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Jamie
2 years
England, USA, Iran, giving a new and literal meaning to the group of death
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3 years
Tottenham sacked the only manager to have beaten Pep Guardiola in a cup final just five days before playing Pep Guardiola in a cup final. Spursy.
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Jamie
1 month
Hands up if you celebrated the goal more because it was Palmer
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Jamie
6 years
Didn’t you refuse to shake hands with Maccabi Tel Aviv’s players when you played for Basel?
@MoSalah
Mohamed Salah
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There’s no place for racism in football. There’s no place for racism anywhere at all.
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6 years
@GaryLineker Messi isn’t gonna shag you mate
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Jamie
1 year
While out in Majorca, I decided to take note any time I saw a top, towel or tattoo dedicated to a football team.
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3 years
Two negative tests and still being forced to isolate. Utter lunacy. How do people still support this?
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Jamie
6 years
Got to commend Salah for playing just three months after dying in the Champions League Final
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Jamie
4 years
Tonight, Liverpool have conceded 46.7% of the goals Chelsea did during entire 2004/05 PL season
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Jamie
4 years
Gary Cahill joined Chelsea in January 2012 and had won the FA Cup and Champions League by May 2012
@brfootball
B/R Football
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8 goals, 7 assists in 14 games. No January signing has had a better debut season in Premier League history than Bruno. 👊
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Jamie
4 years
World class programme, put some respect on The Bill
@itslozxo
Loz.
4 years
I hate going out with people who make a big deal about the bill 🙄
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Jamie
2 years
Name-dropped in this UK sanctions is Alisher Usmanov. Here are some snippets of things you have said about Mr. Usmanov with regards to Arsenal.
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@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
2 years
The truth about Putin’s little puppet. Chelsea fans mourning the loss of their beloved Abramovich need to read this then wake up. 👇👇
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Jamie
10 months
We won at the Emirates a month before this with an academy graduate scoring an 87th minute winner and you don’t see or hear of that even 1% as much.
@Arsenal
Arsenal
10 months
The run. The finish. The celebration. 🥶
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Jamie
7 years
Cologne steaming into the Emirates is 1000x better than Dortmund singing YNWA in unison with Liverpool
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Jamie
3 years
Thiago Silva is a 36 year old who’s seen it all, been at Chelsea for six months and has nothing left to prove in the game. For him to have that passion and to live last night’s game like a fan is testament to what a character he is. We’re lucky to have him.
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Jamie
1 year
Just found Enzo Fernandez's burner.
@georgewba01
George
3 years
i’m literally the only person out of a 15 man group to show up
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Jamie
3 years
Kai Havertz is the best on earth… @kaihavertz29
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Jamie
7 years
'They celebrated like they'd won the league' says a Spurs fan behind me. Like he'd know the feeling.
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Jamie
30 days
Delighted to be in this hotel in Gran Canaria @FootballCliches
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Jamie
11 months
B&M with a special Everton Halloween range
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Jamie
4 years
Definitely had to double check the name of the Frankfurt manager
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Jamie
4 years
Silva at the back, Werner in attack, Chelsea gonna win the Champions League
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Jamie
1 year
Virgin Media sponsored Southampton a few year ago. Have regulations on sponsorship tightened since then?
@MikeKeegan_DM
Mike Keegan
1 year
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Premier League refuse Chelsea permission to sign shirt sponsorship deal with Paramount+ as they say it would breach rules. Club subsequently in talks with gambling firm Stake, despite looming ban. 🖊️
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Jamie
4 years
Anthony Taylor watched Pauli Gazzaniga flykick Marcos Alonso in the chest and gave Tottenham a freekick so don’t be surprised about this
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Jamie
2 years
People laugh but not a chance that Chelsea would sell similar allocations in Manchester about 4 times a season
@_theawayends
The Away Ends
2 years
Man City fans yet again fail to sell their allocation for Wembley today. Before people say no trains home, Liverpool fans have traveled the same distance and have Sold their allocation out! #MCFC #LFC #LIVMCI
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Jamie
2 years
Ukraine ffs
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Jamie
6 years
Honestly if you think celebrating a 96th minute equaliser in the face of a rival is classless and wrong then I suggest you watch a different sport
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Jamie
3 years
If I hear one more person moan that Chiellini wasn’t sent off I think my head is going to explode
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Jamie
8 months
Must be demoralising to know the player you signed for £65m is rubbish and also scored the winning goal for a rival in a final of the competition you’ve never won.
