Auburn University alum | Alabama native | D.C. transplant | Former Capitol Hill Communications Director | Comms for
@DucksUnlimited
🦆 | Opinions are my own
So I lost a bet to
@zachdooley
thanks to Auburn basketball getting blown out by UK. But the real winners are my 123 twitter followers who will now be treated to 50 straight days of
#AnimalFacts
. 5 different animals, 10 facts each, animals selected by Zach. Without further ado...
Of the many decoys in our DC office, my favorite is a replica of these 2,000+ year old hand crafted canvasbacks, originally discovered in Nevada’s Lovelock Cave a century ago.
Waterfowling traditions date back further than you might think.
A century ago, archaeologists working in the Nevada desert discovered the world’s oldest-known duck decoys, providing today’s hunters with a fascinating glimpse into waterfowling’s ancient origins.
Ok, final self-indulgent post, I promise! What a crazy, awesome few days it has been. Could not be more grateful for all the love and support and can’t wait to see what the future has in store with
@lovett_kasey
!
📸
@RFDCphoto
@ClayTravis
@dannykanell
Funny how he conveniently left out quality SEC wins over Auburn and Kentucky. As an AU fan, it hurts to type this, but it's true.
If you live in a DC apartment building, you have an upstairs neighbor that routinely drops a handful of marbles on the floor between 7-10pm. This is a fact of life.
Maybe I'm just starting to show my advanced age, but it truly feels like we've crossed some sort of societal threshold with AI in the last few weeks that we'll never be able to turn back from.
Cornyn: "Most of us have multiple notebooks & notes & books & things like that in front of us. Can you hold up what youve been referring to in answering our questions?"
ACB: <Holds up blank notebook>
Cornyn: "Is there anything on it?"
ACB: "The letterhead that says US Senate."
Hear me out...since Tortilla Coast is gone (RIP), how about we replace it with a Taco Bell Cantina?
Better food, same drinks...seems like a no-brainer to me.
One of my favorite artifacts in the
@DucksUnlimited
DC office.
President George H.W. Bush signing the North American Wetlands Conservation Act into law on Dec. 13, 1989
Who says raising money for local charities can't be fun? DU had a blast promoting wetlands conservation at tonight's Congressional Baseball Game!
Thanks to our co-host,
@Purina
, & to the DU volunteers corporate partners, & congressional staff that came by our event.
#DuckPolicy
It is with the heaviest of hearts to report that our last day of service will be Sunday, 9/20. It’s been a great 26-year run, and we’re most proud of the way our management and staff have handled incredible adversity over the last 6 months.
Thanks to all for the love & support.
Earlier today John Kerry took like 10 minutes to end his lime scooter ride, he then went to get groceries from Whole Foods before leaving on the same lime scooter
*Psst...you don’t have to wear masks while seated and eating/drinking*
Would think someone so concerned with COVID would’ve taken the time to learn the rules.
The fact that anyone is “deciding the fate” today of Liz Cheney instead of universally praising her backbone and principles is an outright embarrassment to our party.
Ahmad Brooks “looked far and wide” in the dictionary for words to describe Rondale Moore and came up with: spectacular, smooth, and sensational.
Looks like he started in the S section and called it a day.
#MusicCityBowl
The DU National Headquarters Pets-in-the-workplace policy town hall was well attended. Feedback was received from employee advocates and the policy was unanimously approved by bark-vote.
#DuckPolicy
I'm glad his/her name is still declassified so the scumbag journalists can't dive into past tweets in an unrelenting attempt to extinguish any and all happiness in this world.
We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!
Number of overall wins Auburn Basketball had while I was in college, all under Tony Barbee:
2011: 11
2012: 15
2013: 9
2014: 14
Just a few years later,
@coachbrucepearl
has a team with 30 wins & playing in the program's first-ever
#FinalFour
. Impossible not to enjoy this ride.
April Fools, ya schmuck! Auburn hasn't lost since I've started tweeting
#AnimalFacts
and I'm for damn sure not about to be the reason this run comes to an end. We've got 25 facts left to go, folks. Now, where were we...ah yes, the flamingo...
