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// serious announcement
Im starting to reconsider being on ptwt
My motivation is very low most of the time and plus it gets boring easily
So im considering archiving Augustus and leaving it there.
Im sorry to whoever I disappoint with this news.
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I think you all know why we are here.
[OPERATION PENCIL BREAK HAS STARTED.]
@Turtle_Marvins
@YoshiOfDaHood
@SH3LL0F4M4N
@charleyysbigfan
@DrSenic
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Attention all of
#SMLTWT
Sorry for this rude interruption.
But im afraid Jeffery is no longer your king.
For I am now.
We’re going to have a LOT of fun.
[THE ARC HAS BEGUN.]
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!
I am doing a BIG SML PTWT DRAWING!!
My list so far is
@JrIsTheCoolest
@Bowlboy222
@ParodyJeffy_
@StarTrauma
@JrIsTheC00lest
@PoorJoseph69
@Ame_Timide
@JumpyMarvin
@The_h0ttestChef
COMMENT DOWN BELOW IF YOU WANNA BE IN IT!!
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#smltwt
//im gonna be cooked to hell and back for this but...this is my favorite superpowers video
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*sits there, basking in the glory of his soon to be destroyed reality.*
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// Done and Done
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[INTERACTION BAIT]
*The Weegee Invasion has begun.*
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Indeed my son.
And now i’ll show them their real KING.
(1/19)
[[Patrick walks in with Cody, gripping his arm with an unusual amount of force.]]
You did?
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*the news pops on*
BREAKING NEWS MK
The Police Force has finally located the bodies of Black Yoshi and .
Yet the Disappearance of Rosa is still apparent.
In other news. The fabric of time and space is close to collapsing.
So say goodbye to your families.
WELL ISN'T THAT JU-
*Cody looks around, and takes a deep breath*
We have bigger things to worry about, like how reality or space is just...kinda falling apart...
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𝓐𝓢 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓦𝓘𝓢𝓗.
*he safely pockets the bandana and snaps his fingers.*
*restoring everything and putting everyone where they once were*
*reviving any dead people too*
*aka Augustus and Black Yoshi*
. . .
《 Glancing downwards, pondering.
.. he didn't want to rid himself of someone he cherished ..
Might as well give away one of the things he had his entire life. 》
《 Taking off his bandana, holding it out. 》
.. this .. has been with me my entire life.
(+)
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I have a wiki now everyone.
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// for anyone curious
This is King Augustus now
I doodled him last night :3
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*he reveals himself*
𝓘𝓣 𝓘𝓢 𝓘.
𝓜𝓨 𝓣𝓤𝓡𝓣𝓛𝓔 𝓒𝓗𝓘𝓛𝓓.
《 Freezing up, eyebrows lowering. 》
.. who's .. WHO'S THERE ?!
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I’ve finally found it.
The Apartment Complex.
Why dont I send my old pal a gift. :)
[
@parodyjeffy
]
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\\
@StarTrauma
is coolio
《 》
Before Rosas parody is restored and she's now living a normal life, let's show the girl some love,, (please)
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[ INTERACTION BAIT ]
*Augustus just.. sits there. Not Moving. Not Speaking. Just.. watching.*
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Remember to vote for Augustus for SML Mix Leak.
I’ll give you fucking TWO of them if I win.
TWO. SML MIX. LEAKS.
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*Augustus is soaking in the Cruise, having a great time*
You know.
For Once.
I feel Amazing.
[[INTERACTION BAIT]]
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*chuckles*
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝑜𝒾𝓃𝓉?
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝑜𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑒𝓉 𝒶𝓃 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒻𝓁𝒶𝓌𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝓃𝓎 𝓂𝓊𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝒷𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈.
It was bound to happen.
《 Glaring at him; more of the area surrounding her being filled by space. 》
.. I died thanks to you.
I 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙.
Many others have died.
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒?
《 Her voice boomed oncemore. 》
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You put Patrick next to me.
Perfection.
BANNER IS DONE !~ I COULDN'T FIT MANY PEOPLE, BUT THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH !
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@SML_L0gan30Acre
@parodyjeffy
@fr1day_13
@JrIsTheCoolest
@Bowlboy222
@The_h0ttestChef
@logablover23
// lmao ur good
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*a new brodcast pops up on the tv, definitely hijacked*
(+)
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If I win.
Faker SML Mix will be revealed.