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Jamie
1 year
Using a goal that gave a city rival their second star while you have zero as some sort of flex is quite weird
@Rory_Talks_Ball
Rory Talks Football
1 year
@vilechelsea7 I’m sure, like a Champions League final…
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Jamie
3 years
Do I think Mourinho’s Spurs would’ve beaten Man City? No. However, there are few managers I’d choose above him to win a one-off football match. One of those certainly isn’t a 29 year old Ryan Mason who has a reputation and career just because he was headered by Gary Cahill.
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Jamie
6 years
Make excuses all you like for Tottenham last night but Chelsea won a European Cup Final away from home with four key players missing including the club captain. Winners win, losers make excuses.
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Jamie
6 years
Bet he thinks Harry Kane should stay at Spurs
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
6 years
Eden Hazard is "too good" for Chelsea and has "outgrown" the club, says Jermaine Jenas. 👉
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Jamie
1 year
Man Utd, Liverpool and Rangers were by far the most popular, as would probably be expected. Leeds weren’t far behind, although they were stat padded by one bloke wearing at least three different shirts on one day.
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Jamie
9 months
At Benfica, for Argentina and even last season at Chelsea, Enzo Fernandez was an elite passer of the ball from midfield. Pochettino’s got him doing shuttle runs and trying to break into the box. It’s like asking Novak Djokovic to play squash.
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Jamie
3 years
Sky’s promo for the Carabao Cup semis this week, notice the omission.
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Jamie
5 years
Pat Cummins’ Yorker pitched in fucking Lancashire and it cost them a review of the most plumb LBW you’ve ever seen. Inject it into my sweet veins.
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Jamie
5 years
Just a reminder that while a week of Alexis Sanchez’s wages could save Bolton, neither he nor any Premier League player or club would do that because a lower league side overspending beyond their means is nothing to do with them.
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Jamie
6 years
Anyone gonna praise Sarri’s deployment of Kante as a direct factor leading to that goal or is Kante’s position only relevant when things go wrong?
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Jamie
5 years
Fuck off mum
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Jamie
6 years
Kell Brook just called Amir Khan a “little bitch” on national radio. Class
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Jamie
5 years
I’m sorry but Chelsea’s not for you if you’re not excited about Frank Lampard returning to the club as the manager
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Jamie
6 years
Robert Lewandowski is exactly the calibre of player Chelsea should be looking at, so I’d like to welcome Salomon Rondon to Stamford Bridge
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Jamie
5 years
The look of disgust when drinking on early trains is unrivalled. It won’t ever get old, either.
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Jamie
6 years
@Dreamlander23 @BBCSport They aren’t gonna shag you mate
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Jamie
7 years
Dortmund want Batshuayi. Chelsea want striker. Aubameyang wants to leave Dortmund. Chelsea want to sell Batshuayi. Chelsea pursue Carroll.
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Jamie
3 years
Life is to live, not to exist. Never forget that.
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Jamie
7 years
People have kicked Hazard to shit every week for five years, but a few bad tackles on City players and there’s a mass uproar about protection?
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Jamie
6 years
And in one tweet, Gareth Southgate’s World Cup selection is justified
@JackWilshere
Jack Wilshere
6 years
What a day of football, have to back the english team! Good luck @JamesMilner @JHenderson 👊🏻⚽️
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5 years
Maybe, just maybe, Manchester City’s players resent the supposed do-gooder Scousers after the attack of the team coach last season and were absolutely fucking delighted to get one over that wretched group of people
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Jamie
1 year
Only takes I have on Mason Mount are: - Ridiculous of the Roman/Marina era not to have extended post-Porto and to allow him to get to the perilous two-years to go. - His performances for the last year/18 months haven’t warranted the contract he’s supposedly asked for.
