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if you’re reading this you know exactly what you did. how dare you // tv writer - Emperor of Ocean Park // he/him // Reps: 3 Arts

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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
2 years
my little cousins live with us right now and the youngest one just said she has a project due tomorrow and can I take her to the store to get a poster board. Reader, it is 10pm and school got out at 3:05pm.
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@Jabartender
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well raising your kids is stressful =/
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Guy in the middle is the youngest. Wild
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@Jabartender
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she has artists running down the hallway to check the board outside of drama class to see if they got a role in the Spring musical oh she’s so sick
@beyoncepress
Beyoncé Press.
6 months
Shaboozey revealed that he waited until 9 p.m. on the day of the #COWBOYCARTER release to find out if he entered the cut “I came in a couple of days and recorded some parts. [Beyoncé] heard them later and liked them. It’s cool how you don’t know until the last moment if your
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
Finally watching the The Last Duel just as Ridley Scott intended — silently on a plane with no audio and close captions from Knives Out.
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@Jabartender
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there’s not even diverse hair colors lolol
@Variety
Variety
10 months
#GoldenGlobes Nominations for Best Supporting Actress, TV Full list:
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@Jabartender
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Today at the Nat’l Museum of African American History my mom heard a white man ask a security guard how to get out of “this section” because they “can’t handle this part” lol
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@Jabartender
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they don’t want homeless people but don’t want people to make a livable wage at service jobs because it’ll make them not strive for more but college isn’t affordable so why don’t people work to pay off their debts but the jobs are not paying a livable wage so why don’t you get tw
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
2 years
Shows aren’t safe when they’re greenlit Shows aren’t safe when they’re in production Shows aren’t safe when they get a renewal Shows aren’t safe when they’re already on the platform
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@Jabartender
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1 year
Watched Killers of the Flower Moon just as Scorsese intended (in a theatre where someone brought a baby and Eras Tour was blasting through the walls).
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
There’s a Black and Latinx owned bookstore in Lakewood Mall called Mija Books and it’s mostly kid books and they’re all about Black, brown and Indigenous people and I would like more people to know about it!
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@Jabartender
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2 years
it’s the middle of February why are LA and NY both the same temperature
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@Jabartender
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2 years
Not me learning the average age of an empire is 250 years and America is 246 years old
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@Jabartender
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2 years
y’all this project was actually due on FRIDAY. and her teacher said you can turn it on Monday (TODAY), and she’s just now saying something…I have to fight her.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
7 months
Son of Saul director came to Columbia and spoke with us about making that film and all the naked people being dragged around are real life homeless people who got paid “less than pennies” to be in the film. He made sure no one was recording before he said it.
@guardian
The Guardian
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Jonathan Glazer’s Oscars speech condemned by Son of Saul director: ‘He should have stayed silent’
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@Jabartender
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2 years
At 3:12pm she told me her teacher didn’t give her homework today.
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@Jabartender
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2 years
if anyone knows how to get this stupid sweater, I am willing to go to LENGTHS
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@Jabartender
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2 years
Pov you’re in a night club and John Wick just killed 12 people right next to you
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@Jabartender
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@Jabartender
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1 year
Directors when they get to set and there’s no script or actors
@sagaftranews
SAG-AFTRA NEWS
1 year
SAG-AFTRA Members Approve Strike Authorization with 97.91% Yes Vote
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@Jabartender
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9 months
he said I’m here for Motown and I can maybe speedwalk through MLK!
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@Jabartender
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4 years
Old white men talking about race and Black people?! A tv writers room if I’ve ever seen one!
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@Jabartender
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1 year
I turned down a combo support staff job on an ABC Sig show about ~the Revolutionary War from a Black person’s pov~ bc the pay was so low, and was honest with the exec about working on a show about enslaved people, and not get paid a livable wage and the response was we feel u 1/x
@matthewstoller
Matt Stoller
1 year
Disney CEO Bob Iger is on CNBC blaming striking writers for hurting support staff in the industry.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
2 years
@kelleent no like she really said if I don’t bring it tomorrow I’m getting a lower grade and I was like no shit girl lol
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@Jabartender
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2 years
Disney said you can slang bombs but you can’t slang that thang
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@Jabartender
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2 years
John Singleton debuted Boyz N the Hood at Cannes and went on to be the youngest person and first African American to get a best director Oscar nom. He also created Snowfall.
