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Yeah Salah giving his MOTM award to Milner was nice and all, but it will never have a patch on Adebayor
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Rory Delap’s throw ins are doing the rounds again, and it always makes me think of this video
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Jude and Jobe at the Madrid vs Palace Champions League Final 2026
🚨🔵🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Crystal Palace are in talks to sign Jobe Bellingham as one of their priority targets for the summer.
Oliver Glasner wants him and Dougie Freedman is working to convince the player.
👀Other clubs including Brentford want Jobe, open race — as
@jaydmharris
calls.
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Footballers socials before social media management was a mad time 🤣🤣
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That Birmingham fan wouldn’t have got close to Grealish had this steward been on duty
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Rubbish venue, massive gap between the pitch and the fans, thousands of empty seats, no atmosphere, an appalling camera angle and the whole thing stinks of corruption.
Anyway that’s my summary of West Ham’s stadium, this one in Baku ain’t too good either
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When you’re watching a stream which is 2 minutes behind and you get a goal notification on your phone
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The whole of the UK after eating a Christmas dinner, and being on the drink since 10am
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If we lose 1-0 five times in a row to this lot today I want serious questions answered
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Prince Andrew tests positive for Covid and will miss the Queens’s Jubilee on Friday’
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Definitely worth looking back at John Fury’s prediction for Fury vs Joshua all the way back in 2018
#FuryWilder3
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MICHAEL OLISE’S MAGIC,
HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT.
HE COULD’VE SIGNED FOR CHELSEA
BUT HE SAID NO FUCK THAT
HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT
HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS RIGHT
AND WHEN WE GET TO EUROPE
WE’LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT
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2012➡️2022
Clyne replaced by Ward
Ward replaced by Wan-Bissaka
Wan-Bissaka replaced by Ward
Ward replaced by Clyne
Clyne replaced by Wan-Bissaka
Up The Palace 🔴🔵
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Crystal Palace striking options once Benteke is sold and Batshuayi returns to Chelsea
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Nurse: Sir, you’ve been in a coma for 12 months
Me: Oh boy, I can’t wait to see how the project is going at Palace under Super Pat Vieira!!
Nurse: You’re not going to believe this
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For anyone who’s interested, Palace’s new mascot is Kayla’s sister, who’s a lot larger and has been practicing at Selhurst the last month
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Never forget Brighton fans forcing open a train door, only to abuse their fellow supporters
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Seeing as Rudiger leaving the Premier League, let us not forget him and this Norwich fan.
Didn’t even flinch
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Respect to Barcelona for paying tribute to the permanent signing of Ayew
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Underrated Warnock moment:
NEW-CPFC - Palace 2-1 up at HT, and do awful amounts of time wasting. NEW go 3-2 up late. 7 mins added on (solely due to CPFC’s time wasting). 90+7 Zaha equalises. Pardew (fairly) says it’s a bit unfair CPFC’s time wasting has benefited them.
Warnock:
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Our two first choice centre-backs have been injured all season, we sold our right back for 50 million quid without replacing him and our left back plays like a left winger. Yet here we are 🤷🏻♂️
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The Parish Out flags & chants will always come across as poor to me and are a bad look for the club, and in nobody’s interest.
Whatever his faults, Parish isn’t daft. He knows that he’s fucked it bringing in Hodgson for this season.
But I have no shame in saying I’ll always
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Roy Hodgson returns to Anfield for what will likely be his last game in football management.
Here’s Fulham Football Club digging out Liverpool’s treatment of Hodgson in their official programme.
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@lfcwxbb
Just awful 😂😂
The Blues are linked to Gareth Bale and Lilian Thuram’s son in today's round-up of Chelsea-related news from the media.
Would this be a good signing? 🤔
Read:
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Well it seems like the time has come. It has been nothing but a pleasure to witness your journey at Palace. We will always be proud to call you one of our own, and best of luck in the future. Made in South London 🔴🔵
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Welcoming a 19 year old Cristiano Ronaldo to Selhurst Park 😭
Danny Granville turns 46 today!
129 appearances in total for Palace - What is your favourite memory of him?
#CPFC
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By the way
#CPFC
fans, this is the Gold Commander who was in charge and solely responsible for sending the police in and causing world war three OVER A DRUM
Badge number there if anyone can be arsed to report/complain
Police wade into the Crystal Palace end to confiscate a drum from away fans at the Emirates Stadium 🚨
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Zaha heading to Galatasaray at a time the club were just beginning to believe he’d accept their £200k-a-week offer and Chelsea submitting a tempting bid for Michael Olise. Brutal weekend for Crystal Palace. Time to move on to plan B.
#CPFC
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All this hype over Trent’s pass when our centre back can do the same 😂
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Endo & Konate did MULTIPLE similar fouls to this with no yellow
If Salah does this at Anfield on a yellow, is it red? Not. A. Chance.
Was Ayew's second yellow a tactical foul?
Was the referee right to send him off? 🤔
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Five times harder to replace than Olise
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When you’ve left your instrument at home, and the music teacher asks what you’re playing today
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Selected quotes by players and managers when asked about Wilfried Zaha.
A thread:
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Our mate Bruno?
Former Brighton defender Bruno Saltor has been appointed as interim head coach 🔵
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How much do you want to bet that Wan-Bissaka will make the next England squad now he’s at a big club 😂
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Oh my god, oh my god, it’s perfect
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Who’s thinking what I’m thinking
🚨🔵🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Crystal Palace are in talks to sign Jobe Bellingham as one of their priority targets for the summer.
Oliver Glasner wants him and Dougie Freedman is working to convince the player.
👀Other clubs including Brentford want Jobe, open race — as
@jaydmharris
calls.
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Don’t have a wheelchair
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@BBCMOTD
@VincentKompany
If you know your football, you know a volley is the hardest technique in the game. The occasion is irrelevant, a goal is a goal. Townsend’s was the best by a country mile.
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Speroni says hey👋🏼
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First Premier League side to win on a leap day, you’ll never sing that
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Gonna go out on a limb and say there’s a strong correlation between booing Luka and not seeing us play once in the Championship
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Although well intentioned, the HF moving to Block E has turned out to be nothing but a disaster imo
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a) Wan-Bissaka has been the best performing right back all season.
b) If he played for a top 6 club he would’ve been picked.
c) By giving him a competitive debut you nail down a £50 million rated player to England. The longer it’s left the more likely he is to choose Congo.
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Who remembers when Jedinak was ranked as the 22nd best player in Europe for 2014?
Some of those names that he’s ahead of 😂
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And all you could hear was Palace
5️⃣ years ago today, Spurs took to the pitch at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium for the first time... 🏟️
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