Jonathan LaPaglia
@JLa_Paglia
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GEORGE, u may've just missed your coronation again but u executed a masterful game! Fearless with every move, strategically level 5, and able to whip impossible votes, you were the engine that drove this season. Thank you for a helluva entertaining ride! 👑
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Well I think Osher smashed the Reunion show (I know he’s gunning for my job) That’s it for All Stars. Hope you enjoyed it. A huge THANK YOU for watching and being so invested on socials (except the person who said I was looking old) Without you there is no show ❤️
#SurvivorAU
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DAVID you are without a doubt worthy of the title of ALL STAR SOLE SURVIVOR! 👑 U completely dominated every aspect of the game…socially…strategically…physically (well maybe Brooke got you here) and took it to a whole new level never seen in OZ before.
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I imagine there won’t be a dry eye in Australia tonight. Luke, you are a great guy and a great player and you found your way into all our hearts. You would have been a worthy winner but Survivor is a brutal game that spares no one. Very well played my brutha! 🤙👑
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Just wanted to say I loved everyone’s spirited response this season! Whether good, bad or ugly it means that you are engaged with the show. And I’ve said it before…and I’ll say it again…without you, the audience, there is no show. So thank you for watching!
Until next time 🤙🏻
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ALL HAIL the QUEEN! Congrats on fulfilling your childhood dream HAYLEY. You are undeniably a well rounded and worthy champion of this game. You are SOLE SURVIVOR BRAINS v BRAWN!
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Oh STEVIE, we are cryin’ 😭 It’s one thing to be blindsided because you are a threat, it’s another to be collateral damage in a power struggle. You brought heart to the game and will be sorely missed 💔
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Hope everyone enjoyed the season! I want to thank the crew for absolutely killing themselves, the players for committing 💯 and making it a super fun game to watch and most importantly you, the audience. Without you guys watching and supporting, there would be no show 🙏🏻
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The look on the OG HEROES faces when LIZ played the idol for SHONEE……PRICELESS!!!! 🤣💦
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Pia you smiled your way through 23 assassinations and proved you are undoubtedly ......
........Australia’s SOLE SURVIVOR 2019!!!
#SurvivorAU
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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So devastating to have a family emergency of this magnitude and be so far away from home. Lee, you are a considerate player with a huge heart and great sense of humor….you will be very much missed in the game my friend. God bless 🙏
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FRASER, you got caught in GEORGE’s crossfire, but when you’re playing with a Grandmaster…..no one is safe 🤷♂️ Glory or Death!
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I know many of you are still patiently waiting for “Sue’s Big Move” so I don’t say this lightly, but tonight’s tribal is without a doubt the wildest and craziest I’ve ever experienced! Be sure to tune in 7:30 on 10 for the ride of your life. You will not be disappointed! 🔥🔥🔥
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You played a deliciously cutting game, won the most important challenge and took out the King! Congrats LIZ….you are SOLE SURVIVOR HEROES vs VILLAINS!!! 💪🏻🥳🎉🍾
#SurvivorAU
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Well SAM, your alliance only had a 66.66% chance of getting it right….even with a message in the bottle 🥴 Hope SHAUN bought you a really nice case of beer! 🍺
#SurvivorAU
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LIZ is hilarious…..”Let’s bring a slice of cucumber back and tell SIMON its an idol!” 🤣
#SurvivorAU
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Damn SHONEE! Take a cruise with a bunch of pirates and you’ll end up overboard! Thanks for playing for the 3rd time….we love all your great
#shontent
🍸
#SurvivorAU
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@shoneefairfax
you played from the bottom the entire game but still managed some wicked revenge BLINDSIDES and won Individual Immunity TWICE with your ‘bag-o-special skills’….all the while wearing your signature smile 😁 So fun to watch!
#SurvivorAU
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They extended the edit of the Immunity Challenge but
@shoneefairfax
won it in 3 1/2 mins!!! Amazing stuff! It ain’t easy……when we were testing it took me 30 mins. 👏👏👏
#SurvivorAU
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Whataya mean you’ll be watching MAFS tonight?! Don’t make me come over there and do some Kung-Fu on yo ass!
#SurvivorAU
Heroes v Villains continues 7:30 on 10!
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Be yourself, back yourself
U defied all the odds Kristie
U lived your dream
U r Australia’s SOLE SURVIVOR 2016!
#SurvivorAU
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CARA, what a wonderfully selfless act so rarely seen in this game. Now the Survivor Gods have rewarded you with a 2nd chance….go give ‘em hell 👊🏻
#SurvivorAU
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Welcome to
#Survachelor
….23 women with nothing but the clothes on their backs must work together and learn to adapt or be voted out….what could possibly go wrong? 🤷♂️
#SurvivorAU
#TheBachelorAU
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HAYLEY: So when you picked us for the reward, you had a plan in mind right?