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@Jabartender
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3 years
Idk what anyone was talking about this movie is good??
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
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reader I just learned that her project was a presentation on the days of Kwanzaa 💀 she really said Ujima means COLLECTIVE work and responsibility 😤✊🏾🖤❤️💚
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
1 year
Every writer is speaking with their whole chest and government name and every exec is speaking from the shadows of a poorly lit parking lot in a trench coat and wide brimmed hat.
@Ryan_Ken_Acts
Ryan Ken
1 year
I think we should know the names of the executives who said they intend to make writers lose their homes. That shouldn’t be a statement you can confidently give to the press without facing repercussions. I’m talking legal action, targeted protests, spells & curses, etc.
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@Jabartender
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4 years
@_didAYEsaythat “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!”
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
10 months
asking white people “Do you condemn Julianna Margulies?!” until I’m read in the face
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@Jabartender
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2 years
My zombie hot take is the zombie should not be more physically fit than the person before. If you couldn’t sprint and parkour before, you can’t now!
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
1 year
if EYE owned a ranch nearly the size of Los Angeles, while most writers can not afford to buy a house in Los Angeles, I would have simply said nothing
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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Taylor Sheridan says he might quit TV if the WGA #WritersStrike compels studios to staff shows with a minimum number of writers: “The freedom of the artist to create must be unfettered…”
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@Jabartender
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10 months
Blue Ivy when they were gonna take out Diva
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@Jabartender
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Watching police on KTLA beat and arrest UCI students during the “Year of Free Speech and Academic Freedom” btw
@UCIrvine
UC Irvine
1 year
UC Irvine has designated 2023-24 as the “Year of Free Speech and Academic Freedom” and will be kicking things off with a 1-unit, pass/no pass, online course for UCI students co-taught by Chancellor Gillman and an Oct. 5 virtual event. @ucfreespeech
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
no bc why would I PA at my house
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@Jabartender
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6 months
Hollywood just fell to its knees
@ABC7
ABC7 Eyewitness News
6 months
A new California bill would give employees the right to ignore calls or texts from their boss, as long as it's after hours. 📵 "The right to disconnect" bill mandates employers to clearly outline working hours and guarantees workers uninterrupted personal and family time outside
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
“LA be like” “that’s so LA” “LA people are” lol stfu you only hang out with white people you don’t know anything about LA
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
1 year
now imagine if studios started making a lot of movies in this budget tier again
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
1 year
‘THE BLACKENING’ has already made near to 3x its production budget in just over 1 week.
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@Jabartender
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2 years
@miiriya1 she said A SHOE 🤲🏽👟!! A SHOE 🤲🏽👟!!
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
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I injured my back in high school and standing up for long periods of time makes it spasm and it hurts a lot, and after working on a few sets I quickly ruled out that being a work option for me in the industry! Kinda sucks ngl! So yes I hate this!
@ZSharf
Zack Sharf
10 months
Bradley Cooper says "there's no chairs" on set when he directs: "I’ve always hated chairs on sets; your energy dips the minute you sit down in a chair. There's no video village." He's also adopted Christian Bale's acting method: "I had heard stories about Daniel Day-Lewis. I
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@Jabartender
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Actors on actors Nicole Kidman and Halle Berry and they are only allowed to discuss their wigs
@KaylaAncrum
Kayla Ancrum ✨on Deadline✨
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This is an insane wig. Who is responsible for this 😟
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@Jabartender
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2 years
@528736_ No for weeks I’ve been thinking about how I suddenly became a parent and I can’t event take care of myself 😩
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@Jabartender
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but this is the studio standard 🫤 And that was with showrunner backing me up. Lol
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@Jabartender
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Studios are working on using AI to do dubs in the voice of the original actor instead of hiring VO actors and I hope SAG / whoever is getting ahead of that instead of trying to catch up in a few years before it’s too late lol.