Fox News taking a break from coverage of the Capitol siege to officially make the call that Ossoff has defeated Sen. David Perdue, giving Dems the majority.
Quite possibly the worst 24 hours in GOP history.
(1/50) We begin with the mighty starfish (using the term "animal" loosely). Starfish have no brain and no blood. Instead, they actually use filtered seawater to pump nutrients through their nervous system. Fascinating...
#AnimalFacts
(2/50) This one is wild. Starfish use tiny suction cups to capture prey. But they actually eat inside out - meaning their stomach literally exits their mouth to digest the food & reenters the body when they’re done eating. Much like
@zachdooley
w/a quesadilla.
#AnimalFacts
I've finally done it. After 26 years of life, I've finally managed to get as irrationally upset watching an Auburn basketball game as I do watching Auburn football games. Good times.
We're proud to have
@BuschBeer
as our official beer. You can show your support by purchasing some cool merch. And remember to wet your whistle. It’s for the wetlands.
Job Opportunity!
Colonial Pipeline seeks a Cyber Security Manager to oversee the development of standards and processes for cyber security and lead the recovery from security incidents.
As you get older, Christmas morning loses a bit of novelty and excitement. For me, that feeling has just transferred over to the first football Saturday. It’s the best day of the year.
#WDE
(16/50 continued) Peter the Anteater's team, led by redshirt junior guard Max Hazzard, will face off against
#4
Kansas State at 2pm ET on Friday. Safe to say my new Cinderella favorite will absolutely be the underrated, 30-win, Big West Conference tournament Champion Anteaters.
Metro says it's reaching out to riders who were on the Blue Line train that derailed last week to offer a $21 SmarTrip credit, but some affected riders think the compensation isn't enough.
(32/50) The T-Rex lived on an island continent called Laramidia, which you may recognize as present-day western North America. That's right folks, the T-Rex was American 🇺🇸. Though it's not known for certain, their average lifespan is estimated to be around 30 years,
#AnimalFacts
(13/50) Lets revisit that *mainly* in regards to their diet. They can also eat some plants, including the appropriately named aardvark cucumber. Naturally, it’s a win-win for both - the aardvark gets to eat a delicious cucumber while spreading seeds with its feces.
#AnimalFacts
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi's office has confirmed the speaker got her hair cut indoors in a San Francisco salon, but released a statement claiming she didn't know she'd done anything wrong.
The Ducks are back in DC! For the first time since 2020, DU senior leaders & volunteers are gathered in the nation's capital to meet with members of Congress & their staff to advocate for essential conservation programs in the
#FarmBill
.
#DuckPolicy
Finally started watching
#TheLastDance
last night, and I couldn't stop thinking about how Steve Kerr looks exactly the same now as he did when he played for the Bulls.
The problem is, he looked like he was 54 in 1997.
Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.
For the life of me, I don’t know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions.
I can't believe I almost let the day get away from me without holding
@zachdooley
's feet to the fire for that whoopin
@AuburnMBB
put on the Wildcats Saturday.
It's time to learn about some animals!
Your 1st animal is...drumroll please...the mighty SEA HORSE.
#AnimalFacts
It’s official: the
#AnimalFacts
bet has been renewed for another year for the AU vs. UK 🏀 game next week. Myself and
@zachdooley
. Just like last year, loser tweets 50 facts about 5 animals of the winner’s choosing.
Let’s go
@AuburnMBB
I need you!
@CollegeGameDay
It’s official: the
#AnimalFacts
bet has been renewed for another year for the AU vs. UK 🏀 game next week. Myself and
@zachdooley
. Just like last year, loser tweets 50 facts about 5 animals of the winner’s choosing.
Let’s go
@AuburnMBB
I need you!
@CollegeGameDay
So I lost a bet to
@zachdooley
thanks to Auburn basketball getting blown out by UK. But the real winners are my 123 twitter followers who will now be treated to 50 straight days of
#AnimalFacts
. 5 different animals, 10 facts each, animals selected by Zach. Without further ado...