Jake Goldsbie
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All of Degrassi was put on Amazon Prime a few weeks ago, banner ads all over my TV. We also made $0. The system is bad, folks.
Aaron Paul revealed that he earns $0 in residuals from streaming despite BREAKING BAD doing constant numbers for streamers. "I don't get a piece from Netflix on BREAKING BAD to be totally honest and that's insane to me."
#AMPTP
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When I was younger and dumber I used to say things like "if I'm 30 and still The Degrassi Guy I'm going to kill myself." Well, I turn 30 in 8 weeks and it turns out being The Degrassi Guy is, uh, pretty cool
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Toronto people,
Here is a template (that I did not make) for you to write to our Mayor and your councillors regarding the 2020 Toronto Police budget. It takes 2 seconds to send this. Defund the police.
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You cut over $300 million in mental health funding. You don't care about mental health and we all know it. Get fucked, Lumpy.
It's
#BellLetsTalk
day — we are committed to supporting important conversations on mental health. Help us raise awareness and funds for mental health. For every retweet,
@Bell_LetsTalk
will donate 5¢ towards programs in Ontario and across the country.
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The point isn't that we don't have Aaron Paul money to begin with, the point is that none of us are making money off this stuff, regardless of union, regardless of country, regardless of fame.
Somebody is, but it's not us.
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Trixie Mattel played a bit of the Degrassi theme tonight and now I'm horrified that Trixie has seen 13-year-old me in a wrestling unitard
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Cannot be said enough that the Raptors are still the reigning Real Season champions
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This is cool and weird and exciting and makes me painfully aware of my own mortality. I also know as much about it as you do but it's fun to speculate.
The next class of students arrives in 2023. A new Degrassi series is coming to HBO Max.
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Blue Jays bringing in Dolis to make the Red Sox sit quietly for a few hours and think about what they've done
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Imagine wanting Jose Ramirez when you have Santiago Espinal
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Before I voted today, I called the Degrassi producers and it turns out if you're voting Conservative or PPC, you're not allowed to watch the show anymore. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
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Just fucking pay people to stay home and don't evict them. This isn't that hard.
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Doug Ford doesn't know how to use a computer but also scolded the entire province for not being able to figure out how to sign up for a vaccine
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Cassie and I are having some drinks and she hasn't really seen Degrassi so we're watching a couple episodes.
Why the fuck is Ryan STANDING behind me when we get caught looking at porn?? Sit down, weird child.
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Bandwagons are actually awesome. Jump on the Raptors one and also respect those who have been on it forever. Have fun, be empathetic, and enjoy.
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"Congratulations, LeBron James, for beating Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's scoring record of 38,387 points. Which you did tonight, February 8, against the Oklahoma City Thunder"
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Did anyone else's elementary school get super into yo-yos for like twelve days?
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We aren't talking enough about the McMuffin Cop calling it an English Muffin Meal
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Drake: worth so many millions of dollars.
Jake: denied being verified by Instagram.
Post-Degrassi careers in brief.
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Today has been exceedingly strange but I would like to thank everyone for being so nice. I don't think I ever fully appreciated that this show meant real things to people and all the kind words today we're truly overwhelming. So thank you all and I hope you have a good day.
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I'm showing Cassie episodes of Degrassi she hasn't seen and Joey is selling his house for $400,000?!?! In Toronto?!??! And people say this show is realistic.
(I know it's 2006 but damn)
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A couple people got mad at me this morning for insinuating that if you vote Conservative after this, you might be a bad person.
I would like to now double down on this claim and say that if you vote Conservative after this, you're definitely a bad person.
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I Pushed Kyle Lowry And He Got Revenge By Torching My Team: The Dumb Asshole Story
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If you're using today's tragedy to peddle any sort of message of hate or stereotyping or xenophobia or racism or fear please, and I want to be as clear as possible on this, go fuck yourself.
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People who followed me because of the Drake video are going to be bummed out that I only tweet about sports and, like, The Aquabats
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Anyway, I loved this Raptors team more than any Toronto team except maybe the 2015 Jays who also met a similar fate. An amazing year, a weird year. Raptors forever. Kyle Lowry for even longer.
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I wish Kawhi nothing but the best and also hope the Clippers never win anything
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Dear Ontario NDP,
Please use this utterly embarassing campaign to change course and elect a leader that has literally any amount of political acumen and doesn't have the charisma of an old Moleskine notebook left on a ditch by the side of the road. This is as much on you as us.
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The dismissal of Dee's as a shitty bar with bad nachos (which it is and isn't) completely ignores its place in a Toronto music scene that has already had most of its spaces destroyed by development. Like we get it, you read Ulysses a lot in university but keep it to yourself.
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"The Warriors are missing all their guys," they yell like the Warriors didn't beat up on LeBron and his friend's roommates last year.
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I didn't know Jahmil very well but the few times I got to hang out with him, he was an absolute joy. Just a wonderful presence to be around. This is very sad.
I’m sick with the news of Jahmil’s passing. He performed Dave with such sensitivity and thoughtfulness and could make me laugh so easily. It was a pleasure to work with him and he will be missed. This is a real loss. Rest In Peace.
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Drake might have the Degrassi market cornered on screaming at basketball courtside but I definitely have the Degrassi market cornered on screaming at basketball in dive bars.
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Would love to be at a house party hanging out beside a bunch of cheese right now
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Ugh, I hate the episodes where I've never heard of the guest judge
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People at Skydome would have thrown an entire keg at a baby in the front row if that call went against the Jays at home
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It's a tough day for the worst people you know. Be kind to them by telling them to fuck themselves.
