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Never forget who you are, the world will certainly not, wear it like an armor & it can never be used against you. | Liverpool Football Club |

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@ItsSalahMate
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2 months
I still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children
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@ItsSalahMate
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blocking someone on everything and pretending they dïed is a form of self care
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
My nephew dropped my phone and the screen got slightly cracked, so I'm giving it away for free if anyone's interested Specifications: Age : 10 Weight : 25Kgs Healthy so far.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Call me 'namak', Kyunke log hasbaay zaroorat istemal karte hain.
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@ItsSalahMate
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1 year
Nothing is sexier than a woman that admits she wants u, Sends goodmornin & goodnight texts. Replies fast. Doesn’t leave you on read. Shows you how much she wants you, Gives you time and attention. Does anything to make you smile & only has eyes for you.
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@ItsSalahMate
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6 months
The last time we had a fair election in Pakistan. Mujeeb ur Rehman won and Bangladesh came into existence
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Me: I don't believe in soulmates God: tere liye bnaya bhi nhi mene.
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@ItsSalahMate
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9 months
Hope you meet the same fate as the last one who posted this.
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@ItsSalahMate
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
If this doesn't crack you up, I don't know what will. 😂😂😂
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Pakistanis supporting black people yet they reject proposals of girls having dark complexion.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Word!
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@ItsSalahMate
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1 month
I will die freezing in -20°c but still won't accept summer is better than winter
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@ItsSalahMate
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8 months
I'd slap him for free.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Disrespecting a TEACHER ain’t funny bro it’s the cheapest thing one can do. Period.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Moral of the story.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
I need unlimited Ameens "ky Allah pak har larki ki izzat ko mehfooz rakhain" Ameen
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@ItsSalahMate
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1 year
I PRAY THAT THE WHOLE SHARIFF FAMILY SUFFER THE VILEST DEATH! I PRAY THAT THE WHOLE SHARIFF FAMILY SUFFER THE VILEST DEATH! I PRAY THAT THE WHOLE SHARIFF FAMILY SUFFER THE VILEST DEATH! I PRAY THAT THE WHOLE SHARIFF FAMILY SUFFER THE VILEST DEATH! I PRAY THAT THE WHOLE SHARIFF
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@ItsSalahMate
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2 years
Facts all day long.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Normalize teenagers working as a waiter, delivery boy, driver, shopkeeper, call center agent etc alongside their studies.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Control your words. No one deserves to sleep with a heavy heart.
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@ItsSalahMate
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1 month
“no revenge because the person they are is punishment enough”
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
"wo barey hein" to tameez kyun nahi hai unko bro?
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
🤣
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
When a girl says "First of all" in an argument dude just surrender cause she prepared a PowerPoint.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Your views on women are a reflection of how women are treated at your home.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Normalise marrying a struggling guy with high aims.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
I can't stop laughing!
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Fuck!
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@ItsSalahMate
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1 year
My hate for this clown is immense. Maa bhen ki gaaliyan dekay career banaya ha and we Pakistanis are appreciating it. Lanat ha
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1 year
5 Million Hearts United. Each one of you has touched my life in ways I never imagined. Thank you for being a part of this incredible journey. Forever grateful. ❤️🫂
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Best thing you'll see today #FreePalestine
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
You cry at airports because you know the person you leave including yourself is never the same person who comes back. You do not goodbye a person. You goodbye a past that is not retrievable.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Isko dedo burger yaar.
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@ItsSalahMate
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1 year
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@ItsSalahMate
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1 year
Take a PS2 controller this time.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Ameen.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Hassan Ali has single handedly costed Pakistan the World Cup final.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
If you need help in English, I'm always hair.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
he is online she is online nobody text ego won india lost.
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@ItsSalahMate
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2 years
Pray for my mother. She's not well.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
THAT'S ME EVERY FUCKING DAY
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
My biggest flex is I have no bad camera angles, Im ugly from all sides
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Apologize when you’re wrong. Stop looking for quotes that support your stupidity
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Uh!
