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A real account by Comedian J-L Cauvin to try and undo the damage done to his first account by past and present owners of Twit/X
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Old fans, new fans, only fans & ceiling fans - please make sure that you're signed up for my monthly newsletter. It's the only way to be sure that info about live shows, specials, albums, etc reaches you beyond social media algorithms - bottom of my website homepage (link in bio)
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If Americans could just be honest with themselves, it is clear that a Hunter Biden-Lauren Boebert sex tape is the one thing that would bring the country together
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Don Jr had his Twitter hacked!
YT threaded below for subs and shares
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So far I have gotten 1% of my first Twitter account to migrate to this account. I am overwhelmed by the support of my fans who won't follow a free account on the site they already follow me on, simply to help my posts be seen more. Truly blessed.
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We say goodbye to Two Queens today.
Sandra Day O'Connor & George Santos
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Mike Pence is leaving the Presidential race to spend more time with Dwight Howard
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EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Donald Trump watching Ivanka Trump testify in court
YT threaded below for subs & shares
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Biden to UAW: I'm pro union, I support you & if not for Joe Manchin I would've given tax breaks for union manufacturing
Trump: Fu*k unions. My policies are anti-union. I never pay workers. But I do hate "those people!"
But it's Biden's fault that "working class whites" vote GOP
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Donald Trump demands that Bob Menendez resign immediately.
YooToob & hat links below for sharing & ordering
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Mitch McConnell is thrilled that Joe Manchin is not running for re-election
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YOOOOOOO I just got named checked by
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@rodimusprime
@SayDatAgain
!!! What a great pick me up during my hourly "I need to quit comedy" thought.
Great episode on so many levels. Even without me being named
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If you missed Trump's take down of Sidney Powell:
And remember - Salt Lake City this Saturday (10/28) - link in bio
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A reminder that this year I released not one, but 2 new stand up albums. Buy, download, stream them on Apple, Tidal 0r Amazon (the special of Tall Boy is free on my YT).
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I really thought Russell Brand talking was the worst thing he could do. I can admit when I am wrong.
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No rescue is complete though until Elon Musk has accused someone of being a pedo
Breaking News: After more than 16 days, rescuers began pulling out dozens of Indian construction workers who were trapped inside a Himalayan road tunnel.
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Imagine hating science and women enough to voluntarily consume this man's voice
Russell Brand amassed millions of fans with his conspiracy theory-minded podcast. Now, amid sex-assault allegations against him, they’ve become his whole world.
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Disney+ is playing Snow White in 4K. Republicans complaining that she should be portrayed in 3K
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Thank you for joining this page - as you can see 308 have heeded my call... out of 126,000 - which tells you the combination of Twitter shadowbanning and fan apathy I am dealing with!
This page will become my focus in September.
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Toy Story NFL makes sense since Buzz Lightyear appears to have CTE for most of the first film
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3 weeks from tonight I am headlining City Winery in Pittsburgh with my friend
@PeteDominick
Please get your tix & tell your friends! Link in bio
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My special, HALF-BLACKFACE comes out January 2, 2024. I guarantee it will be "The Best Special of 2024" until at least January 10th and perhaps longer.
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Got flagged by my credit card company because on Giving Tuesday, the first thing scammers do is make donations to ALS and Leukemia... for the 4th consecutive year.
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Donald Trump watches Ivanka testify (full vid)
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The Golden Bachelor prediction: each woman who asks to use condoms will not get an Ensure (their version of a rose)
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9 months done for 2023 & my top 4 movies remain unchanged
The Covenant
Oppenheimer
Past Lives
Dungeons & Dragons
Favorite comedy (all due respect to the very enjoyable Barbie): The Outlaws on Netflix.
This was for the zero people who asked.
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RITTTCCCCHHHHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE - DON'T GET VACCINATED!!!!!!
Esai Morales, who's a MAGA Republican, is currently in a Twitter space with thousands of listeners, spewing right wing talking points and vaccine disinformation.
