I saw
@derpixon
's dope ass shape shifting demon character concept a while ago and it slapped so here's some sound design and voice for fun!!!
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i was on codeine this morning and this premonition of a video puppeteered my brain until i made it a reality anyway please enjoy my new react for when someone posts A Banger Tweet
This has made me think. I think I should put my shit on pornhub! But I need help making thumbnails.
Can anyone help me out/point me in the direction of someone I can commission to make some for me?
Hey sweeties, I have been hospitalised with something my brain, the doctors are saying I have epilepsy and i have seizures.
I'm really scared I'm going to die. I'm getting injections 5 times a day. I'm not able to understand what people are staying. I don't understand 😔
Duke Nukem, Doomguy, Master Chief, Marcus Fenix and Kratos all live in a big house together with matching pyjamas and nightcaps and they all tell each other goodnight one at a time and kiss eachother on the forehead before going to sleep in a comically large bed
Spending so much time with family in this hospital has led to some... Interesting conversations.
Mom: What is it that you do for work? You always avoid the question.
Me: I... I am a dominatrix.
Mom: Ah, runs in the family then.
🫠
Cannot express this enough. I am still in hospital and very unwell. There will be no audios for a while still, sorry!
I am posting old lewds twice a day because I want love and attention!!!!!!! Gimme gimme gimme!!!! I am a golden retriever of a woman!!!!!!
TLDR:
1. MOMMY IS VERY VERY SICK
2. PATREON WILL NOT BE CHARGED FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS
3. MEMORY IS FUCKED AND WILL NEED REMINDING, PLS NO OFFEND
4. I WILL RETURN TO WORK AND RESPOND TO THINGS ASAP
5. I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH.
FUCK THAT OLD WOMAN!! FUCK HER!!!!! FUCK HER!!!!!!! SHE'S GOT SALT AND PEPPER HAIR AND WISDOM AND STRONG SHOULDERS AND A HUSKY VOICE BITCH FUCK THAT OLD WOMAN NOW!!!!!! THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!
when i hit my 50s it is OVER for everyone god DAMN. you; dont even know
You deserve to rest, to be appreciated and loved, soldier. [FF4M]
🖤Shadowheart:
@_PixieWillow
🔥 Karlach + sfx:
@Ivy_WildeVA
(me!!)
⚔️ Check it out on Gumroad!
So fucking mad I can't just post whatever I want on here without it being off brand or too not sexy. I don't want to spam ppls timelines with shitposts and weird shit. You whores arent ready for my power level
I had a dream I hung out with
@CottontailVA
in a hotel room and it was bants and she persuaded me to start an onlyfans and the first post was us in lingerie doing the ass and titties pose covered in oil and I got so excited I woke up lmao I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON HER LEAVE ME ALONE
listen bro let me breastfeed you. just shu- i know it's 2a- yeah. yeah you left the window open. hey, shut- don't hi- right, listen dude. look at my boob. put it in your mouth. it's easy brother and SOOOOO yummy dude. Just suck on my fucking milkers and go to sleep- DONT CALL TH
When I'm about to die I'm gonna carve 'BABY STAND' onto my fucking forearm so that I can rest easy knowing at least I'm taking a little dumbass baby with me
Some of you hoes are slacking. You need porn to get off? I look out the window. I see tree branch. I imagine fucking tree branch. I imagine getting fucked by dryad. I imagine gooey cum sap. It's easy. You can fuck anything if you think hard enough. Get on the grindset boys.
"You are such a bad bitch. You take up space, you say what you mean, you walk slow and don't give a fuck."
Thanks I am incapable of reading a room and very tired