Kijana Ya BUC 😎
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GOD first, BUC comrade🔰 Ni mkaleee😂 Text pale green app 0798481704 si uko hapa sasa , nifollow msee😂🤝 @Arsenal
Kericho, Kenya
Joined April 2020
Kuna Whatsapp group tulikua maboys 50 na madem 49, instead waadd Dem mmoja tukue equal mafala wakanitoa.🥲😂😂😂.
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Nliibiwa simu tao lakini design huyo msee alinichota nilifurahia kazi yake bana😂😂💀.
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Siku ya kwanza kuvuta bangi nliinama hadi home nisigongwe na mawingu.💀😂😂.
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Hawa mafresher wanapiga luku hadi sisi tunakaa wasee wa nduthi kwa shule 😂😂.
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Ile ligi ya interclasses highschool nayo ilikua inashika kushinda ata Europa league 😂😂.
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Kuna stammerer amekuja kubuy mboga kwa mathe , akasema susuusu. Kuma yako ni ngapi nimewacha aameshikiwa kisu😂😭😂😂.
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Kwa wale tulifanya French highschool tuwaconfuse kidogo. Achomin😂😂😌.
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Alafu Kuna hao mafala hudecorate Whatsapp hadi inakaaa sitting room 😂😂😪.
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Ukiona manzi yako ameiva kabisa mpost huku twitter💀💀😂.
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Unapigwa ngeta hapo Githurai na mtoto alafu anakuambia ni assignment ya CBC😂😂💔.
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Highschool ulikua unatulia kwa line siku ya Mchele alafu form 1 anakuja na mwalimu ati huyu ndiye ako na sahani yangu 😂😭😒.
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Nimechoka kujifanya hapa, meaning ya KFC hukua Nini?😂😂💔.
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Unaenda date na fuliza ya 500 alafu dem anaitisha drink iko na mwavuli. 😂😂💔💀.
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Na kwa nini airport Iko na gate na ndege hutoka juu😂🤔🤔.
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Kungekua na world cup ya dry spell me nayo ningechezea kenya vibaya sana.😂😂💀💔.
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Nimeambia huyu dem your smile takes my breath away alafu bado anasmile kwani anataka kuniua😂💔💔.
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Si kwa ubaya but kabla nikukopeshe thao lazima tumezoeana kitu 40years😂😂💔.
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Utapata mtu ako na mia mbili mpesa na amelala fofofo saa hii.😂😂💔.
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Teacher: Kijana fungua page ulichora diagram.Me: Nliichora hapa mwalimu but sioni😂😂💀.
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Kuna mjaluo ametulipia fare vile tunataka kumwambia asante akasema tunyamaze ama atulipie rent 😂😂😂💔.
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Kama unajionaga stingy kumbuka kuna mtu alimaliza highschool 4 years bila kutoa sadaka.😂😂💔.
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Huyu ameambiwa ako na macho kubwa hadi pupils zake zimekuwa students.😂💔💀.
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Unatembea tao na manzi wako kidogo conductor anawasalimia niaje mamorio😂😂😂💀.
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Ukiwatch movie ya magay alafu umbao you still have a long way to go.😂😂💔💀.
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Siku hizi naamka kama sijambao ni kama nimeanza kufocuss😂😂💀💔.
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Kuna dem amebishana na makanga akaambiwa sura yake inaeza advertise sumu😂😂💔.
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Kukuwa ugly ni mbaya mnyambo ikinuka tu hivi first suspect ni wewe.😂😂💔💀.
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Sasa mbona plants haziwezi kuingia online na ziko na vascular bundles😂😂💔💀.
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Hii line ya sacrament haisongi na sikuwa nimekunywa breakfast😂😂😂💔💀.
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Unatumia mtu picha kali anakuchocha vile umeiva alafu ana delete😂😂💔.
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Unasema ni Friday na uko kisii unataka kuenda out wapi, Nyangweso ama😂😂💀💔.
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Jokes ya wazazi ata si funny tunacheka tu juu tunakula huko.😂😂💔.
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Kumbe kupiga ngeta iko na challenges kuna mkalee tulimkimbisha hatukumshika😂😂💔.
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Ukiniona inua tu eyebrows hug tuwachie mafreshers.😂😂💔.
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Watu wako attachment wanapiga official kuliko manager na mshahara yao ni chai moto.😂😂💔💀.
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Mwanaume uko na tissue kwa nyumba aje sasa tumia sandpaper 💀😂😂.
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Nimeanza biashara ya kuuza kuku online hii Dec, unatuma pesa napea kuku direction hadi kwako.
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Tangu nipatane na lec akiivia content libo niliogopa iyo course😂😂💔.
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Alafu mafresher hizo pancake mnatupa kwa dust bin msiweke chumvi mingi😂😂💀.
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Leo nimedance church pastor akasema huyu kijana asitoe sadaka😂😂💀.
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Tunawachana alafu unaendelea kununua mturaa base nlikuonyesha💔😂😂💀.
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"Nitaenda kufanya clearance na subaru" ameanguka na msee wa nduthi kwa gate ya shule 💀😂😂.
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Huyu naye amebishana na konda akaambiwa matiti yake imezubaa kama dania ya jana😂😂💔.
