John : Dem say if you correct our boss spelling, e go sack you
Me: Na lie joor
[Later]
Boss: *Email* Please decifer the contents of these files
Me: It’s decipher sir. The “f” sound is ph.
Boss: *Email* Ok
Me: And John dey talk trash that day
Boss: *Email* You’re phired
@DamzyDdollar
Do what you like, don't let them put you in a box
Stand on your ground, be yourself and fight for your cause
Live your life, press play and know when to pause
Na the street we dey rep, and the street is us.
#olamide
#symbolofhope
HR: You lost your last job coz you were flirting with your boss?
Me: Yes ma
HR: I’m sure you’ve learned your lesson
Me: I have ma
HR: Good. I gave you an employee form to fill, why is the phone number section empty?
Me: Because I’ve lost my number baby, can I have yours?
I got balloons abi how dem dey take talk am,anyways Happy Birthday 🎂🎉🎊 to me wishing myself long life in health and wealth and as
@fireboydml
wan drop champion video today,e show say me na CHAMPION ❤️
Don’t blame Barry jhay for releasing that video,cos if he had not he would still be the suspect and people would say he was tryna keep a low profile so as not to be suspected(all in all na him go still be prime suspect whether he drop that video abi e no drop an)
My neighbor cheated on his wife,they shouted overnight.This morning, they brought the drama to the compound and the wife slapped her husband and said he should pack out.2sec, Landlord looked at me and said “Deji, can you believe I have been asking the wrong person for rent”?😂💔
This guy will kill all of you in this wazzab group 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️.
We are not a Jay-ess-ess Tiri.
You suppose to be think.
Ahan you come here tu comman learn an tu be a future by yoursef.
E supppse to be share brain. lmao
Choosing a partner shouldn't be based on Brezz and yansh, or beard and height. The koko is; when your children get to basic 6, who will help them solve Ugo.C.Ugo??
Just cause you SOLID don’t mean you’ll be loved or respected by All, The same way it irritates you to see sucka shit, It also irritates suckas to see SOLID shi*‼️‼️