Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone
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🇬🇧 Not the MP for Stoke North 🇬🇧 Former Litter Picker🇬🇧 Former Deputy Chairman🇬🇧Former Pothole Patroler🇬🇧Parody 🇬🇧
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Hi
@GullisJonathan
could you please explain the following
You’re very angry about Stoke Labour introducing a £40 per year brown bin collection but you’re fine with the £39.95 Conservative Newcastle-under-Lyme have charged constituents in Kidsgrove & Talke for years
Why is this?
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When you realise you aren’t very good at this politics lark.
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When your parody self becomes more popular than your real self.
Thanks Twitter. The real me will be complaining about Wokeratti Twitter users even more (if that’s possible).
On another note I wonder if he’ll start unblocking people so his parody self can’t win
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Just remember Twitter users this is what I think of you all…..and I’m supposed to be an elected official for all my constituents.
#GullisOut
#PMQs
#JonathanGullis
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December 2020 I started the Gullis parody after the real me blocked me for posting facts about Brexit on his Facebook page. Since then I’ve highlighted the dog whistling, gas lighting and uselessness.
Tomorrow it’s time to finish the job.
#VoteLabour
and
#GetGullisGone
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Now only 3400 followers behind the real me (mostly thanks to the real me’s infamous actions)
Thanks for the follows. The more I get the more it annoys the real me (who’s aware of this account and hates it)
#Gullis
#GullisOut
#GetGullisGone
#ToriesOut230
#ToriesOutofStoke
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My wonderful office windows. Just under £3k of your money well spent
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@GaryLineker
Welcome to the world of Jonathan Gullis. A man devoid of ideas, devoid of any professionalism and who’s knows the game is over. The only thing he has left is to stir up division and hate in a desperate bid to cling to his seat. Stoke deserves so much better.
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Right all ready to get Deputy Chairmanning……..has anyone got any idea what I’ve got to do today…or tomorrow or next week even???
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Supposed meet some immigrants at bus stop to send to Rwanda. They haven’t turned up. Neither has the bus. Me can’t find them. Me not know what do now
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Oh bollocks. Just when I couldn’t get any more unelectable
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And so it begins
Vote Labour’s
@david4lcs
in Stoke North and
#GetGullisGone
Give him a follow as well as it will annoy the real me
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Confirmation that I hate my parody self.
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@mrjamesob
Daily Mail informs me that not only did we vote for Brexit and still got channel crossings we voted for Cameron and still got chaos with Ed. Apparently he’s been secretly in Number 11 commanding every mistake every Tory chancellor has made whilst eating bacon sandwiches
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Out and about in Stoke North, Kidsgrove and Talke. I met Barrie. Barrie likes me. He thinks the plan is working. He also likes that I’m a novelty act
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When you spend all weekend reading what clause 49 is only you have your backside handed to you in 30 seconds
#GullisOut
#Gullis
#GetGullisGone
#ToriesOut
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When you’ve gone from row 2 cheering like a demented baboon to the back row with a face like a wet weekend
#PMQs
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Oddly enough those ‘grave concerns’ went away once I was given the Deputy Chairman job
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Congratulations to
@david4lcs
The goal was always to
#GetGullisGone
and with the help of
@MittensOff
I hope we played a little part
It’s now time to consign parody Gullis to obscurity along with the real version unless he attempts a comeback or media career
Bye bye
#GullisOut
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Not a great start to life as Deputy Chairman. I seem to have forgotten that I abstained on the Rwanda bill vote but my ex mate Lee Anderson was sobbing on my shoulder
Then there’s my questionable moustache/black smudge under my nose- not a good look
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My alternative to Labour’s My First Steps pledges. Please vote for me
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He told me he sold poppies. How was I supposed to know
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Department for Education
Here’s Johnny
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I will not be commenting on the Windsor Framework until the ERG have told me what to think
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I honestly can’t parody him anymore
On another note
Q5 Serco work for the Government!
#GetGullisGone
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Happy
#GetGullisGone
day
I’ve just voted for David Williams
I’ve just voted for change
I’ve just voted
@UKLabour
Constituents in Stoke-on-Trent
#VoteLabour
Other areas use and vote tactically. Get them all gone!