SIMON: Ah…..no.
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Just wrapped shooting…..new season of
#SurvivorAU
coming your way soon….ish.
🦸♀️ v 🦹♂️ early 2023!
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And on the 7th day, God decided it was time for the cowgirl to saddle up and ride her pony home 🤠
#macedonianjesus
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Because of the pandemic I can’t make the reunion show. Rather than scrap the whole darn thing we give you...
#Survachelor
🌹I’ll be popping in to say hi via satellite but my mate Osher will be on the ground handing out roses. Oh....and we might even announce the winner🥴7:30 on 10
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SHAUN: For 22 days I’ve kept the idol silent so ffs SIMON…..GET YOUR FACE BETTER!
#SurvivorAU
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Ooooo….savagery from MATT, “I jumped on the right boat and the OG HEROES are left drowning with no lifeguard in sight” 😈
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Has GEORGE played the best game in Samoa by a country mile? 🤔 Love him or hate him, I’d say that’s hard to argue with….but I know you will 🤪
#SurvivorAU
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Play time is over. Back in the office busy making the next season of
#SurvivorAU
…..and it’s shaping up to be a ripper!
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Challenge test
#1
……………..officially host proof ✅
#SurvivorAU
🩸v💧starts TONIGHT! 7:30 on 10!
#slipnslide
#hillshoist
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Just checked in on
@luketoki
gofundme page and was stunned. Almost $550k and still growing! I knew Luke was popular but....wow! Such amazing support and generosity from all his fans. Looks like we had 2 winners this year ✌️
#SurvivorAU
#twitter
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The PLAYERS….nice and clean….before we destroy them on BLOOD v WATER 👹
#SurvivorAU
starts JAN 31 on 10, 10play and Paramount+
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Dave, u truly played a tremendous game but, alas, all good things come to an end. Kudos to the tribe 4 putting u down in the most humane way possible. Proudly accessorize your outfits with that idol my brutha! 🤟🏻
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JORDIE, JORDIE, JORDIE…a wise man once said, “If you’re going up against a stacked deck, you better play your ace…or say goodbye to the JOKER” 🤦♂️
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Great pitch from both girls. I only wish Sharn had driven home the fact that she tried to save Mat by playing her idol for him. 50 days of food & sleep deprivation is not your friend at that final tribal 😩
#SurvivorAU
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We back! New season 2022….with twists on the side 😉
BLOOD vs WATER 🩸💦
#SurvivorAU
#twistlite
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That TC was both a lesson in how to perfectly play an idol, and how to waste a perfectly good one 🥴 Revenge is a dish best served cold Daisy…and that was just plain COLD!
#giddyup
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OMG this tribal is soooooo long. I wish JLP would shut up and get on with the vote already 😡
#SurvivorAU
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John you are a top bloke! It was a pleasure to have you on the show! Not just the women mate, I reckon all of Australia is gonna be spewin’ you won’t be around for a cheeky swim and a flick of the mullet! 🤙
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Everyone does indeed love a blindside SIMON, and that one was JAW-DROPPINGLY GOOD! You’re a challenge beast and a game player but I hope you learned your lesson: Never ever ignore the omen of a broken thong! 😏
#SurvivorAU
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Thank you BEN for having the good sense not to also try play your idol clue! 🙏
#cookieidol
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That's it folks! Hope u enjoyed the season! Until next time....grab your torch and head back to camp. Goodnight! 🤓
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Tarz, you are the salt of the earth my friend, the definition of absolute loyalty. Without a doubt the most honorable player this game has seen 🙏 Namaste
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Lee, our thoughts are with you and your family dealing with this heartbreaking loss 💔
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Harry, it was fun to watch you squeeze through some impossibly small cracks and subtly manipulate your way through the crowd. Just like Rocky Road ice cream, your game was sweet and full of surprises! Well done! 🍨🍦
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Absolutely devastating for FLICK. We are so sorry for your loss. Our thoughts are with you and your family and commend you for your courage to continue.
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Congratulations MARK you made the most of your second chance and waged a helluva battle to become………….. SOLE SURVIVOR BLOOD vs WATER!!! 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻
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GEORGE is hilarious, “There’s no difference between SAM and DAVID. One’s a Patata and one’s a Potato” 😂
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I pitched DES vs TROY for this new season of
#SurvivorAU
💪🏻💪🏻 The producers didn’t get it 🤷♂️ So we are going with BLOOD vs WATER
Coming early 2022
#tshirtoptional
#destroy
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A prophetic ending for a great player. Mat’s assessment of Russell as someone who was 'over confident and underestimated his opponents' ended up being his own epitaph. RIP Matty 🎚
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U were calm without being complacent. Vigilant without being paranoid. Like a champion competitor u were always in the moment and not focused on the result.
