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"The Ben Carson of r/Adderall"
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Joined January 2014
If anyone knows a good attorney for cases involving witchcraft, specifically curses, please dm me.
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My jaw is on the floor. Topuria is something else.
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Any Welterweight that needs some money should be making this callout, win or lose you're basically guaranteed 30% of Kelvin's purse.
Shavkat Rakhmonov shows interest in welcoming Kelvin Gastelum back to welterweight
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he's not laughing along at the electrode beer chugging replay because he's texting his wife to say sorry
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BREAKING: Darren Till to retire from MMA, focus on primary passion of ignoring his daughter
❌ Fighter removed: Darren Till.
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this is a RESOUNDING return to form for the weigh in show. some of their best work. Truly a shame they don't get this wasted every time.
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trying to bait DDP into saying the N word is by far the funniest thing Adesanya has ever done.
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not sure ive ever seen someone 100% whiff on a double leg before
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>claims to be pro life.>Dies
Overturning of Roe v Wade today!! Amen and Hallelujah! God Bless us all!.
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I love them both so much. There's not a thought between the two of them, completely empty heads
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Khabib when Khabib when.You promote he promotes.gambling Gambling (it's .(You are a An nft bro it's .Bad person) different its like. An investment)
Wow, I'm about to fight and guess who's facing me? A younger version of myself! He's all fired up, just like I used to be. But then, out of nowhere, something weird happens. Wondering where this is leading me? Stick around to see what is next @meta_gameplan
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Movsar Evloev calls for America to "respect Lolicon", urgers lawmakers to understand they are "thousands of years old" in many cases
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Shout-out Leon Edwards for retaining his title on the 10 year anniversary of one of his worst weeks
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You are absolutely not going to believe what this is a reply to.
@MMAjunkie It’s kinda hot.
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this means Charles Oliveira has fought Nik Lentz NINE times.
'If I hit the middle one that’s fine': UFC champ Oliveira claims his eyesight is so poor he sees THREE opponents in the cage |
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Doing this while you're getting shitkicked and have had 0 moments of success is so funny
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underrated funny MMA thing is Gustafsson getting a tattoo for his win/loss record (half triangles for Splits/fights he thinks were close) and then he just lost too much and stopped updating it
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You should hit DC in the body. Something funny will probably happen
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One of my favorite Jon Jones Moments was when he posted a video from his phone like "Preparing for Anthony Smith" and filmed himself clicking the first youtube result for "Anthony Smith Highlights".
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This sort of "9 out of 10 times I win" stuff is way more believable when you accidentally KO yourself on a botched slam, as opposed to getting 50-44'd
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Remember when Mike Perry tried to train his neck with a literal noose and Jacare had to get him down before he died.
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Septembet 16th 2017:. Anthony Smith debuts the "Smith Guard", a technique yet to find its counter. What will LIONHEART come up with next? Who do YOU want to see him against?
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Every MMA division has its purpose:. LW is the stop for violence. 205 is for fighting scared vs the 17th best MW in the world. HW is home of being subbed by an "over-under armpit lock", a 1970s catch wrestling sub that, until this point, had never submitted anyone in earnest.
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Wearing this shirt knowing you're gonna be on broadcast is so fucking cool LMFAO
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It's only a matter of time before we start getting some real baseball-ass compound stats
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@AtticusCCrow @MigClass Not convinced it's possible to make a non-bad top 100 but there was some real egregious stuff there lol.
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UFC 268 Usman/Covington superhero promo, which the UFC seems to have scrubbed from anywhere online
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LIVE and FREE
.@robwhittakermma vs Aliskerov LIVE and FREE on @ABCNetwork Saturday June 22nd @Turki_alalshikh .#UFCSaudiArabia @RiyadhSeason #RiyadhSeason
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Me when the Tale of the Tape comes on for Valentina Shevchenkos opponent.
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Yeah its called "mma twitter". im basically racist online but only about combat sports
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Does anyone know how to add community notes.
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Finding a gi in my son's laundry and fucking freaking out like a homophobic dad who just walked in on him making out with his boyfriend.
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Laura Sanko get off the commentary desk and over to Bahrain the weightlifting world championships are happening NOW
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Feel like because of how their careers went after this people forget how insane this fight and finish were
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@KevinI @danawhite You are a horrible embarrassment. If you or your loved ones possessed shame you would never show your face in public.
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lmfao
does anyone else remember when Marcus Brimage and Maximo Blanco had an absolute snooze fest fight, barely did anything, and then started doing full on tumbling routines across the cage while waiting for the decision?.
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Darren Till loves talking about this. Every year he fathers a new child as motivation to stay away from home.
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@daire_nugent @LHWconnoisseur totally insane how much the 3rd round is just Usman feeling himself and doing whatever stupid shit he wants on a whim.
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End of poiriers career is just gonna be him collecting every type of win over McGregor. TKO, doctor stoppage, wrestlefuck, outpoint on feet, submission- draw, fuck it. Poirier/Mcgregor 8 ends via technical knockout (McGregor bodily fluids in cage).
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BREAKING: Sam Alvey to be humanely put down, retain lifetime roster spot per UFC insider.
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bellator showing fedor highlights is some real "the republican party actually freed the slaves" shit.
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this is insanity. you gotta do something drastic if this happens to you
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thing you have to remember when interacting with genpop about combat sports in general is that you are 100% of the time talking to this person
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real martial arts w/ sparring is probably great for young women in various ways if you find a school not run by a sex pervert or insane person. which is kind of like saying a minefield is a great place to hike if you can avoid the mines. probably just sign them up for wrestling.
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Joe Rogan removing Uriah Halls emotion chip, allowing him to become a top 5 p4p fighter (2026, colorized)
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One of the things they've been through together: Roses puberty.
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Sorry babe The Pact by Cody Garbrandt audiobook narrated by Dave Hoffman stays ON during sex💯😤
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