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Rugby player assaults two women, footballer says 'shit'. Compare and contrast the Telegraph's treatment of the two.
http://t.co/vITVHwqAeh
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That Phillips quote from Southgate is properly mental. Front 6 tonight had the best players from La Liga and the PL, the Bundesliga top scorer, a £100m DM and one of the best right wingers around in it. But he can't make it work without a guy who couldn't get in the West Ham XI.
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This midfield is a mess, and as a Manchester United fan I'm a fucking expert on what shambolic midfields look like.
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A reminder that Arsene Wenger will go down as the last manager to win a league title at White Hart Lane.
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Never seen a club get as much credit for losing as Tottenham do.
Tottenham deserve a lot of credit because, despite their failings, they could have made it 3-3. Says so much about their spirit. Thought Kane rose to the occasion but Winks their best player.
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Nothing could be more Arsenal than a tweet referencing 'the streets' with a Pret in the background.
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Assists: Ozil 1-0 Alli
Chances created: Ozil 7-0 Alli
Tackles won: Ozil 2-1 Alli
Pass accuracy: Ozil 81% - Alli 67%
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@ReviewFootball
He's gaslit everyone into thinking that a perfectly decent back 4 is absolutely awful and has to be protected by playing only the most risk averse options next to Rice. Which destroys us in build-up and ends up putting the back 4 under more pressure.
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Liverpool 77:
Crusaders
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United 99:
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Liverpool last season
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Excellent booing of the anthems from both sets of fans. Proper sport, none of your rugby respect nonsense.
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After 2 games Mkhitaryan is 3 assists away from match Coutinho's league total for the whole of last season.
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If Henderson, Milner or Wilshere had played the way Alli has in this tournament, they'd have been murdered by the press. He's been shocking.
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In his entire career Souness never played 62 games in a single season. His career average was 34 games per season.
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When asked about United playing 62 games so far this season, Graeme Souness says 'we've all done it, I never ever ever felt tired'
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Carragher: "when you win the league you have a few days off, a couple of ales."
How the fuck would he know?
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"So Jamie, how are you enjoying life at Arsenal?"
"Sound mate. Me n' Jack stuck a pig's head in Mesut's locker yesterday, just for banter."
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Arsenal offering 100m Euros for Mbappe after Monaco have already rejected 130m. Never change, Arsene.
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Kelvin MacKenzie there, comparing the part-Nigerian Ross Barkley to an ape. Nasty dog-whistle shite from an absolute cunt of a man.
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Imagine a Matic, McTominay, Longstaff midfield. Would genuinely be worse than what Everton, West Ham and Wolves field.
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Wait, so Wenger is actually spending money now? It's almost like he had a giant infrastructure project to pay for over the last 10 years.
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This Lottie on the Apprentice is one of the most unpleasant people I’ve ever seen in the workplace, and I’ve worked with some absolute bastards.
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My issue is not with that being given, it's the fact that you will see multiple instances of it not being given in every other match this week.
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Jermaine Jenas has one hell of an agent.
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@tomcuffy
It's ludicrous. At a push there's 6 players in that squad you could use next to Rice and he's only willing to consider the full back and the workhorse there.
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At the age of 23:
Career goals: Pogba 49-39 Lampard
Caps: Pogba 44-4 Lampard
Trophies: Pogba 7-0 Lampard
Jamie Jackson is a cunt.
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Harry Winks has played 476 minutes of Premier League football. That's a little over 5 games.
Tottenham's "Little Iniesta" Harry Winks sets his sights on England call-up
@TelegraphDucker
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Some of the stuff the North Koreans print about Kim Jong-Un is more believable than this.
Real Madrid rolled out the red carpet to try to convince Harvey Elliott to sign for them. There was a tour of the Bernabeu & he was asked if he wanted to meet Sergio Ramos. He replied: "No, it’s OK thanks. I don’t like him after what he did to Mo Salah.”
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That Bielsa press conference might be the best bit of vengeance I've ever seen. Literally gave the entire league Derby's tactics, right down to what arm signals Harry Wilson uses for specific corner routines.
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Can't help but feel that the Premier League are desperately stringing it out in the hope that Liverpool will mathematically seal the title, so that they don't have to make a difficult decision when calling the whole thing off.
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Jack Wilshere got fined 40 grand for telling the truth about Spurs.
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Just when I think England fans are mostly pricks, they draw me back in.
At Wembley - Nigel Farage just arrived to loud boos and people throwing bottles at him.
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All 12 founding clubs of the Super League are in a Zoom meeting at the moment. [
@partidazocope
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#afc
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Arsenal this season:
When Wilshere is on the pitch: scored 6, conceded 15.
When Wilshere isn't on the pitch: scored 17, conceded 2.
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This headline will never not be funny.
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Spurs are going ruin Kane at this rate. There's only so many times you can rush somebody back from ligament injuries before you do them permanent damage.
BREAKING: Jim White has just said on Talksport that Harry Kane could be involved in tonight's game.
HUGE boost for Spurs if true!
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Can we all agree that United should stay well away from Gareth Bale.
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A reminder that the FA once banned Wayne Rooney and Paul Scholes for 3 Premier League matches because they got sent off in a pre-season friendly in the Netherlands.
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If Leicester win the PL before 2nd May then Demarai Gray will have managed to achieve in 17 weeks what Steven Gerrard couldn't in 17 years.
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"Harry Kane, he's one of our own" chant the Spurs fans.
The same Harry Kane who only joined Spurs because Arsenal got rid of him at 15.