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Mitch McConnell warns Kevin McCarthy to "Stop The Shutdown"
(let's share the sh*t out of the video... please)
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In honor of Mike Pence quitting the 2024 race, I am releasing another episode of Mike Pence Gayming from the paywall. Enjoy (and share!) Mike Pence playing God of War
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On the west coast folks:
See me Thursday as part of the Peacock LA show
Or see me headline Flappers in Burbank on Friday
Or see me headline in Salt Lake City
Show links are threaded below - get your tix asap
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Trump connects Bob Menendez to the Menendez Brothers:
Get your Make Prison Great Again hat while supplies last
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New episodes of Rain On Your Parade every Thursday wherever you listen to pods (or on my YT channel). Here's a clip from the most recent ep where I discuss seeing Andrew Dice Clay twice this year
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Zach Wilson looks like Ronan Farrow and plays football like Ronan Farrow
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Salt Lake City THIS SATURDAY
I will be on ESPN radio in SLC on Friday to promote.
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Don Jr discusses being hacked on Twitter/X
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Florida shows in February. Details coming soon. It has been 5 years since my last gig in Florida. Finally!
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If you want more comedy from me this year I have 2 weekly podcasts, 2 YT channels, 10 albums you can stream & a bonus content platform that is very cheap (pay-tree-on is how it is pronounced but if you write it with correct spelling it gets stifled by the algorithm
Link in bio!
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I am seeing the Hunger Games prequel, which I always assumed would be... Hungry Eyes
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This week's Rain on Your Parade is out wherever you listen to pods or on my YT channel. Give it a try if you haven't and leave a review wherever you listen if you are enjoying the show!
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If you are a fan of mine go join my patreon!
-Exclusive stand up clips
-Exclusive sketches
-Multiple bonus podcasts every month
-My acclaimed monthly book review show
-Monthly live chats on zoom
-Keeps my bills paid
-Only $3 a month
Patreon dot com/JLCauvin
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The NBA in-season tournament has the same stakes as comedy club roast battles.
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I was really hoping the John Wick hotel had started as a Hampton Inn
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People often mistake the Immaculate Conception for Jesus' conception, when it is actually Mary's. But to be fair the Gospel every I.C. is about the conception of Jesus.
It's like the opposite of Friday the 13th. It stars Jason's Mom, but you still think of it as a Jason movie
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New this week:
On my Patreon: 3 new stand up videos, a bonus podcast & a new book review
YT & Podcasts: Trump & Cory Booker vids, new Making Podcasts Great Again & Rain On Your Parade eps
Plus "Make Prison Great Again" hats now shipping to Canada
Link in bio for all & more
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Celebrate labor day by listening to me on
@PeteDominick
's show and then getting tickets to see us in Pittsburgh in October!
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This week's RAIN ON YOUR PARADE is now up on all podcast platforms and on my YT if you prefer to watch me while you listen to me.
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NEW MAKING PODCASTS GREAT AGAIN IS OUT WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODS.
Here is Donald Trump defending P Diddy on this week's episode.
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I really thought Roy Wood Jr (or to be honest Hasan Minhaj) would have been great hosting The Daily Show.
I guess the obvious choice now is Greg Gutfeld
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If you prefer to watch Rain on your Parade (rather than listen on podcast platforms) this week's episode "Taylor Swift Haters" is now on my YT
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Good morning!
This month I'm in Pitt, LA & SLC
Special occasion for a friend or relative? Get a cameo!
Can't make a show? Get my new album Half Blackface, or a Make Prison Great Again hat & join my patreon!
No money? Gross. But my new podcast is free!
All links in bio.
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New episode of Rain on Your Parade is available on YooToob, but not yet audio so if you are fiending for that scathing social commentary and witty banter - go to my YT channel already!
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Donald Trump cannot believe Coco Gauff just won the US Open
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Killers of the Flower Moon was a phenomenal book. I don't remember the Oklahoma tribe listening to the Rolling Stones in the book, but I am guessing Scorsese will rectify that historical error.
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Donald Trump's Fraud trial testimony LEAKED
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GREAT episode (start to finish folks) of Rain on Your Parade is now up on all podcast platforms.
YT will be out tomorrow for those that like to watch their pods.
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Headlining in Newark, NJ THIS Friday - get tix asap at JLComedy dot com
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New episode ("Men in Crisis") of Rain on Your Parade is out! If you like my comedy you should listen. If you like my social commentary you should listen. Available wherever you listen to pods.