Congratulations Shane u r SOLE SURVIVOR 2018!!! 🎉
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The players think this challenge looks like torture. What they don’t know is that half way through we are planning to set the apparatus on fire 🔥😈🔥
#SurvivorAU
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I was so bummed that NINA had to be pulled from the game. She was shaping up to be a GREAT player. Clearly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
#legacy
👸🏼
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Why, why, why did they cut out Lydia winning pizza and getting Shane to squawk like a bird to beg for a piece???! Best part of the auction! 😩
#SurvivorAU
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My love letter to CHRISSY; “Come to 'Tribunal Council ‘ tonight and meet me by the podium when no one is looking. I have something special for you 😉. With undying love, JLP”
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Umm Sharn……in S28 Woo took Tony to the final tribal so he could sit next to the ‘biggest player’ at the end……it didn’t work out so well for him. Blindside Dave NOW!!! 👊🏻
#SurvivorAU
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SIMON is 💯 right that MATT and GERRY will never get any credit as long as they stay in GEORGE’s shadow. In the end you need moves that are demonstrably yours to convince the Jury you are worthy 🤷♂️
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Nova being upset about lying in Survivor is like being upset there’s sand on the beach 😫
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Possibly the best moment at tribal this season when David says ‘I haven’t won immunity, what?' and Brooke, without missing a beat, smacks him down ‘Lift ya game, what?’……BOOM 🎤
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Congrats MATT on taking the 1st Individual Immunity……but how about that performance from NINA?!
#crazy
⭐️
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Holy shitballs! That was one of the closest challenges we’ve ever had! And how about Ben and Paige using sign language?! Amazing! 🤯
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GEORGE explaining the plan is comedy GOLD. It’s like the scene in Holy Grail where the King instructs the guards to keep the Prince from leaving the tower 😂
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Never easy snuffing someone’s torch particularly
@luketoki
who I know really needed the money. You may not have won the title of Sole Survivor but you won our hearts. The People’s Champ, you are still The King Of The Jungle baby! 🤙
#kingofthejungle
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Finally, it was the twist of voting out a Jury member that left them GOOPED!…..except LIZ, who naturally wanted to stab me 🤪
#SurvivorAU
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Damn that was funny when SIMON stumbled on the Batman quote and went for take 2 only to get it back to front 👉GOLD! Bless him and his
#cookieidol
😂
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JESSE…. Survivor Rule
#1
: Tell no one about your idol (ok Sam busted you, so I’ll give you a pass on this one) but... Rule
#2
: NEVER EVER give your idol to anyone 🤦♀️
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This is what the ring looked like at the challenge test. Some mods were made to make it more suitable for a family friendly show 🥴
#SurvivorAU
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GEORGE explaining how he uses his poker tactics applying pressure to expose cracks……..and the rest of the tribe looking on gobsmacked 😂
#SurvivorAU
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Well done HAYLEY staying alive as long as you did with the ‘Winner’s Curse’ on your head….but this Kingdom has room for only one Royal 👑
#SurvivorAU
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Never assume anything in Survivor! Especially tonight! 😲
#SurvivorAU
madness continues 7:30 on 10!
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Moana, 49 days ain’t too bad at all! You played a quiet but lethal game, lurking in the shadows methodically pulling gangsta moves. You really came to life at TC this season and I thoroughly enjoyed your input. Well done🤘
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For those of you still waiting for Sue’s Big Move we hope you’ll accept instead Abbey, savagely sending her pin-up idol Blacky to Exile to take on Crazy Daisy 🤪
#SurvivorAU
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Oh yes SIMON, the best way to win over CARA is to ask her about menopause 🤦♀️
#smoothoperator
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I love GEORGE having none of it, “There’s no loose lips, there was no flipping, a decision was made and that’s that…let’s go have a swing on the Hammock of Control” 😂
#SurvivorAU
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GEORGE just strolling through the challenge with a shit eating grin….hilarious 😂
#SurvivorAU
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SANDRA’s super power is knowing how to read the room and adapting. She’s the QUEEN for a reason 🤷♂️
#SurvivorAU
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That was brilliant, SIMON commiserating with GEORGE on the whereabouts of his white cruising hat!
#allaboard
👌🏻
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