Zero Joke.
☆《 SML BATTLE 5! 》☆
Ahem .. SML Question: Who will win the 1 million dollar prize?
♧《 Round 1 》♧
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Since I won Round 1.
Here is your teaser.
NOW KEEP VOTING FOR ME FOR MORE.
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this is-a [GAY LUIGI] account now.
[[ WEEGEE TAKES OVER. ]]
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// time for a shit ton of pings.
But in pairs
[[
@parodyjeffy
]]
[[
@fr1day_13
@SML_L0gan30Acre
]]
[[
@JrIsTheCoolest
@Bowlboy222
@The_h0ttestChef
@logablover23
]]
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𝒲𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝓋𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝓊𝓉𝑒.
𝐼’𝓋𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝒮𝒪 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝟦.
𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓃 𝑒𝓃𝒹.
𝐼 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒.
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Such a shame.
He was so fun to play with.
Oh well.
Better luck next time Bowser Junior.
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I have FINALLY RISEN.
// GO WATCH !!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA.
*rips open the fabric of time and space*
(11/19)
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@parodyjeffy
@fr1day_13
@SML_L0gan30Acre
@JrIsTheCoolest
@Bowlboy222
@The_h0ttestChef
@logablover23
[[forgor to ping
@cwazycwazycwazy
]]
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Alright.
Here you go.
Second Leak.
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*finger taps*
𝐿𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝓊𝓂𝒶 𝒹𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑔𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃.
《 Dropping the wand, she'd glance back at the "king". 》
《 At last, Rosa spoke; her voice booming alongside the power, the 𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 that ignited inside of her .. 》
𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐒.
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*he turns his head via shoulder, revealing he’s wearing a mask*
🟧 - please..
Oh what are you talking about jr..
*he stands up, falling thanks to the leg, whining softly in pain. Before standing back up again, walking over to them slowly, wobbly legged*
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@Bowlboy222
@JrIsTheCoolest
@The_h0ttestChef
@logablover23
*finally get a look outside, and see that literal time and space is slowly falling apart*
// i didnt know where to put this,,,
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*the ground breaks around them, as the world around them slowly disappears*
GUYS, GUYS, REALITY IS CRACKING IT'S FUCKING BREAKING AS I SPEAK
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*the ripping of reality happens*
𝒸𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝒟𝒟𝒟𝒟𝒟𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴!!!
That sounds good right about now. Just hope its still in one piece after all of...that.
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*and with that. everything ends.*
*the multiverse shatters…*
*killing everyone. and everything.*
(+)
[[Patrick gets up and wipes the blood off himself. He looks over to a television and see's the news. He stands there and just... looks for a moment. He screams and slams the sledgehammer into the television. He runs towards the massive beam of light eminating from the sky.]]
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Like I said.
If I win this.
// I will give out an SML Mix Teaser since Im officially on the team
Yeah what he said.
《 SML BATTLE 3 》
♤ Round 1 ♤
SML Question:
Will Jeffy be dethroned as king of SML?
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*he RIPS off the helmet, his scalp coming with it*
it’s finally MINE..
*he puts it on, his scalp reforming around it, causing the crown to be permanently logged into his forehead*
I am now.. KING AUGUSTUS!!!!
[[Patricks eyes widen, he furrows his brow a little.]]
Wait what?
[[He surveys the area and see's King Jeffy is missing.]]
Oh my god... WE DID DO IT!
[[He jumps around excitedly]]
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You know.
Cody was impatient. Just like you.
And look what happened to him.
*shows her up close the limbless, burnt body of Cody Nutkiss.*
《 Rosas senses alerted almost instantly; she swings at the arm with the hatchet, slicing through it almost instantly.
Falling to the ground, she'd quickly get back onto her feet .. afterall, if she hadn't, her fate would've already been sealed. 》
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…
*chuckle*
They think they can regain the throne?
Try me Jeffery. Try. Me.
ᴬⁿᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ. ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᴶᵉᶠᶠʸ.
Where were you yesterday anyways? I could’ve really used your help. I could’ve stood a chance…
ᴮᵘˢʸ. ᵂᶦᵗʰ ᵃⁿ ᵒˡᵈ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ..ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᶦᵗ.
