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@JGirltotheNorth

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When you use sarcasm too much you can come off as an asshole. Just kidding, who cares.
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If you love sarcasm and have a low tolerance for stupidity, let's be friends.
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I live in Canada, it’s too cold to be a slut for Halloween.
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I don’t know why people lie about their age, I love being 29.
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If you're a fan of no bullshit type of people, let's be friends.
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I appreciate and value good sarcasm.
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If you’re beyond over people’s bullshit, let’s be friends.
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Toxic people don’t like it when you stop putting up with their bullshit.
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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.
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Dm: Hi Me: You’re trying too hard
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People who ask if it's too early to start drinking are adorable.
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Be happy and stop giving a fuck so much, people hate that.
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Setting your last fuck on fire is a form of self-care.
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I've never had a threesome, but I've had three different types of cheese on my nachos, so who's the real winner here?
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Stop wasting your time caring what others think of you. People are stupid.
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I always try and see the best in everyone. Just kidding, people suck.
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I establish dominance on the first date by yawning.
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People who actually come through for you are few and far between.
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People who check in and actually give a shit about you are few and far between.
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When you're happy and have zero fucks left to give, people hate that.
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Stop trying so hard with people who don’t even give you a second thought.
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I have no fucks left to give, only sarcasm.
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Always remember to try and see the best in others. Just kidding, people suck.
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Time for a new smaller account. No nothing happened 😂 I just want to keep it small. At least try to!😂❤️
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Appreciate the ones who have your back, they don’t come by often.
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Ignoring people and their bullshit is my jam.
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Life is so much easier when you stop relying on people for shit.
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It’s nice when someone is genuinely interested in your day.
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I don’t see the silent treatment as punishment, I see it as a reward.
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Ignoring people is a great way to keep the stupidity away.
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Maturity is seeing that arguing with stupid people is pointless.
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Live, laugh, eat that bowl of mashed potatoes in bed.
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Make sure the person you give your loyalty to would do the same for you.
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I love when people genuinely ask how you’re doing and not just as a pleasantry.
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* wakes up * decides there's nothing to prove * goes back to bed
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Untrustworthy people demanding trust from others is why I’ve got trust issues.
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Life is so much easier when you stop giving a fuck about other people’s opinions.
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Every day is a new chance to be a better asshole.
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Maturity is seeing that the silent treatment from stupid people is rewarding.
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If someone’s loyalty comes with conditions, I don’t want it.
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When you laugh together so hard no noise comes out, that’s pretty amazing.
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People who say "Good moaning" instead of “Good morning" please stop.
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Sometimes you need to believe in others. Just kidding, people suck.
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People who wait until noon to start drinking are adorable.
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I’ve finally arrived! Not in life, just at the liquor store.
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When you ignore people and their bullshit life becomes a lot easier.
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As long as I look like I have my shit together that's half the battle.
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Sorry my pics of sexy flannel pjs didn't keep you coming back for more.
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People and their bullshit is why I prefer my cats.
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You can’t change people who are committed to being an asshole.
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It’s hard to avoid stupid people because they’re everywhere.
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I don't take pleasure in always being right. Just kidding, I totally do.
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Live, laugh, sleep in the middle of the bed.
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Stop wasting your time and attention on people who don’t give a flying fuck about you.
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If you matter to them, you’ll never have to wonder where their loyalty lies.
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Stop wasting your time and energy trying to fix other people's stupidity.
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True happiness doesn't come from within, it comes from day drinking.
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The only thing you can rely on with some people is their inconsistency.
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If I look like I have my shit together that's good you bought that.
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Having a smart mouth always gets me into trouble and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Looking for love and the ultimate chicken wing is exhausting.
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@JGirltotheNorth
Jen
11 months
I admire people’s commitment to their stupidity.
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You can’t change someone who doesn’t see a problem with their stupidity.
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If they’re genuine, they don’t run hot and cold with you.
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Life becomes so much easier when you stop giving a flying fuck.
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When you start cutting the negativity out of your life, toxic people really hate that.
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I wish people would limit their stupidity to a minimum.
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Everyone deserves a second chance… Just kidding, no they don’t.
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I like to give people the benefit of the doubt before I cut them off. Just kidding, people suck.
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And for my next trick, I'll make you think I actually believe your bullshit.
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In times of crisis you’ll see who’s down for you and who doesn’t give a fuck.
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You live, you learn, you eat that bowl of mashed potatoes in bed.
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Someone’s priorities will tell you everything you need to know about them.
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People who ask how you’re doing and actually give a shit to listen are few and far between.
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It’s important to remember that not everyone appreciates sarcasm. Just kidding, who cares.
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There’s nothing more hurtful than being in a relationship with someone that doesn’t value you.
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Doing what you love increases your happiness. - starts day drinking
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Adults who say, “samesies” … please stop.
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It's important to always find the time for things that make you happy and feel alive. *starts day drinking
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Stop expecting people and their stupidity to change.
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Everyone has something they believe in. I believe in drinking before noon.
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It's not easy to find someone who has their shit together, but when I do I avoid them at all costs.
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I want to believe the best in people. Just kidding, people are shit.
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When you can go from random to raw and real conversations. Priceless.
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Stop wasting your time and energy on people who only care about you according to their mood.
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@JGirltotheNorth
Jen
10 months
Life is so much easier when you remove yourself from people and their toxic bullshit.
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People who go out of their way to create problems are a special kind of asshole.
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The only thing you can rely on with most people is being disappointed.
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10 months
People who understand that loyalty and honesty is a priority and not an option are few and far between.
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Do what makes your soul happy. - starts day drinking
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Everybody needs a special place they can escape to. *drives to liquor store
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Good communication is the key to any relationship working out. So is knowing when to shut the fuck up.
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It’s nice when someone consistently checks in on you to see how you’re doing.
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Life’s too short to worry about other people’s opinions who don’t serve any purpose in your life.
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is feed me mashed potatoes in bed.
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Welcome to your 50s, lawn cutting videos are satisfying to watch now.
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If your needs are not being met, it’s not because they’re not capable, it’s because they don’t want to.
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Life is what you make of it! - chooses day drinking and making poor choices.
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Headaches are caused by dealing with stupid people.
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We all just want to believe that there is something good in everyone. Just kidding, people suck.
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