mom: the mailwoman just came, there's a letter f-
me: MALE WOMAN?!??! (an awooga sound plays, my eyes bulge out of my head, my tongue rolls out on the ground like a red carpet. i forget about the mail, which was a jury summons, and as a result spend 90 days in jail)
Let’s cum, let’s meet up and cum. Let’s cum. ASAP. Let’s meet right now. Whenever you see this Live, DM me the addy. Let’s stroke it up, let’s shoot it out.
@stackablecups
@sidurgulovemail
man, i remember back in high school when we'd beat up people with foot fetishes. we'd say, "this'll learn ya, feet-liker!" and all the teachers would stand up and clap
"I LIKE TRANS" shirt on sale now! Available for the next 4 weeks then gone forever. 150% of profits will be donated to
@Genderintell
. Happy
#PrideMonth
y'all x
me: babe help! they trapped me in a loading screen 😱 i'm being forced to dispense helpful tips! 😨 earthquake doesn't deal damage to flying enemies ☝️
gf: *mashing A to try and get me to stop talkimg*
@avyjae
@LeosBoots
@boocanan
@acosmos
he died in metal gear 2, but came back as a cyborg in metal gear solid 1 (and died again), and was sooort of present in metal gear solid 2, but it's debated which parts of metal gear solid 2 are real and which parts are VR simulations
@SkinnyTuna
r/Spoons
u/clippyFan95: Hey guys, spoon n00b here. Any advice on where to start? Silver seems like a solid choice (pun intended 🙂) but I hear plastic is very versatile. Any brands I should avoid? Thanks in advance.
u/spoonFreak: Mods??
@nataliesdilemma
@JanetLebeau
@jazz_inmypants
i literally watched the devil wears prada for the first time in my life today, and i have to say that andy's friends taking her work phone after she literally JUST gave them like 30k in gifts made my blood boil. more on the writers tho. made no sense to me.
i can't believe wario goes around saying "have a rotten day" to people... i just had one and i wouldn't wish this upon anyone. and, mind you, he takes pleasure in telling people this .
don't call yourself open-minded, liberal, leftist, progressive, say you fight for social justice, etc., if you make autistic people feel bad for the way they are. fake as fuck. messy. disgusting. ugly. bad bad bad, no bueno.