Alright..thanks…
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@JrIsTheCoolest
*awakens, lying down in darkness, everything gone.*
*Cody, Joseph, Chef Pee Pee, Logab, Jeffy.*
*Gone.*
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*she finds the castle and struggles her way in due to the wind*
*she makes it to the office, seeing
@cwazycwazycwazy
and
@Bowlboy222
experiencing Augustus’s power grow.*
《 Glancing in the direction of the laughter, gulping before hesitantly following the sound .. curious as to what was going on. 》
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The Plan is split into 3 alternatives options in case one fails.
The First option is a quick assassination by Sniper Rifle via Me.
The Second option is a pipebomb via Senic and Bowser.
And the Third (and the most difficult.) the rest of you sneak into his castle and poison.
I think you all know why we are here.
[OPERATION PENCIL BREAK HAS STARTED.]
@Turtle_Marvins
@YoshiOfDaHood
@SH3LL0F4M4N
@charleyysbigfan
@DrSenic
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Let us win my SML Mix Enthusiasts.
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Ah. Now that he’s locked up in there.
I can finally get some well needed rest.
(🧵)
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Traitors dont get second chances.
*throws his body away into a nearby dumpster*
*looks into
@parodyjeffy
castle window now, signaling this isnt over.*
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…what’s missing.
I feel… incomplete.
like something important has been stripped away.
Even my own domain has become a bore because of this… these thoughts.
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Alright here.
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And pray that our King Augustus will have mercy on your soul.
[[
@JrIsTheCoolest
@The_h0ttestChef
@logablover23
]]
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I’d advise you to change that before I [VERY BAD ACTIVITY I HAVE TO CENSRO DUE TO ELON] you and your friends and family.
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*he goes limp. but its too late, reality is almost gone and there’s no stopping it.*
《 ❗️ 》
《 Without hesitance, she'd finally place her hand on his exposed brain and fired the most powerful shot she had ever fired; if reality was collapsing, she wanted to finish her mission before it did.
A explosion occurs; blasting her back whilst Augustus endured it. 》
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…
𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝓈𝓀 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃.
𝓖𝓮𝓽. 𝓞𝓾𝓽. 𝓞𝓯. 𝓜𝔂. 𝓦𝓪𝔂.
*becoming mode aggravated, but clearly doesn’t want to attack her*
It doesn't 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to be done, Augustus, he's a child.
{ Her eyes slant, standing her ground as her hands began to glow. }
I've always ran away .. I can't do that this time.
You drank the 8ball of coke .. you are more dangerous than before.
I can't let you hurt anyone.
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This cannot be fair.
I have the strangest feeling that this is rigged.
Because it’s every battle that King Jeffy wins.
There has to be some tomfoolery going on behind the scenes.
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….
No..
{ Taking her arm out of his grasp with ease, a blank gaze set upon him as a small smile stay put upon her face. }
I'm the cause of many issues there.
You wouldn't understand.
You'll never understand.
Farewell, Augustus.
{ .. and she walks off. }
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@Bowlboy222
@JrIsTheCoolest
@The_h0ttestChef
@logablover23
// yeah
besides none of them saw wtf was happening when he obtained the ball anyways
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Vote for [ WEEGEE ].
☆《 SML BATTLE 5! 》 ☆
We've made it to the final ro— wait is that WEEGEE????
♤ 《 F i n a l e 》 ♤
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…
*grabs a phone and dials 3 numbers, combining the call*
@SH3LL0F4M4N
.
@DrSenic
.
@Turtle_Marvins
.
Get the Gear Ready.
We have a job to do.
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what about me junior.
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*gets up and chuckles*
You are weaker than I thought without that silly little wand.
Your pathetic excuse for a father put up less of a fight so.
*a force filed would spawn over Jeffy. But due to it being a copy (it has a monkey paw situation), it would make him completely immobile, since the shield is very heavy. Yet, very effective.*
Thank you Cody…
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I will show you anything.
*forces BASIL to see the world he has created.*
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*a loud, booming voice echos throughout the void*
𝓙 𝓤 𝓝 𝓘 𝓞 𝓡.
.. wh .. guys ?
God .. ?
Everyone .. ?
Where .. no .. nono ..
《 .. after accepting what had happened, he'd begin to sob. 》
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*jumps up in the air and STAB. Right in the neck with the syringe, injecting the tranquilizer*
*he looks at the wand kinda shocked, and whines softly in pain from the leg injury. But suddenly snaps back and stops whining, and no longer looking shocked.*
Thanks Cody.
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