When Ms. Shao said she was looking for 'the perfect fit' in your interview, she was quite serious; and no one is more perfect for the role than she is.
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@FaneNsfw
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When taking inventory of cursed items, it's advised to practice as much caution as possible, lest your tail brush up against a golden idol with a particularly round bottom and you end up with a cumbersome new monobutt.
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@lazy_logan404
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@GrindaViking
What if... what if you drank all the chocolate milk and your bountiful BOSOM began to produce chocolate milk and you had to cradle your wife in your lap and feed her choco-milkies from your TEAT. Haha just kidding... UNLESS?????
@lemonadepikachu
Looking at the blue-suited cadet, all I can think about is her running the navigation systems and her captain asking her what their ETA is, only for her to moan back "A-Almost th-there..." Captain pages her again and asks her what the hell she's talking about, they shouldn't be
Ever wondered what poffins taste like? Well, according to our witchy friend here, they're quite good! Just try not to get carried away if you give 'em a try, or you might end up with an extra Pokémon on your team and a VERY full stomach.
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@SinfulLapis
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So when you said you like your eldritch horrors fat, did you mean this big, thiiiiis big, or this big?
Artwork by the talented
@Barrred_
! Go check 'em out if you like bellies you could bury your face into.
@lemonadepikachu
It's possible. It's also possible that it CAN work in 3D, but it just isn't very easy to translate the years of hard work that went into making your style as excellent as it is now.
@GrindaViking
It can be fixed, we have the technology. (By technology I mean the cookies you have on your throne account, which will be bought in bulk.)
@Pobblebonked
Draw more pooltoys then, silly. That or BECOME the pool toy. A shiny, squeaky, air-headed porygon kinda sounds like it'd be a blast to float down the lazy river on.
@GrindaViking
The kind of boiling where you wish you could just fall into her arms and let her obsess obsess over you in the most unstable, yet affectionate manner, or does your infatuation lean another direction?
@kain11kain
Man, I would KILL for a commission from you. Like, I can't gush enough about how top-tier your art is when it comes to suiting/assimilation/etc. There's just a certain edge to your stuff that I can't quite put my finger on, but I genuinely don't see it anywhere else. Keep up the
@FrownTownArt
Damn, that sucks. He may have gone a little over the top with it, but it was still cute to see someone so... 'enthused' about the artwork.
@Kalnareff
I'd show up in person, naturally. Help knead them down into fat before doing the same to you a few hours later, or whenever I happen to get hungry, keheheh.
@GhoZt_Art
Face sitting but she's sweaty and she stinks good and she's kinda forceful about it but when she gets up like you're mildly addicted and it's kinda fucked up but also kinda hot which is evil...
@GrindaViking
Ah, I see! You wanna be mewling and squirming as her shell shuts around the two of you for private time. Maybe she comes out with a full stomach, maybe the both of you come out steaming and sweaty after an advanced cuddle session.
@____Namespace
While I do find the 200$ sketch price to be a bit high, I also find it hard to complain about because your rendering is SO fucking good that I can't imagine getting anything other than a color commission.
@VirgilFarts
Devour scent-drunk dork whole, digest them into a gut-swelling amount of gas, rip ass in the face of another vulnerable dork, devour scent-drunk dork whole, etc.
@Pobblebonked
Guess ya gotta draw more! Could always throw out some simple YCH's to make some cash and sate your appetite. Then again... do pooltoys need cash? Maybe you should just take the day to go to the beach!
@Pearkidart
Sounds like a perfect scenario for someone like Ankha. A proper, pompous, bragadocious egomaniac swelling in size in direct proportion her overinflated self-worth. Smothering, suffocating, and squashing you flat as you disappear beneath her girth.
@FrownTownArt
Look, buddy. Pal. Amigo. It isn't JUST a doodle. It's a doodle from you. A high quality doodle from you and of PINK no less. It's good, it's lewd, and the shine on the dick scratches an itch in my brain.