The GOAT of Hoosier Political Parodies. I was featured on WISH-TV with
@ShellaWish
. No person or topic off limits. You don’t know who I am. *Bona Fide Parody*
Don’t misunderstand my silence. I’m dancing over the fact
@MeganEStoner
is in jail. And will be for a while.
But there is a deep secret someone is hiding. Someone who aided Megan but pretended they wanted her caught.
And I have the evidence.
Stay tuned.
BREAKING: Megan Stoner’s Tesla was repossessed. Also, it may have been illegally obtained. Can’t release more than that. Since the Facebook group is disabled for whatever reason, please spread far and wide across all social media.
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
@ChroniclesMegan
EXCLUSIVE: Megan Stoner has confessed that she stole the identity of Abbi Espi, former roommate, in order to illegally obtain a Tesla from a leasing/subscription service. This is just the tip of the iceberg in this saga.
I’ve heard from a reliable law enforcement source that the FBI is looking into a claim that Megan Stoner was attempting to defraud a bail bondsman. Stay tuned for updates!
Manipulative
@MeganEStoner
is getting a national story written about her. In order to bully author
@adamwren
(truce for now bro), she was going to tell him she was planning her funeral because of him. This is just the beginning of what I’ll release my friends.
@ChroniclesMegan
#StonerWatch
- Meg is currently jobless in community corrections. According to HamCo Corrections insiders, they are seeing her drag her feet to get a job. She’s come up with every excuse, including her stupid club foot. The only thing she’s actively applying to are political jobs
I love Vero, and I’m not necessarily saying she’s done anything wrong, but let me be clear: she does not speak for me. There was nothing in my conversation with her where I said I was not going to publicize the dry rot I discovered.
And I better not get blocked from the group.
BREAKING:
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
may have submitted falsified or misleading documents to the court regarding her specialized driving permit. Several sources seem to have this same info, and are preparing to forward to the BMV. She’s not trying to change, she’s still scamming!
.
@MeganEStoner
, it’s time. Do the right thing. Turn yourself in, get a deal, do your time, get help, and get back to life. The more you run, the worse it will be. Step up and do the right thing. It’s over.
EXCLUSIVE: Megan Stoner sent a copy of her bail receipt to a number of people and one of them sent it to me! This is a confirmed bail bondsman near the jail she would have been sent to. This also confirms that she is out on bond.
Megan Stoner is an idiot. She begged others to ask me to talk to her about her plea. I created a profile to talk to her in the jail app. What does she do? Avoids talking about it. So I blocked her gargantuan ass. She’s in solitary confinement for bad behavior. Enjoy jail asswipe!
Finally, she got in trouble for her unauthorized social media post and her phone/text privileges were suspended as punishment. Not sure when/if she will get them back.
Stay tuned for more on the false insurance docs, fake license, DUI, Utah case, and so much more.
Cake-in-a-jar slammer
@MeganEStoner
has sent her mother, Gayle, to try to get me to reveal my identity. She wants to “meet me in person.” No phone calls or texts. Though she’s texting me. We are a few fries short of a happy meal here. I’ll post the text thread when I’m done.
I released
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
’s confession to two of her crimes, which will be passed on to the prosecutor and applicable victims. Meg’s responses were the best. She’s the predator, yet mad she’s been exposed. This is what you get for lying to me!
There’s many tweets, messages, and recordings of Meg saying exactly opposite of what she is saying here. They WILL be released to the court on his behalf. She is committing defamation right here. Also there’s no
#TeamMeg
I
#StandWithHarry
.
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
Let me go one step further about MegPie. She doesn’t know who I am. She has nothing on me. I got close to her for a long time to extract information to thwart her efforts. I remained silent but also passed along info to people and the police. We are not friends, we aren’t close.
I’m confirming before I post it, but I’ve heard a wild story coming out of community corrections about Manatee Meg that will make her floor-shitting look like she was singing the hallelujah chorus.
I’ll post as soon as I confirm it.
So, southern blob Gayle Stoner CONTINUES to call me and text me, wanting to talk to Jake! Megan’s fake boyfriend (or the name of her left hand)! I don’t know how many times I’ve told her he isn’t real. Should I pretend to be him and record her calls??
The Megan Stoner verdict was absolute bullshit. She’ll be in jail another 100+ days and then on work release for a year. Stole $100k+, continues to lie, and will absolutely offend again.
She’s a felon, that’s what’s important. But the Hoosier justice system has failed.
@MeganEStoner
@Thecupcake2016
Friends of
@MeganEStoner
, it’s over. She has been arrested after evading 2 different arrest warrants for weeks. She’s charged with felony fraud. Don’t give her any money, she’ll be in jail for a while.