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Siet namiss watoto tulizaliwa nao hosii kwanza dem fulani alikua kwa incubator 😂😂👋.
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Ukiona dalili ya kutokwa mtu wako we toka wa kwanza😂😂😀.
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My greatest fear is raising a son who doesn't like football heri akuwe wa mwisho class😂😂😂💔.
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Unaenda nyumba ya comrade unapata ako na wheelchair. kumbe akitoka class anaenda side hustle town😂😂💔💀.
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Kuna fresher ameenda kureport kwa dean ati lec hawakuji class💔😂😂.
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99% ya waluyha hukula ugali super the other 1% walikuwa wamekula lunch😂😂.
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Me siezi lazimisha mgeni ukule ati "onja tu kidogo" ukisema umeshiba hio page tunafunga😂😂.
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Nimeamka nikadhani niko ndani ya tent, kumbe Mr D!ckson iliamka mapema ikainua blanketi juu😢😂😂💔.
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Happy are the poor na umekasirika hivo kwani huogopi maandiko😂😂💔💀.
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Sijasema ni mkisii kuna msee amekuja kununua pete kwa hardware 💀😂😂.
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Imagine mamako hapendi wasee wanafuta bangi lakini anakupenda wewe😂😂💔.
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Kama hujapost hizi votes za elections kwa status peer pressure means nothing to you 💀😂😂.
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Kwani yule unamuita my sunshine hajaamka kutuwashia jua 😂😂💔.
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Msichana ako na boyfriend akiniambia story za nibuyie lunch noana naongea na conman💔😂😂.
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Kukuwa small wig ni shida, ona huyu sasa amedrop handle kwa ajali😂😂🖐️
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Nimefanya ujinga mingi lakini kununua avocado 50 bob is where i draw the lines😂😂💀.
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Watu wako attachment wanapiga official kushinda manager na mshahara yao ni chai moto😂😂💔.
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Kitambo nikijoin Twitter nlikua nadhani mtu alikuambia Fb anamaanisha Facebook😭.
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Sisi kama ugly men hatuna shida kubwa bora tumeshiba tu😂😂💔.
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Kukuwa ugly nayo ni mbaya sana kila mtu anadhania ulimvotia Wajackoyah 💀😂😂.
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Support my hustle nimeanza biz, nauuza kuku online unatuma doo napea kuku direction.😂😂💀.
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Bedsitter unaslide kidogo unaingia kwa bafu na mwiko.💔😂😂.
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Unatembea tao alafu kidogo hivi unasahau walking style, inabidi usimame kwanza.😂😂💔.
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Huku ushagoo unaanika rugged jeans yako unapata shosh amekushonea😂😂💀💔.
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Unakaa chini unakumbuka usiposoma kwa bidii school id itamaliza shule mbele yako.💀😂😂.
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Kuna mtoto amezaliwa huko Bungoma kwa kisiagi so call him wa-flour 😂😂.
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Umetulia tu na stress zako kidogo tu mluyha anapita na ringtone ya kisiagi 😂😂.
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Ukifika 23 years huwa unafeel young and old at the same time. hapo maisha hukupiga screenshot😂😂🖐️.
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Juzi nimewasha data nikiibia exams lec akanitext whatsapp tumia chrome kijana 💀😂😂.
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Leo nayo nimeamka kama sijambao ni kama nimeanza kufoccus na maisha😂😂💔✌️.
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Bado nalala tangu jana juu dem wangu aliniambia ukiamka niambie sharoo ni nani.😂😂💔💀.
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Amka kidogo umenilalia nywele and many other short stories.💀😂😂.
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Wengine wakisign cheque kwa bank wewe uko hapo kazi ni kusign attendance list💀💔😂😂.
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Tuko hapa na dem wako anatuonyesha shairi unamuimbia, kumbe unakuanga ken walibora😂😂💔.
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Unatoka home kurudi unapata shosh amevalia durag yako ameenda nayo church.💔😂😂.
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Unaamka asubuhi umechoka unadhani ni ugonjwa mzee nunua matress ingine.😂😂💔.
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Time ya kutoa sadaka nikaenda choo kama kawaida pastor aksema shikeni huyo amezoea kila siku 💀😂😂.
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Niko hii building kubwa sana, alafu njia ya kuenda kasarani ni gani tafadhali?. 💔😂😂.
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Nimeamshwa kukula nikasema sina kitu, sieet kumbe niko kwetu 😂😂💀.
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Huyu mtoto ni mjinga sana yaani namfanyia home work alafu anapata zero tena. 💔😂😂.
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Hawa fresher hawafurahishi kabisa kuna mwingine amepita hapa nikadhani ni landlord 💀😂😂.
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Unaenda na chain yako ushago alafu asubuhi unapata imefungiwa mbwaa 😂😂💀.
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Ndio kulogin sasa, ati mnasema vera sidika amefanya nini😂😂💔.
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Nimetuma pesa kwa wrong number kumpigia huyo msee akaniambia save hio number ndio utume kila siku.😂😥💔💀.
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Bedsitter unaslide kidogo unaingia kwa choo na mwiko 😂😂💔.
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