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John Terry had played 169 games for Chelsea before Mourinho joined them.
Mourinho: "John Terry had no injury, I'm the one who gave him a chance at Chelsea" (BBC)
#CFC
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The Gammons and Karens convinced themselves that there would be a mass boycott of football over BLM. Meanwhile, back in the real world...
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It's funny how footballers salaries turn the most ardent capitalist into Lenin. It's almost as if these public school types hate it that there's an industry where the high earners are mostly working class.
There are 571 players in Premier League. On ave. they earn £240,000 a MONTH! Their total annual pay is £1.64billion.
The school voucher scheme will cost £120million.
If overpaid footballers gave just 7% of their salaries they could fund ALL kids’ summer meals.
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Here's the RAWK thread from that Villa game, starting at the point where Macheda came on. Just beautiful.
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@DanielHarris
If losing stopped Liverpool winning the league, it's an easy choice for me. I'd play the under 8s.
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Jamie Vardy looks like one of those lads who dates a girl in Year 10 when he's 23.
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@CasaDupre
Serena in the 15 French Open final my favourite example of this. She was bloody awful and looked like she was about to collapse at times. But she just absolutely refused to be beaten.
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Florentino's got so desperate that he's now trying an insurance scam.
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Eric Dier is going to average 10 appearances a season once VAR comes in.
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A reminder that Villa have made losses of over £300m since they were promoted and have a wage bill running at around 90% of turnover.
The Premier League claim their financial rules "promote aspiration of clubs", yet debt-free
#AVFC
are selling a key player following UCL qualification and after spending less than every 'big six' club over the last four years.
Douglas Luiz's transfer proves the system is broken.
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That is not the hairstyle of somebody who will do well in prison.
Tottenham fan trying to kick Aaron Ramsdale. Brain dead behaviour.
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A reminder that since 2013 the entire fishing industry has contributed less to the UK's GDP than Grand Theft Auto V.
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Mourinho's criticism of Wenger is like a lottery winner criticising a self-made millionaire for spending the money he has earned.
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Arsenal fans celebrating, as if we aren't going to accidentally do the same thing to them and give the title to City.
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BATE have had two wins against English clubs and Mustafi was on the pitch for both.
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We've pretty much reached a consensus that Messi is the GOAT, and yet I still think he's somehow a bit underrated. He's the best and it's not even close.
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Jamie Carrgher talking about what it takes to win the Premier League is like me talking about what it takes to shag Mila Kunis.
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Not going for Poch is the worst decision United have made post-Fergie, and it’s up against some fucking stiff competition.
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It's amazing how quickly the scouse punditocracy change their opinion of a player when he wants to leave Liverpool.
http://t.co/Qe8YLpqmnW
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Jesse Lingard is the strangest player I’ve seen at United. Looks dreadful 75% of the time but fuck me, the other 25% is incredible.
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Alli gave the ball away more than any other player, no chances created, fewest tackles won of any midfielder.
MOTM apparently.
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Jack Wilshere has been in the England squad for 33 games.
Win ratio when he starts: 68%
Win ratio when he's on the bench: 42%
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A reminder that the Ukrainian league is playing whilst their country is under a literal full scale invasion.
NEW : Premier League matches this weekend set to be called off.
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One day Wenger keeping Arsenal competitive 07-13 will get the credit it deserves.
Could easily have gone the way Liverpool are now heading.
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I don't think there's a player with a bigger gap between his self-perceived ability and his actual ability than Jordan Henderson.
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Take the name 'Liverpool' out of it and Arsenal were 2 goals up against a mid-table side, who hadn't won any of their previous 4 matches. There's no way it can be spun as anything other than 2 points thrown away.
So after the dust settled, did Arsenal gain a point in the title race or drop two? 🤔
Our writers debate where a breathless game at Anfield has left the Gunners
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Chelsea are complete scum. From the gangster owner, to the sociopathic manager through to the lecherous captain and the racist fans.
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Rooney in midfield is cowardly by Hodgson. He's a striker, if he can't command a place in his position, he shouldn't be in the team.
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More chance of us getting him than you’ve got of getting the kids back tbh.
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Mkhitaryan's got more goals and assists this season than Coutinho has in his last 3 seasons.
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This was head and shoulders the best season I've seen any CM put together in England.
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Actually impressive how Arsenal were literally bottom of the league, and the joke has somehow still managed to be on Spurs.
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@IanDunt
If there are two things the French do better than us, it’s wine and cheese. This is like trying to scare the Germans by presenting them with an Austin Metro.
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Gerrard has knocked Liverpool out of the title race and England out of the World Cup. Captain Fantastic.
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@__SteV2
One was dropped because the 'offence' took place 10 days before the law was changed to enable it to be prosecuted.
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There are a number of disgusting sub-groups on this cesspit of a platform, but the United fans who think Fernandes isn't good are the worst of the lot.
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Found out about this incident today. Having read about it, I can fully understand why Mkhitaryan might not be willing to trust any guarantees the Azerbaijani authorities offer, regarding his safety.
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"If Shawcross and Noble were at big clubs they'd be in the squad."
If Shawcross and Noble were any good they'd be at big clubs.
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Foden is very good for a lad who looks like he sells weed out of a Vauxhall Corsa.
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Jack Wilshere must be fucking delighted at the prospect of having a Colombian as a team-mate.
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Juan Mata charging around, throwing himself into tackles, like a man who knows we're about to sign someone in his position.
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Why do people use Inter as an example of Mourinho winning without money?
Inter's wage bill in 09/10 was 234m Euros, the largest in Europe.
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