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Jamie
6 years
Football’s just lost a man who was the catalyst for the greatest sporting story of my lifetime. A real tragedy.
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Jamie
3 years
"We have a chance to save many thousands of lives" regarding a disease that has killed three people today. Absolute fucking disgrace.
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Jamie
6 years
Gerrard beat up a DJ. El-Hadji Diouf spat at opposing fans. Roberto Firmino pleaded guilty to drink driving. Kenny Dalglish made your team wear Suarez shirts after he was banned for racism. Your fans killed 39 Italians. Your best player has been pictured with a warlord.
@AnfieldEffect
𝘼𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙 𝙀𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩
6 years
Chelsea fans hurling abuse at Mo Salah. Let’s just remind them: Marcus Alonso ran killed a young girl in Madrid Ashley Cole shot a student at training ground with air rifle John Terry slept with team-mates wives 4 back-room staff racially abused academy players Enough. #LFC
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Jamie
3 years
Back in England and it appears that I’ve manage to catch and bring home the new Champions of Europe variant
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Jamie
1 year
My overriding thought from yesterday is that Thiago Silva’s presence in the team is starting to become prohibitive but it’s like an elephant in the room that nobody really wants to bring up. There’s only so much you can protect someone.
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Jamie
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The club’s treatment of Conor Gallagher and Trevoh Chalobah is contemptible regardless of your opinion on them as players. It won’t be long until the tables turn and a player sticks two fingers up to Chelsea (Olise’s arguably done it already) and they’ll have no leg to stand on.
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Jamie
6 years
Imagine the reaction if Millwall tried to trash a team bus on the way to a game. Why do Liverpool always get a free pass?
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Jamie
5 years
“While Donald Trump was sending missiles to the Middle East, it was Chelsea exploding in the transfer market as they completed the signings of Jadon Sancho and Kalidou Koulibaly”
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Jamie
3 years
This is what it’s all about. 🇵🇹
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Jamie
6 years
I could watch videos of England fans celebrating for days. World class limb merchants.
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Jamie
6 years
“Atmosphere” when vandalising a team’s bus. “Shocking” when people give it back. Odd club. Offended by everything etc.
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Jamie
7 years
"Dele Alli should change his name if he wants to play for England" - my nan, 78, with her Hard Brexit football opinions.
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Jamie
2 years
Chelsea Milfhunters 💀💀💀
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Jamie
5 years
What on earth is this? The rugger boys have gone above and beyond
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Jamie
3 years
Biggest drug ever is when an egomaniac superstar wants be the hero taking the fifth penalty and doesn’t get the opportunity to take one. Absolutely love to see it.
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Jamie
3 years
Porto, we are here.
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Jamie
6 years
This isn't some dead club wanting Hudson-Odoi, this is one of Europe's elite. If that's not a signal that this boy has to be involved and be offered a serious new contract then I don't know what is.
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Jamie
8 years
A goalkeeper pulling his hamstring running back having gone up for a corner is the most Arsenal thing I have EVER heard
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Jamie
6 years
Booing Sergio Ramos? Thought Liverpool were Scouse not English?
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My biggest concern for Chelsea in the short-term is that rightly or wrongly, the vast majority of Chelsea fans won’t accept being told to trust the process or to have patience with any teething problems. If things start badly when the real stuff starts, it’ll get toxic fast.
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I’m convinced people don’t actually watch Nicolas Jackson and just buy into the preset narratives about him
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Jamie
2 years
Sacking Potter achieves absolutely nothing, rather come 12th and suffer than have a slight upturn, come 7th and make people think that the new manager’s improved them and the squad isn’t a huge pile of gash
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2 years
Milan’s such a weird city, it’s not somewhere you can navigate comfortably on foot and there’s a real lack of cafes and bars and restaurants, even in some of the busiest areas. For a destination city, it’s boring and almost completely revolves around shopping.