Continuing on
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
, what she doesn’t realize is over 20 people have reported the GoFundMe for fraud, and the one “hater” requested a refund for fraud - only doing so to warn others of her deception. Giggle away, MegPie.
The great manipulator,
@MeganEStoner
, works hard to keep Haribo under her thumb, which is not fair to him. She literally dictates what he can read and who he can talk to in order to control her false image. If I were him, I’d run like a bat out of hell!
Gayle Stoner keeps calling me. And she keeps calling me Jake (Megan’s fake boyfriend’s name…. or the name of her left hand). I keep telling her I won’t take phone calls, only text. So far, radio silence.
There are a lot of people who “claim” to know Megan Stoner’s current situation. In fact, very few actually know. I am one of them. Most others are just seeking attention or are trying to milk the Megan story they were barely apart of. Don’t listen to those jokers. More to come.
Because of the events that took place yesterday, the Mustache is halting all political commentary for a few days.
Megan Stoner commentary is not included.
Everyone in political circles are laughing their asses off that she has the audacity to apply. Meg doesn’t want to work at a McDonalds or the like b/c she doesn’t want to get “embarrassed” and fall from her perceived grace, which the cow doesn’t seem to realize that ship sailed.
Here, we have a predator disguised as a victim. Lying, cheating and scamming to get you to give her money and for you to feel sorry for her. She’s hurt hundreds. She’s going to jail. She can’t run forever, she’ll never win.
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
@ChroniclesMegan
Your friendly mustache wants to remind you that Megan won’t get away. Her bail will be revoked next week, the current warrant will stand. A new BIG case is in the works. Indy police may have let her go for no reason, but next week ends the party.
@MeganEStoner
@ChroniclesMegan
People should ask Lisa Moyer about her *alleged* role in Megan’s transportation and accommodations while she avoided arrest warrants.
I don’t want to release evidence since it’s been given to the police. Let’s just say her version and the police theory differ. That’s all.
Mustache is aware that Megan Stoner is claiming she has a plea deal. She does not (or at least not the one she’s claiming). She’s using the claim to get attention.
You did this to yourself, moonpie. You destroy every relationship you’re in. You attack every person you know. You claim sexual assault by people whom you’ve never been in the same room with! You’re a fraud. You reap what you sow.
@themeg16
@MeganEStoner
Bad day to be
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
. Trying to flee while not paying her lawyer! The scamster strikes again! When will it be enough to be in violation of her bail? Time to sit her ass in jail!
Yesterday,
@MeganEStoner
filed a petition to move out of state pro se even though she had an attorney. Court struck down her petition. Today, there’s a motion filed to withdraw. One can speculate it’s either the pro se filing or attorney withdrawing his appearance. Stay tuned.
#StonerWatch
Update:
1. Meg has yet to obtain a job, continuing to make excuses for each vacancy (amputated foot, not her thing, blah blah).
2. Meg is in deep water in both Elwood and Anderson court cases. Possibility of jail time is high with her new felony. She’s worried.
Want to know Megan’s excuse for driving (and continuing to drive) suspended? She says she thought the lawyer could just “order” her license be magically unsuspended by submitting paperwork for a Hardship License to the court. Judge be damned!
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
It’s real. Gayle is dead. But Megan is still using the death to scam money. Be sad for her mom’s death, but don’t let her use this sad situation to circumvent the community corrections process.
She’s also lying to a number of people that she’s already been approved for immediate release and electronic monitoring as long as she gets a HamCo address. The court nor corrections has authorized that. No one would rent to a 3x evicted felon with no job anyway.
Megan Stoner Jail Update:
Same old shit, different jail stay 😎
One day she’s remorseful, the next day it’s everybody’s fault but hers. One day she’s happy she doesn’t have to work, other days she demands re-entering politics. (1/2)
When
@MeganEStoner
got out of jail, I urged her to get a public defender. She has zero dollars. But the ungrateful shrew felt she was too good for a public defender, and now her lawyer is running for the hills. We have another
#StonerStumble
!
Someone tell Napoleon
@cdiegomorales
that he looks stupid standing on his tip-toes for every photo now to make him look taller. We are all laughing at you. You’re short, live with it.
Last night, the Elwood Police Department executed their arrest warrant on the Stoner residence. Megan was conveniently not there, seeming to have left just before arrival. Gayle UpdaStoner pretended not to be home. Megan is quite clearly evading this warrant.
.