Also you can watch every episode on my YouTube
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Make sure you subscribe to Rain on Your Parade on your preferred podcast platform (or watch on my YT)
Are big cities as bad as Republicans say? Another clip from the most recent Rain on Your Parade podcast (listen on all pod platforms or watch on my YT)
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Last month to order your MAKE PRISON GREAT AGAIN hat from my site. Go now and thank you in advance - good gift for the J-L fan/Trump hater in your life
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Great new bonus episode up on the Pay Tree On. New Rain on Your Parade on all podcast platforms later today. Enjoy!
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Last week's Rain on Your Parade is finally up on YT if you prefer to watch pods.
This week's new episode will be up on YT and all podcast platforms Thursday
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My 9th and 10th albums were released this year (Tall Boy & Half Blackface). A 10th Saw film was also released. Which has been more upsetting and depressing - the Saw film franchise or my comedy career? The DeNiro-Pacino debate for our times!
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This week's SNJL (last edition til the real SNL returns) - my best sketches from the week - enjoy, share, subscribe, etc
Trump Rejects Gag Order
Mitch McConnell Tells Kevin McCarthy to Keep Government Open:
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New public episode of J-L's Book Club - I review Unscripted (about the CBS Viacom scandals) and Apropos of Nothing (Woody Allen's autobiography). This is a good one (new patreon book review later this week - those are 6 months ahead).
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Now that the NHL and the NBA are back it is time to unleash this one:
James Harden is the Black version of Mika Zibanejad or vice versa
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This week's episode of RAIN ON YOUR PARADE is now up wherever you listen to pods. Enjoy! We discuss Lauren Boebert's hands, John Fetterman's shorts and lots more!
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PITTSBURGH TONIGHT - CITY WINERY
Later this month - Los Angeles and Salt Lake City shows
All ticket links in bio
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Rain On Your Parade Ep 6: Cupcakes & Rock Music
Apple:
Spotify:
YouTube:
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A new ep of my book club show is public on my YT! Great book, greater review - if you want to be up to date on the book review show (and tons of other exclusive content) - my patreon is the place for you
You can also now leave "super thanks" (tips) on any of my YT vids!
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My new special comes out January 2, 2024 but as an appetizer enjoy TALL BOY, which came out this Summer
My first special is out folks! Link in bio.
I've also spent hours reorganizing my YouTube channels to highlight my best all time best work & to give my impressions their own playlists so you can find your favs.
/JLCauvin
/TrumpThe Internet
Hope you enjoy & share it all!
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Grand Opening. Grand closing.
Breaking News: Representative Tom Emmer of Minnesota, the No. 3 House Republican, dropped his bid for speaker hours after he was nominated. A backlash from the right, including Donald Trump, sank his candidacy.
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New episode of Rain on Your Parade is up! Listen wherever you listen to podcasts
And don't forget - 2 shows in Los Angeles next week and Salt Lake City in 2 weeks. Get your tix and spread the word! Pod & ticket links in my bio
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If you like my comedy join patreon dot com/JLCauvin
It is only 3 bucks a month & you get:
-my monthly book review show
-weekly bonus podcasts
-exclusive stand up clips
-exclusive sketches
-Star Trek video of me at 13 at Universal Studios
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Next book up is some light reading to remind me of peak Yankees in these dark days...
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J-L fans - this is a one time, dirt cheap chance to get the GOAT of cameo. Read the full post below and get on it while they last (37 left or November 30th, whichever comes first)
For anyone who has never ordered a cameo from me or wants to order a new one for the holidays or just because, this is the time to do it folks. Seriously - 75% off for a limited time. Watch the video and then order asap
Cameo dot com/JLCauvin (don't use the app)
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The show is up wherever you listen to pods, but it is also on my YT
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This week's Rain On Your Parade is now up on YT, if you prepare to watch vs listen (show goes up every Thursday on all pod platforms). Hope you enjoy it!
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If you have never listened to my podcast, this week should be more than enough to convert you. Rain On Your Parade Ep 6: Cupcakes & Rock Music is 10/10. Enjoy on Apple, Spotify or YouTube (threaded below)
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This episode just went up and it is A+
Available on all podcast platforms and my YT channel
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All my current travel adventures in video and podcast form are on my patreon. So much there over the last week (and the last 2 years) - join up folks!
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