
Turns out I’m allergic to avocados
"so why do you prefer to in the absolute ass of the back of the plane? Takes so long to get off at the end!!"
*Me drawing mad furry asses to fill out the convention quota with no worry of the EPIC child peeking over technique*
Guy next to me is just hosed tho, he's a furry now
RPing with a furry will be totally normal and hot and then randomly they will just be like "oops hang on I have to deal with this I just got a call apparently the entire internet is down, I gotta get in there and reconfigure the entire code brb. OK back sorry OwO *kisses paw*"