▫️Doppo Wukong ▫️
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Before my son was born I asked some friends for advice.. there were a few gems but it was mostly waffle
7 things I have learned having a 2-week old baby
1. Crying
2. Sleep
3. Changing Nappies
4. BURPING
5. Feeding
6. Leaving the hospital/car seat
7. umbilical cord
\THREAD\
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How batman treating your child when he found out he didn't have a permit to sell lemonade
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This stretch had my knees feeling brand new !!!! Squatting with No Pain!!
Try it out if you have knee pain
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Can someone explain the correlation? I'm really struggling with this one
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This is the aim..
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@RejiYates
This was an honest mistake by the guy.. why she making a big deal out of this? Loooool
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Get help from a woman or dance with an alligator ...
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Imaging being this annoying and having no nyash .. leave her king
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Feeding
When feeding a newborn .. be mindful of how much they can consume.. the size of their stomach is SMALL.. and because of that they need to feed regular. like every 2/3 hours.. here's a pic of the size of the stomachs for the 1st 12 days
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Here some more movements you guys can do for knee pain
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Imagine Opening Pubs is more of a priority to opening Gyms.. this country is backwards
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@rosyting
No advice was given..so why would consent need to be given?..
the guy minded his business and left her be
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Crying
Your baby WILL a lot but if you got through this checklist you would be able to address it and they should be calm after
Here are the main reason why they may be crying
- Hunger
- Trapped wind/ Gas
- Sleepy
- Dirty/ need changing
- Uncomfortable
- need love/attention
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To all the mandem who didn't train because of lockdown and struggling with 2 plates today 😂😂
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Updated: Oh What A feeling .. welcome to the world homie 🤩
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He must of came out of jail 2 days ago.. 15 years minimum .. that's the only reason I can think of loooool
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Damn this got a big response.. I will do another thread when my son is 4 weeks .. stay tuned
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Oh and another thing to think about is PATIENCE.. it's cool to take a time out of it's too much.. go unwind and do something you like booty pics on insta and come back
There's been times where I have had to change nappies 3 times within 5 mins he's clothes 4 times in 10 mins
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Nappies
on average babies need changing around 10/12 times a day
Preparation is Key so get these items on deck
-Diapers
-Changing Mat
-Wipes/Cotton Pads
Nappies are pretty cheap these days .. worth looking at Aldi/Tesco/Asda they are all pretty good.. no need to do name brand
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Sleep
What people are saying is true you will not sleep but if you got some type of system it will be a lot bearable
What we do is at night I take over and do the feeding/change etc while my Mrs sleeps..and I try to get as much rest during the day which leads me to my next topic
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100kg for 30 .. wanna get 50 at some point
After that i will focus on another exercise like bench or deads
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They be looking like
Making eye contact wit niggas when they out wit a white women is top tier comedy
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Why are we looking for safe places online?
Why don't people just talk to their friends
Or get therapy
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Special !!
when I show when I met my grandma after 15+ years all she told me was "you are too big.. stop going gym" looooool
After 23 years I finally got to meet my Grandma in Ghana 🇬🇭❤️
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A man said Russian are winter latinas... on that note I'm closing this app
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@abitofjoie
@ItsDelaBrown
What does it make me when I get seduced with plantain? .. asking for a friend of course
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Week 1: deeping that we’re in lockdown.
Week 2: Houseparty
Week 3: Instagram Live the new link up
Week 4: Sprinkle Cake
Week 5: Influencers being exposed.
Week 6: WizKid Vs Vybz Kartel
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Choosing a lawyer based on cheeks is soo wild to me.. man will get life for a parking ticket
I remember picking a barber based on her cheeks, my hairline hasn't recovered since and this was 15+ years ago lool
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a lot more females should stop going commercial gyms.. especially if they are worried about being perved on.. trust me the mandem won't care about you when you go to a bodybuilding gym .. they are too busy tryna get PBs lool
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You can learn soo much on twitter.. like -coding,
- Health/fitness
- mortgages,
- business,
- trading etc ..
it's can be great if you are conscious of who you follow
It's not just "how much should you pay on a 1st date"
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every day I begin typing a tweet on a current subject matter, then delete it because
- I don't care
- It's none of my business
- I am tired
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umbilical cord
When the cord is cut they normally have an umbilical cord card.. and it will look a bit mad. its best to leave it alone to avoid infection.. it normally falls of within a couple weeks.. if it starts to look discoloured and smell it is infected. GO DOCTORS
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This scene took the absolute piss 🤣
what’s the most unrealistic moment in the fast & furious movies?
i’ll start…
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The result for me was this .. I ain't doing that anymore .. I haven't slept since 🫠
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Does the TL actually know what gaslighting means or is it one of those terms the TL has changed the meaning of?
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From 4th July, in England:
✅ hairdressers
✅ pubs
✅ restaurants
✅ shops
✅ cinemas
✅ museums
✅ galleries
✅ staying overnight
⛔️ gyms
⛔️ spas
⛔️ indoor swimming pools
⛔️ nail salons
⛔️ soft-play areas
⛔️ bowling alleys
⛔️ nightclubs
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People that need constant reassurance are just draining.. am I the only one that feels this way?
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Being "the bigger man" will ALWAYS go unnoticed ... Just remember that
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some people don't want solutions , they just want to winge
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I'm a simple man.. TL topics, followers, likes don't interest me..
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Someone had a hot take saying that black men are the number one killer of black women.. I ask for data to back that up .. then twitter came for me
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Small reminder to check up on your homies...
Tomorrow ain't promised my guys
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Seems like a lot of people have this issue.. this stretch is to stretch my hip flexors which help with squats.. and in my case knee pain
The number one cause of tight hip flexors are sitting down a lot which i am pretty sure alot of us do
Driving, sitting in an office
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Today my mum finally gets to see my son for the first since he has been born ♥️🤩.. today a good day
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This discussion isn't real life ..
A man minded his business didn't even approach the woman but somehow consent has been brought in to it
Muting this now
Have a great day people 🙂
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This is a big W for me as I thought I couldn't squat this weight ever again due to my knee injury .. won't be doing this again any time soon though looool
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When I took my BM on her babymoon .. next one will be a family pic 🥰
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A heartbreak will increase gym output by at least 30% nothing like it.. don't even need pre workout
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People on this app need to learn the art of taking things with a pinch of salt .. there's not one person you completely agree with and that's ok
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This is what you lot are arguing with when there's no profile pic..
This is why I don’t argue or give a fuck what an internet bitch got to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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