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Vice President of Atmosphere, Queen of Typos, Lover of matcha, Moo Deng’s aunty
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But Caster is not a man, the IAAF is going out of their way to humiliate her. It’s disgusting.
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My boyfriend? Even if the relationship ends, I’ll live with the knowledge that I was loved wholeheartedly by someone whose actions showed me that I mattered very very much to them.
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I just know by these sunglasses that her racism is top tier
why has there been no coverage on the monarchy’s drippiest member Anne
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A reality show where fathers have to keep their children alive with the amount they send for child support
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Remember that white woman who left quarantine to go buy cat food then sent shop staff an email warning them that she may have given them Corona days after her trip to the store?
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So you’re planning on sexually assaulting your daughter into heterosexuality? Men are a plague!
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I cannot imagine a scenario where I wouldn’t be impressed by someone sending me R50k I didn’t work for.
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Let me save you a click: this man got a bone marrow transplant from someone who has a rare mutation that makes them immune to HIV, there's no pill that cures HIV yet
[TRENDING ON EWN] London man second patient to be cured of HIV
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I got a distinction for one of my rotation tests and I’ve promoted Internal Medicine. I’m now a final year medical student at the University of Pretoria.
Things are ugly there by my studies, I’m really struggling to cover the content I’d planned for this evening, who the hell taught this rotation how to fight? ☹️
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My Bernini guzzling ass got 2 distinctions, missed 2 other distinctions by just 2% and left UP with a GPA I’m happy with.
I’m officially Dr KG Ngwenya (UP)
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Try to go for regular STI testing even when you're in a longterm relationship and aren't using protection, you're responsible for your health.
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Not to hastily hop into my hater bag but has Poppy ever been posted on this page?
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Please let me know of any boycotts or petitions I can use to show my disappointment in their treatment of Caster.
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This is true. I got accepted at UP for a Bsc in mathematics and statistics with the hopes of getting into the actuarial sciences program. I left UP as a medical doctor.
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@dothemangodew
@ajplus
She called him a kaffir 48 times. She deserves to have gotten a harsher prison sentence.
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You’d swear this isn’t the same country where patients wake up at 3 am to spend all day waiting to be seen by a doctor in a short-staffed clinic.
My friend is one of 130 doctors interviewing for 5 MO posts at a hospital. This is the current situation of our healthcare system 😭
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Turns out I stomped on business, I’m finally an employed medical officer you guys 🫢
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Coloured people have a shared culture and ethnicity whilst biracial people have one black/ POC and one white parent who could be from any culture and ethnicity.
😂 no ways man. Trevor is mixed race but AKA is coloured? What differentiates the 2?
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I was nearly T-boned by a bus at an intersection, called him to tell him about it and he was with me as soon as he could. I didn’t even expect him to come over as I was fine and escaped with a tiny scratch on my car. Woah! 🥺
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A relationship should be 50/50, he buys me house of CB dresses and I look cute in them.
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DaBaby’s height is 1.73m, that’s tall for a man in South Africa
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Placing labor above leisure will never be the flex you think it is.
You go to Dubai for a holiday , I go to Dubai for Business 👩💼 ! As’fani 🤩
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I've achieved a dream I've had since I was 7 years old. I'm a doctor.
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Or the whites who threatened legal action against the DoH because they didn't want to be quarantined? Or the ones who didn't tell their domestic workers that they may have Corona and infected these poor women?
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People will RT and laugh at tweets like this one then wonder why HIV positive people would rather not disclose their status.
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A 21 year old on trial for rape and murder of a woman, 15 year old boys on the run after being accused of gang-raping a girl. I don’t want to live in a country like this one anymore.
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No, there’s a distinction because this is a male bestie from the bestie region of Malè. It’s not that regular, sparkling friendship stuff.
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What do people with MBChBs do on Thursday afternoons? I need instructions.
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" I couldn't get a proper history because there was a language barrier"
They're used to working long, hard hours but in between doctors at
#ChristiaanBarnardMemorial
are sneaking in a little fun. They've done the famous Jerusalema dance throughout the facility as a gesture of thanks to nursing staff who sacrifice so much on a daily basis.❤️
@eNCA
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I can bet you good money that she saw a crumb of black students in a medical or engineering lecture hall and promptly came to this conclusion.
South African education system is so messed up 🥲
why are people barely meeting requirements getting in and people well above minimum requirements being rejected??
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On my knees, begging the youth to practice safe sex and not be afraid to get prep at the clinic.
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Today we saw a patient who came to the neurology ward because of terrible back pain she suspected was a spinal problem. Did she not leave the ward in shock because we found that she was 18 weeks pregnant??!!
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Let’s condomise, get on Prep, get tested and not be shy to see a healthcare worker if there’s changes down there we’re worried about.
Gauteng Health encourages people to be be cautious, as STI infections rises in the province..
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I will whip out my phone and use EM guidance, calculate drug doses and text friendly seniors for advice. I’m not ashamed of wanting to be certain before I make decisions that could potentially end someone’s life.
Do yall think doctors be stepping out the room to search stuff up on Google
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My gran just called me to tell me her brother’s wife tricked him into getting the 2nd dose of his vaccine by telling him the nurses were going to remove the first dose he got nge syringe 🤣
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Thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the concern. She called me from someone’s phone just as I was about to go report her missing. We’re reunited now.
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I can't help thinking about how great we'd be as a country if our government was interested in governing before the pandemic
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*they don’t have to show minor’s faces, just the father sweating when he realises that the amount he sends can’t sustain the child.
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@anelisa_tuswa
It’s like eating chicken bones in the hopes of getting stronger bones, it doesn’t work that way as your stomach will breakdown those bones and you’ll absorb whatever vitamins your body needs and excrete the waste. You can’t ingest collagen thinking it will all go to your skin
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Knowing you’ll never need a survival kit for ukukotiza because you’d never willingly subject yourself to amanyala just for a title >>>>
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@dothemangodew
@ajplus
You do not have to be south African to understand that the use of a derogatory racial slur should be punished. Vicky deserves to be punished and that's that on that.
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Male HC members are also a problem, those rats preyed on us as first year students and it didn't help that they spent so much time with us during orientation week.
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There are no mkhwenyana survival kits that are updated annually because men would never allow their in-laws to make their life a misery, I think women should also marry into families that aren’t abusive.
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You can’t walk even 10 steps in any academic hospital without running into a senior doctor who resents the new generation of doctors and med students for demanding a healthier working environment, and it’s mostly b/c they survived and want to perpetuate the toxicity
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