#ToryWipeout
#GullisOut
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If you are currently at Stoke Station and can see a man walking in circles at the end of the platform talking to himself. It’s only me snarling about amendments to the Rwanda Bill
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Despite being born in 1990 I can vividly remember the winter of discontent…..it’s almost as if I’m told what to think
#Gullis
#GullisOut
#GetGullisGone
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In a desperate bid to try and cling to my seat I’ve started door knocking at 5am dressed like I’m going to try and break into your shed. What could possibly go wrong
Happy
#GetGullisGone
day
#VoteLabour
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I JUST WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!!
WHY WONT IT WORK!!!!
IT’S ALL LABOUR’S FAULT
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The lessor spotted Gullis in its natural habitat
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I enjoyed my day out pretending to be a solider for the day. Here I am trying to understand the Lieutenant Colonel’s answer when I asked him why the army can’t just sink small boats
#PrivateGullisOut
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Alexa show me an example of zero self awareness
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Hopefully one more week and I can retire parody Gullis if enough of the good people of Stoke-on-Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke vote
@david4lcs
and
#GetGullisGone
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Today I was rewarded by
@RishiSunak
for going 48 hours without saying anything in support of
@LeeAndersonMP_
I did have a pack of crayons to go with my book but I eat them as I was hungry
#GullisOut
#ToriesOut599
#GTTO
#GTTONow
#30pLee
#SunakOut489
#Sunakered
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If this is the actual New Conservatives Twitter account I’m going to be very pissed off with them when I find out they’ve tagged my parody version (which I hate)
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The new Terminator film looks a bit naff
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Note to the real me incase he’s forgot. You resigned and helped to bring down the Johnson Government because of Pincher not Gray….then became besties with Truss via Zahawi before deciding you wanted Johnson back
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“I’ve been scrolling Indeed for 3 hours now. Where are all those well paid jobs I promised my former constituents???”
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Spare a thought for me. Apparently I’m a tragic individual who devotes their entire life pretending to be Gullis. And worst of all he literally lives in my head rent free. Odd because he seems to claim a lot for rent on expenses.
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Another of my roaring success stories
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🚨Breaking🚨
Jonathan Gullis stormed out of 10 Downing Street this morning and refused to come down from his tyre swing complaining no one listened to him despite making very loud grunts, hoots, screeches and whimpers
#Gullis
#GullisOut
#RwandaBill
#Rwanda
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5 years ago I promised to fix the potholes. I even set up Pothole Patrol so I could take credit for the ones that do get fixed.
5 years later the roads are worse than ever. Nothing has changed. Another failure
Vote for change.
#VoteLabour
vote
@david4lcs
and
#GetGullisGone
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Delighted that the former Prime Minister who I liked then didn’t like the liked again made an appearance in Stoke today. Apparently Zelenskyy hasn’t been returning his calls so the next best thing was a trip to Stoke. Of course like a fly to shit I was there for a photo or two
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I did my street surgery in Whitehill the other day. I had a lovely chat with a tree who agreed with me and said me and the Tories were doing very well
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Vote for David to
#GetGullisGone
(and get a very good MP in the process)
Labour has a long term, serious plan to change Britain.
🗳️ On July 4, Vote Labour.
Find out more here 👉
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We’re going to need a bigger Ross
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The real reason I abstained last night
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@MattHancock
Hi Matt. It’s Johnathan Gullis MP for Stoke North, Kidsgrove & Talke. If you don’t know me through that- I’m the exceptionally loud one at PMQs. I’m just curious. How come you’re happy to have been sacked for covid breaches but you’re happy for the PM and Fishy to carry on?