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@Jabartender
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“Go to therapy or this will end up on television!!” -me threatening my family
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@Jabartender
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3 months
not defying gladity
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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‘GLADIATOR 2’ and ‘WICKED’ will now release on the same day on November 22.
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@Jabartender
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@b1ntini Per my mom they did have a little stare off before he got mad and yelled where the exit was 💀
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@Jabartender
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2 years
😍 look at what arrived 😍 just in time to strike 😍
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@Jabartender
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1 year
just a bunch of miserable people who want to see other people be as miserable as they are!
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
why am I over here sad at this gentrified neighborhood lookin ass Doritos bag
forget a breakup doritos is changing their logo
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@Jabartender
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@lindaqlam Linda, this is doing me in
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@Jabartender
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I need Pixar to know that if they make Andy a homeowner for my own mental health I can not go see this movie
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Tim Allen wants ‘TOY STORY 5’ to follow adult Andy trying to find and reunite all of his old toys for his child. (Source: )
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@Jabartender
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3 years
You want me to swing by? The thing that killed that girl in Terabithia?
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
2 years
Back when I was a writers pa my job one day was to put together a list of everyone who had ever written on the Harvard Lampoon in the last 10 years so that the exec could reach out for samples.
@kslane
Kevin Slane
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No disrespect to B.J. Novak, whose work I love, but a survey of TV writers' rooms will tell you that a Harvard degree is pretty much the opposite of "the worst thing to have on a comedy resume."
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@Jabartender
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@Jabartender
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2 years
When we inevitably talk again about how industry executives, the people with the ability to greenlight and fund projects, are still largely white, I want to point out again how many of them came up as assistants, and how MOST assistant jobs require desk experience at an agency
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@Jabartender
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2 years
My kids gon hear this album blasting on Saturday mornings and know we cleaning the house #RENAISSANCE
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
1 year
@dietz_meredith love when this happens
@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
Finally watching the The Last Duel just as Ridley Scott intended — silently on a plane with no audio and close captions from Knives Out.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
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it’s giving
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@theyeezymafia
YEEZY MAFIA
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YEEZY 450 SLIDE⠀ CREAM⠀ COMING SOON⠀ THOUGHTS ON THESE ? 💬
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
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A list of things that Covid has taken from me:
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
5 months
first written by credit incoming
@DEADLINE
Deadline
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(WATCH) MGM+ has dropped a first look trailer to the new MGM+ Forest Whitaker suspense thriller series ‘Emperor of Ocean Park’ which debuts on July 14. The series has added Keith Powers, Kelli Simpkins, Keith Kupferer, and Deanna Reed-Foster
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white girls who went on a family vacation to Jamaica in 2005:
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
1 year
Imagine watching an intense scene between Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert De Niro and suddenly hearing “KNEW HE WAS A KILLER FIRST TIME THAT I SAW HIM” through the walls
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
1 year
Imagine telling your friend your first movie was Paw Patrol and then they say their first movie was Killers of the Flower Moon.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
4 years
when jobs ask for a cover letter
@dionnewarwick
Dionne Warwick
4 years
Google me if you are curious about my life. I am not writing all of that.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
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The people who run Hollywood do NOT like film and tv I am convinced!!
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jabari mcdonald
2 years
I need to get to a club expeditiously because #RENAISSANCE
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
white people posting their thanksgiving plates…braver than the marines
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
Chloe Zhao always dresses like she’s leaving the event early to go to a farmers market and I love it and her
@Marvel
Marvel Entertainment
3 years
#ShangChi director Destin Daniel Cretton and #Eternals director Chloé Zhao hit the red carpet.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
When Hollywood assistant jobs require a year on an agency desk, but agencies barely hire any people of color…it’s giving systemically racially tinged!
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
1 year
An actor I really like was on the picket line with us today and his presence was not a disruption. Groundbreaking!