@adamwren
- beware. If this is true, she won’t tell you the whole truth. Just enough to get herself out of this (in her mind).
Adam may have me muted because I fight him on other stuff, could someone else make sure he sees this?
@themeg16
@MeganEStoner
Dead or not, she’s scamming for money. She tweeted her money apps, I called her out, she deleted the tweet with my warning and wrote a new one. Also, if she’s dead, how are you seeing her a final time,
@MeganEStoner
? She’s either scamming on her dead mom or scamming while lying.
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM. Bimbo is using her mom’s death to SCAM people out of money. Spread the word, and don’t give this bottom-feeding seacow-eating manatee any cash.
@MeganEStoner
, you are nothing more than a FRAUD!
Don’t forget,
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
is actively scamming people right this moment. The teacher scam, the homeless scam. Proof of her latest scam: never paying her rent. Pass the news along to your followers and those who respond to her victim tweets with sympathy.
I’m not saying it’s true yet about Meg’s mom, but I knew what may have been going down. Maybe all you people who think I don’t know what I’m talking about will one day realize I actually know what’s going on. I’ve been right about ALL of it.
Never doubt me again.
The number of people who have tried to guess who I am over the years, and have utterly failed at figuring it out, is amusing. I do feel bad for all the sorry bastards who have to endure the blame I bring them.
Running from the law and then getting caught because of the overwhelming desire to get your cooch fingered isn’t accepting responsibility. It makes you one of America’s stupidest criminals!
I have a resolution recommendation for some of you, including politicians and Megan Stoner:
Don’t be a spineless, limp-wristed, lying, worthless assbag in 2024.
Happy New Year!
91% said keep it. Therefore:
1. My haters can suck my mustache!
2. You’ll never guess who I am. I’m not an obvious person to run this. Stop harassing others.
3. I call out all Dems, Republicans who act like Ds or do stupid shit, Megan Stoner, etc.
4. Don’t like it? Don’t follow!
I received several DMs from people pissed that I attacked a well-respected political figure. While I don’t live in his county, I do think the Megan Stoner case was bungled by their office and should be called out.
So, here’s a poll. Should this account be retired?
3. Meg and Mom aren’t speaking. All of Meg’s cat-piss doused belongings are at her mom’s house. Meg can’t get to them and mom ain’t bringing them.
4. Meg may have made an accusation already about CC staff. No confirmation on this yet, but working on it.
I have spoken.
@jackie28434752
It has been confirmed, she has died. We always mourn for anybody’s loss, but Megan will absolutely scam off her mother‘s death like she did her father’s. Beware.
There is a rumor going around that she may be jailed longer than her current sentence, and that it may not be at HamCo jail.
Let’s hope it’s true! (2/2)
I’ve been blocked, but I’m never really blocked. I’m sure it will change as she gets more desperate. In the meantime, everyone should report these tweets to HamCo Community Corrections.
@MeganEStoner
hasn’t changed, I know for a fact, and she needs to go back to jail.
When
@MicahBeckwith
can’t deliver on any of his promises because the state constitution doesn’t allow a single thing he’s said he will do, I will laugh my mustache off at every single dingleberry that voted for him or supported him.
Well done, morons.
Megan Stoner (
@MeganEStoner
) tried to scam me, and I have a story to tell.
I need to calm down and focus first. But I’m going to tell it here or to someone.
Every dollar given to Megan helps her evade the police. She has two outstanding warrants, and soon there will be a third. Stop enabling this criminal with cash!
I have been notified by several people that Megan Stoner wishes to speak with me. Does anyone who has spoken to her or spoke to people who spoke to her know what the hell she wants of me?
I think the 7 felonies and mountain of misdemeanors shows this comment is one giant pile of lying BS. Do the right thing: turn yourself in, do your time, and get help.
Megan made a request to community corrections staff onsite to allow her to resume her “bodywork therapy,” as she needs it to “continue her healing journey.” Megan is jonesing for yoni’s while in CC! I suspect the money she’s asking for is for that. The $1,700 is oddly specific.
Jail is free.
You haven’t even been handed down your consequences yet, so no… you’ve not learned your lesson. In fact, you’re actively evading the police at this very moment on two active warrants.
That’s not integrity, that’s criminal.
Hey
@MeganEStoner
@themeg16
, how did your moms react too these screenshots I sent her of you badmouthing her on Twitter? I bet you started deleting them, but don’t worry! I have copies!
Thanks to
@RobMKendall
for stupidly retweeting a parody. Got lots of new followers who will like me way more then Lyin’ Rob!
With that, the Mustache is taking the day off. Too much excitement yesterday!