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🚨Attention Motorists of Stoke-on-Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke
@GaryLineker
or possibly ‘boat people’ have caused a large pothole on Kidsgrove Road in Goldenhill
Rest assured I will be taking full credit once somebody else has fixed it
#GullisOut
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Today Deputy Chairman
Tomorrow Prime Minister
I am the saviour of the Tory Party
#ToriesOut631
#GTTONow
#Gullis
#GullisOut
#Seagullis
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@mrjamesob
I remember the time I got rinsed by Mick Lynch. I read out exactly what I was told say, turned out it was a load of rubbish. I was left a quivering shell of a man, scowling and muttering ‘Veterans’ repeatedly. Oh and then there was the time you rinsed me and I ran off to Facebook
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According to Gregory we had a good response yesterday 😬
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This is a response to an actual constituent……Churchillian
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Behold!
I am the last throw of the dice
The charge of the Light Brigade
The last chance saloon
The second coming of Boris Johnson
The saviour of the Tory Party
#GullisOut
#Sunakered
#ToriesOut630
#SeaGullis
#ToryChaos
#Gullis
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A warm welcome to my new followers. I set up this account 2 years ago after becoming disgruntled at the real me’s vile politics. He hates this account and has posted on Facebook complaining about it. Nothing would annoy him more if it got more followers.
#followfriday
#GullisOut
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Future career as Big Dog’s security detail.
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Hi
@GullisJonathan
when are you going to petition Conservative controlled Newcastle-Under-Lyme council’s £39.95 per year ‘tax’ to collect your garden waste which has been in place for years. If you don’t it’s clear you don’t care about your constituents in Kidsgrove and Talke.
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I have no idea who this could be
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All the gear but no idea
Today I cosplayed as a Port Vale fan. Did you know that despite thinking they were some North East coastal team until I was parachuted into Stoke I’m now their biggest fan (even though I support Fulham and Shipston more). Anyway up the Vale
#GullisOut
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Here’s one of my vintage videos complete with Partridge pose. This was before I realised that I’m going to lose my seat and got really angry.
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Delighted to be joined in Stoke-on-Trent by the back of Sunak’s head
We forgot the bloody umbrellas again
#GullisOut
#GetGullisGone
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Clearly haven’t just added Conservative Party at the end today because Lee Anderson told me to
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@MartinDaubney
Very good of you to ignore the fact Stoke-on-Trent was Tory run until the May elections….journalist of the year
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Jonathan don’t think this is the victory you think it is-never again can you post a ‘culture war’ story about ‘left woke snowflakes’ without the response “you wanted to cancel
@GaryLineker
”
A string to your bow gone that already consisted of a twig and a length of strimer cord
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Here I am desperately trying to figure out if I’m sitting on the wrong side or Natalie Elphicke is. It’s hard being me
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Can anybody help?
I can’t find my clothes and I can’t get out
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Deputy Chairmanning day I’ve lost count. First official task design a poster using my sticker book. I think Sunak liked it
#GullisOut
#ToriesOut637
#ToryChaos
#Sunakered
#GTTONow
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This coming from the person that created the infamous Scrote-on-Trent Video
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Any teacher jobs going for the 24/25 academic year?
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Plan from HQ yesterday- ‘We need one of you to ‘accidentally’ walk in the march’
Both me and Anderson were very keen for this job. Unfortunately HQ were worried Anderson would get in a fight and I had to go to A&E after getting a crayon stuck up my nose
So up stepped Govey
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@LeeAndersonMP_
@MailOnline
Obviously Russians paying a fortune to play tennis isn’t an issue though
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Not the best debut at the dispatch/despatch box. A telling off by the Speaker for acting like I’m on the back benches which is mostly likely where I’m heading back to
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Spey Drive is in Kidsgrove not Newchapel. You tend to know these things when you’ve lived here all your life rather than being parachuted in from the Cotswolds
Talking of the Cotswolds google Gullis Shipston and resignation for a good laugh
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Me complaining about private school fees having to include VAT
Number of private schools in my Stoke North constituency- 0
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@darrengrimes_
Grimes you missed off 2018 and 2019…..no idea why. Any comment on why it’s gone up so much especially as we got Brexit done and took back control. I’d like your thoughts on this or like me do you find it hard to think
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Mark? I thought we were friends?
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#SackedBySunak
Jonathan Gullis Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for School Standards
Appointed 7/9/22
Sacked 27/10/22
Beat Truss but also beaten by a lettuce
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