Boss Mommy π€
@Itsdiyahshalon
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bm because Iβm the boss mama
California, USA
Joined July 2010
When my kids ask me about 2020 this will be my flashback.
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Maturing is realizing having a routine everyday is the best for your mental health.
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Him : wyd.Me: still in bed.Him: oh I was gonna see if you wanted to co-.Me:.
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She moving just like a nigga who just got out πππππππ.
Iβve tried to avoid the Gypsy Rose coverage but leaving your husband and getting matching tattoos with your ex the next day is a move I canβt ignore
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These niggas making full cinemas in jail πππππππ
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Bitches so use to these ig parsley ass meals they forgot what a real whip some shit up real quick meal was smh.
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This Nigga ainβt text me all day so I text him βHI IM DOIN GREAT THANKS FOR ASKINGβ why he respond βyou thinking to hardβ
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Some of yβall bitches never dated drug dealers and it shows.
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This how I be with a nigga I just met in his section out of town π€.
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Me when heβs out with his friends and no oneβs posted on they story
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My friends explaining to me that I got 3 other boyfriends so I shouldnβt be crying over 1.
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When you with yo nigga and you hear him tell his niggas on the phone βshit nun what yβall niggas on?β
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Him : cheats, lies, DMs bitches on the regular , got a baby on the way .Her: liked one niggas tweet.
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βYou thought you was pretty and fuckableβ - a bitch whoβs not either one.
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When you think you molded yo nigga and he fold on you.
I swear this video gets funnier every time you watch it
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Shrooms being trendy is so weird because itβs actually supposed to very spiritual and self healing.
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Itβs always βyou got niggasβ itβs never βIβm yo niggaβ.
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Maybe Iβm the problem Kuz I think this is romantic ππππππππππ
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Black people at Walmart now when a yt person sings a song to them
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I canβt believe we thought this was the finest nigga out before lmaoooo.
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This was grown men back then now all these niggas have color dreads and shaped like Ed Ed and eddy ππ.
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A Nigga who isnβt concerned about my mental health will never be the nigga for me.
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Sure do π₯°
Yβall be sending attachments in invisible ink ? π.
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Itβs almost like a nigga will make it his duty for you to hate him and all you ever wanted to do was love him.
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Me with the nigga who paid for the bottles in the section.
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Blueface stewie lookin bm be so juiced when he give her a drop of attention he just told the world he barely help you watch yβall kids and you laughing.
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Me saying hi to my niggas mom like I didnβt call him a bitch ass nigga and try to hit him with my car the day before.
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I told this nigga I cook n clean and he said so do my other bitches so keep it up
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Oakland niggas up 1000 he still going strong ππ
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Niggas get a raw bitch and get comfortable . and thatβs the problem.
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Niggas want us to be bankers therapists now job recruiters πππππ.
Tell a bitch you broke and see how fast she stop replying ππ― she ainβt even gone say well we can apply for jobs or non she just gone stop replying π― you ion need them type hoes in yo life.
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Claiming a nigga was the most ghetto shit I ever done.
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THEY ARE INMATES IN JAIL THIS IS NOT SCHOOL OF SPECIAL EFFECTS . why some of yβall keep saying itβs makeup ??? π
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I also think heβs the funniest person and to protect him at all costs
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βBay Area girls arenβt prettyβ.Bay Area girls:
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9/10 yo mama and yo nigga ainβt never wrong about bitches not being yo friend π.
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Niggas donβt even be realizing they losing they best bitch fr ππππ.
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Here come the heavy whipping cream cadets mad πππ.
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No one: .Stunna girl : GET ACTIVE .ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ.
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Bitches love to brag about being a simple girlfriend . like ok we get it your nigga is broke.
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Bitches that stop fuckin with they friends when they get a nigga always end up sad.
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Anyways this was how I looked LIKE HIS BITCH π€ π
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Bitches have weird ass intentions and you canβt go on vacations with everyone because not everyone is your friend prayers to her family fr #ShanquellaRobinson.
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Yβall can eat Cajun stuffed pizza and jerk lasagna everyday Iβm perfectly fine with a low vibratonal plate once and awhile
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High school girls in 2022: full beat glam , 30 inch bussdown lace fronts, louie bags , designer shoes . Me when I was in high school :
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This nigga called me big dawg before he got off the phone . definitely around bitches Iβm baffled.
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Last one . black people we are top tier comedy ππ
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Summer walker pretty much told me to get a new nigga.
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Telling a Bay Area she βgo crazyβ is top tier love language.
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When yβall follow each other on social media vs when yβall block each other.
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When yo nigga charge yo phone for you to be nice while you sleep but you wanted it dead.
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Surviving Bay Area men I wanna start a YouTube series and interview women lol.
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I hate to say it I hope I donβt sound ridiculous but idk who this man is I mean he could be walking down the street I wouldnβt know a thing sorry to this man.
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Iβm literally never telling a nigga I like him ever again.
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When he tells you heβs going out vs when he asks you to come
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If you gotta ask your nigga could you go out we cannot be friends.
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Now bitches wanna act like first season of bmf lil meech wasnβt a thing β¦
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How I wake my nigga up after being a thot all night at the club.
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Me leaving my side nigga in the morning to go back to my boyfriend
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Bitches be going hard for Niggas that donβt even defend them when another bitch talk down on them.
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The fact that Griselda blanco was that bitch until a Oakland nigga ruined her life just tells you everything you need to know.
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Heavy on the I donβt want people to know my business anymore.
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Me releasing my favorite nigga back to the streets.
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I wish I could unsuck and unfuck some of you niggas.
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If a Nigga too busy to tap in with me then Iβm to busy to fuck with him . keep that same energy.
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