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Last time the Leafs won a playoff series they were still giving me lines on Degrassi
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I always knew Trinity Bellwoods would somehow kill us all
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Every Raptors fan is now contractually obligated to watch The Shot in any form in which it appears on their timeline.
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Had a dream last night that we were doing a Degrassi reboot but it was directed and produced by RuPaul. Then RuPaul got mad at me because I asked if he was paying the writers and I complained about my shirt.
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DFAing Yamaguchi and Fisher makes me believe the Jays are committed to winning more than signing Springer ever could
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I'm just a boy, standing in front of a Twitter feed, asking it to give me some Blue Jays transactions
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The Toronto Police don't do anything about anti-vaxxers harassing restaurants because they don't want to arrest their friends and co-workers.
The Toronto Police Association has just announced it's opposing the mandatory COVID-19 vaccinations announced today.
"The TPA must make every effort to protect all of our members and therefore, does not support this mandatory vaccination announcement or mandatory disclosure."
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I drink a lot of beer and I would happily continue overpaying if it keeps Doug Ford out of office.
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To be fair to the Ontario government, they've only had 22 months to figure this out. Let's give them a little more time, guys.
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It's amazing that John Tory has been mayor of Toronto for seven years despite a lifetime of failure at every political level and the only thing he's accomplished as mayor has been making Toronto worse.
An absolute loser.
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If Troy Tulowitzki was still on the Blue Jays there's a non-zero chance one of the Orioles would currently be dead
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Just saw an ad for season 1 Degrassi in a commercial break during Drag Race and I have literally never been prouder of my career
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If you're still planning on voting Conservative after all this, I have nothing but utter disdain for you.
Which is fine because you're planning on voting Conservative so by definition you don't give a shit about other human beings so you probably won't mind.
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At the show tonight,
@thehotelyear
declared that they love Degrassi so I would like to declare that I love The Hotelier
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There's some website that says my net worth is $13 million, which sounds insane but I did get a residual check for $3.07 this week so I'm on my way.
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Whoa pretty embarassing picture of Doug Ford and John Tory hanging out together
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Congrats to the Toronto Sun. After years of searching, they finally found the dumbest fucking take possible. You did it, you guys.
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Losing Don Cherry really takes the sting out of losing Kawhi
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Police are thrilled to destroy homeless encampments but useless meat man gets a pass. It's almost like the police do not have the public's best interests at heart and are, in fact, actively working against us.
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The Raptors game being sponsored by a movie literally called Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is just way too on the nose
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Last night I had a dream that I tweeted "Degrassi reunion except it's Squid Game" and then someone gave me a trophy for Best Tweet Ever and it made me famous.
I'm doing fine.
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Just fucking tell us, you lumpy bitch. This isn't a pay per view event we need to drum up interest about.
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There are basically two versions of negative responses to my royalties tweet.
One is bad faith arguments from conservative weirdos defending capitalism. The other is "well I'm not properly compensated for my job either." Yeah, you should strike too. Your system is broken too.
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The shooting episode is probably my least favourite acting of mine I've ever done but man, Ephraim Ellis acted the shit outta that one.
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Time to finally tell my crazy story about Drake because he can't reply to it right now.
THREAD:
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Tired: Sad the Raptors are done
Wired: Dexter Fowler is 3 for 3 with 3 RBI in his first game with the Bisons
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Some people say
⚪I eat too many chocolate bars
⚪Or I don't wash my face
⚪My brother says it will go away
🔘But I don't think so
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Shout out to Sarah Barrable-Tishauer and Lauren Collins. Both insanely funny in season 1.
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We can all agree this is insanely fun, right? Like, at WORST, if Kawhi leaves the Raptors are NBA Champions. This is great.
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Skydome security should check if you're vaccinated and also if you plan to start the wave
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Hey cool now Doug can sell it again
Breaking: The Senate has voted in favour of the government's marijuana legislation bill.
#cdnpoli
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So far my favourite move of the Blue Jays offseason is not signing Trevor Bauer
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Officially cancelled my membership with the
@NDP
over their decision to eject Sarah Jama from caucus. Party politics are not for me. Grassroots and DIY til we die.
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If the rumors are true, this is hugely dangerous to the thousands of Canadians who are in Broken Social Scene
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Buck and Pat making the same shitty joke at exactly the same time. Blue Jays baseball is back, baby!
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FYI. Canadian actors have a moral duty to refuse to cross the picket line for any production that tries to come down here or hire Canadians as a means of getting around the strike.
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Star Wars is like Blink-182. We love it but it's not quite as good as we remember when we were kids. Except the one that's a little darker and different. There's another one that's also different but it's just okay. Now in trying to please old fans, they're seem to please nobody.
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Doug Ford will do literally anything except give people paid sick days or subsidize workers and businesses to close because he doesn't care about any of these people and he's a rancid, vile piss demon sent from the depth of Dumbfuck Mountain
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If you're yelling at people in your section for not doing the wave when your team is down 4-0 in a playoff game, and the other team is at-bat, you should be banned from the stadium for life.
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The most successful people I've met:
1. Never had to knock on wood
2. But they know someone who has
3. Which makes them wonder if they could
4. It makes them wonder if they
5. Never had to knock on wood
6. And they're glad they haven't yet
7. Because they're sure it isn't good
The most successful people I've met:
1. Read constantly
2. Workout daily
3. Are innately curious
4. Have laser focus
5. Believe in themselves
6. Build incredible teams
7. Admit they know very little
8. Constantly work to improve
9. Demand excellence in everything they do
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