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Jamie
7 years
If last year’s title win was ‘all down to Conte’ then so is this shower of shit. And quite frankly, last season was great but it’s gone. Dwelling on past success is what Liverpool do. Not Chelsea.
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Jamie
6 years
A cyclist and a netball team won awards ahead of people who were part of the country’s best sporting journey for 30 years. I’m out.
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Jamie
6 years
If Cahill was so unhappy he’d have left the club in January. Same as Drinkwater. Look at Victor Moses...
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Jamie
5 years
Higuain at the food buffet. Shock
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
5 years
Seven hours later... The Blues have arrived in Boston! 🇺🇸
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Jamie
1 year
Clubs giving out these long contracts are absolutely killing the game, these Americans know nothing!
@guardian_sport
Guardian sport
1 year
Real Madrid have completed the signing of England midfielder Jude Bellingham from Borussia Dortmund on a six-year contract
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Jamie
6 years
Hahhahaha
@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
6 years
And when you reach puberty, I doubt he’ll want to shag you either.
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5 years
@Specsavers I’m a Boots fan but this is class
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Jamie
4 months
It was much easier to accept these sorts of incidents in a pre-VAR world. Refs can’t ever be perfect in real time but howlers like this being missed with the opportunity of multiple replays is a bitter pill to swallow irrespective of my own team’s (multiple) failings.
@OllyTJT
Oliver Turner
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@WilcoFtbl @IndiLFC If that aint corruption…
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Jamie
4 years
Being 63-3 at lunch
@TheBarmyArmy
England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺
4 years
⏰ This time tomorrow... What have you missed most in the absence of cricket? 🤔
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Jamie
6 years
How has Pedro made friends with Ciaran Clark and David Meyler?
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Jamie
5 years
South Africans are shit at proper sports like football, cricket and darts
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Jamie
6 years
I really hope Morata’s girlfriend pops out a mixed race baby
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1 year
Saying Lampard’s acting under orders from above is an enormous coping mechanism to try and defend his team selections, particularly since being knocked out of the CL. Absolute 0/10 job he’s done.
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Jamie
1 year
Raheem Sterling piggybacked Pep Guardiola for a career then comes to Chelsea and stinks the place out while giving the impression that he’s doing us a favour by being here, honestly just fuck off.
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Jamie
8 years
Steven Gerrard goes back to Liverpool and they start bottling in the league. Coincidence? I think not.
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The relief when Palmer tucked away his penalty was insane, anyone who says their club bias goes out of the window when England are playing is talking complete shit
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Jamie
11 months
I think part of the charm with Eden Hazard was the fact he wasn’t quite as good as he could’ve been because he wanted to entertain with freedom, didn’t care for conditioning and output yet despite that, was basically the best player on the pitch over half the time he played.
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Jamie
5 years
What’s the point in me paying thousands per season for some bully victim in a private room to decide the outcome of match after match?
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Jamie
6 months
Neville and Carragher won’t criticise Pochettino because they liked his Southampton and Tottenham teams. They’d rather throw the cheap shot than analyse any flaws in Pochettino’s tactics and messaging just because they won’t back down on their pre-existing perceptions.
@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
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He called the players bottle jobs but then literally here he’s blaming the approach set by the manager (which the manager admitted to being passive)
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4 years
Don’t give it “fair play” about Liverpool, they’ve done it because of media pressure and impact on PR/image. Don’t let them get away with it nor forget their decision in the first place.
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Jamie
3 years
Good to hear Emma Hayes talking tactically about the game as a co-commentator rather than listening to Jermaine Jenas or Martin Keown talk about ugh passion or coming out with outdated cliches about a team's style of play
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Jamie
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Our drop-off is spectacular
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Jamie
5 years
Mason Mount in the 90th minute and Jody Morris launching himself past the home dugout as Chelsea win on their first visit to their new gaff. Never has something needed to happen more.
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