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2 years
My grandma told me the name of her half sister who ran away at 17, changed her name, and passed for white at 2:30, and by 4 I found her ex husband and children.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
4 years
This college admission scandal netflix doc has a clip of a college senior sad they didn’t get into the college they wanted to go to but says “I know everyone who got in was super deserving” and then hard cuts to Olivia Jade, and i cackled honestly give it the editing Oscar rn.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
What are the essential viewing romcoms? It’s the genre I’m probably the least literate in and I’d like to change that!
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@Jabartender
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2 years
is the actor in the front row everyone keeps calling out still being investigated by the FBI for assaulting his wife and kids
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@Jabartender
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4 years
@albtelebomb I read this as obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
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1 year
Ok??
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3 years
no one, and I mean NO ONE, is doing it like Sex Education
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jabari mcdonald
1 year
🔊🔊🔊
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@VanityFair
VANITY FAIR
1 year
‘Lost’ was a gripping, groundbreaking smash, but the show evolved into such a toxic production that even co-showrunner Damon Lindelof now says of his leadership: “I failed.” In a powerful excerpt from her new book, @moryan opens the hatch.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
Happy #NationalScreenwritersDay I got a new manager at this cool place and I’m already late sending him a new draft 🥲❤️
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1 year
while I spiral here’s my new sign
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1 year
another day in this country huh
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3 years
if I email this to my bosses will they think it’s funny
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jabari mcdonald
3 years
I need a Plan B version of the Lactaid pill like oops I already drank this thick ass chocolate milkshake last night but I don’t want my stomach to hurt so what are my options. Someone get on this.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
4 years
PREP. DO NOT PUBLISH TIL THE NEWS CROSSES: Local nerd Jabari McDonald Very Excited To Be the Writers' Assistant On This Show
@DEADLINE
Deadline
4 years
Seth Grahame-Smith & Marc Guggenheim To Write ‘Green Lantern’ TV Series For HBO Max
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
5 years
@MatthewACherry Lizzo or I riot
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2 years
It’s true! LA has terrible food! Everyone is fake! Earthquakes! Don’t move here it sucks!
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2 years
You’re laughing…Austin Butler is still doing the voice and you’re laughing.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
Hello it’s already been said more times than I can count but low assistant pay is a diversity issue. Every fellowship/initiative/program does little to make any substantive change when the only people who can work their way up are the ones who can afford it #IALivingWage
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
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The documentaries that will come out of this moment Twitter history…the prestige mini series that will come out of this moment in Twitter history…the movie that’s not as good as the mini series that will come out of this moment in Twitter history…
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
1 year
delete this
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@TheRoot
The Root
1 year
Here Are Even More Surprising Celebrities We Would Totally Invite to the Black Summer Cookout
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
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there’s a common thread here b/w Jonah and that baby daddy earlier this week
And guess what? BEFORE, they started dating? He loved her surfing pics.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
107 years old and asking the country to ACKNOWLEDGE what happened
@GeoffRBennett
Geoff Bennett
3 years
Ms. Viola Fletcher — the oldest survivor of the Tulsa race massacre (in the green jacket) — tells Congress she turned 107 two weeks ago and this is her first trip to Washington: “I’m here seeking justice, and I’m asking my country to acknowledge what happened on May 31, 1921.”
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jabari mcdonald
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Wasted $75m and I can’t even watch Gordita Chronicles anymore…
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
2 years
Exclusive: Crew members claim 'Euphoria' creator Sam Levinson’s new HBO series 'The Idol' with The Weeknd and Lily-Rose Depp has been utter chaos, with firings, hidden scripts, and a wasted $75 million budget.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
2 years
BREAKING: Local Guy Looking For Next WA Gig (source: Deadline) Black/queer/silly comedy/dramedy writer and I’m available to take notes for your room! I have support staff experience in both half-hour and hour rooms, but more importantly I need a job to buy Renaissance tour tix.
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
9 months
I’ve seen enough!
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
3 years
The Hollywood assistant to grad school for psychology/counseling pipeline is strong!
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@Jabartender
jabari mcdonald
6 years
What white actor are we nominating for an Oscar in 3-5 years for playing a border agent who struggles morally with tear gassing children?
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