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Back when I was kinda immature. I used to believe and argue about "not all men" but naah after everything that's been going around and as I get more and more aware, it's just plain stupidity to believe in the term "not all men" Yes all men. You simply cannot defend this gender.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
I read this conversation. You have to as well.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
i-
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
"stop crying it's just a movie" the movie:
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Just deleted all the people I don’t care about so if you see this I love you
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@ItsSalahMate
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2 months
Make Naseem Shah the captain of this team now. I don't give a fuck about experience because he's the only one who seems to give a fuck about results
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Please keep your voice messages short. It's a voice note not a podcast
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
This movie was a masterclass.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
A 16 year old girl threw acid on a 17 year old guy because he rejected her proposal in Bangladesh. But we're not gonna talk about it because it wasn't a guy eh? Women are trash too.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Hey ladies, when are you gonna normalise wearing the same dress on two separate occasions?
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Is it just me or does 2021 feel off? everything is boring, the weather is weird, the world isn’t fun anymore. People are rude and selfish. Everyone is losing friends, it’s like we’re all stuck. there’s no emotion anymore. 2020 was weird, but 2021 just feels plain sad.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face #WearAMask
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Have you ever been so disappointed in someone that you forgive them and don't say anything but in your head, you detach yourself from them completely?
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@ItsSalahMate
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2 years
For any women that need to hear this. There are loving men out there. There are men who will sit and listen to you while you talk about something that bothered you. Who can be aware of their behavior and how it affected you. Men that you can grow with.
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@ItsSalahMate
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2 years
Me doing math:
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
DEAD😂
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
My biggest turn off is inconsistency, acting like you care one day and then switch up the next, that's how you lose me.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Controlling yourself from texting someone you badly wanna talk is a different kind of pain isnt it?!
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@ItsSalahMate
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Simple.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Pizza ghar aya >>> Piyya ghar aya
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
I maybe ugly but at least I won't be using your secrets you shared with me in your vulnerable moments and your insecurities against you once we aren't friends anymore hehe
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
A sex position named Imran Khan where he gets on top and does nothing
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Some of us are no longer good at anything. A failure in academics, in personal life, life in general. We Keep trying but things don’t work out and so We just stare at the walls built around us, caving in, waiting for the breaking point to arrive.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Educate your son to not to spoil someone's life.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Man down.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Post Maghrib sadness hits different in winter to everyone,or its just me?
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
My last relationship taught me that the more chances you give someone, the less they value you. They’re not afraid to lose you because they know no matter what, you won’t walk away. Never let someone get too comfortable with disrespecting you. Love yourself first.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
I want my girl to be able to enjoy her life and still be faithful. Go out and have fun with friends. Just respect me in my absence. That's it.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
If I read this, you have to as well. 😅
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
After 1999, God created Very disrespectful sets of children.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
I told ya
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@ItsSalahMate
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My little sister crying over her finals getting delayed. YEH KYA GENERATION HA?
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Being academically smart and being life smart are two very different things
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@ItsSalahMate
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Hahaha a joke for the day
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
People buy the book 'subtle art of not giving a fuck' and get offended by a tweet.
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@ItsSalahMate
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6 months
Mai aany wali naslon ki Pak Studies mein supplian dekh raha hun.
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@ItsSalahMate
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My life:
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@ItsSalahMate
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IT'S SO ATTRACTIVE WHEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUTS IN EFFORT TO SEE OR TALK TO YOU.
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@ItsSalahMate
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The real problem.
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@ItsSalahMate
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This could be us but I don't smoke.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: If you are capable to buy useless products from miniso (just because you find it cute) then you can also buy the sticker/flower/pen from the street-side hawkers who roam around all day just to afford a meal.
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
If you met you would you date you?
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@ItsSalahMate
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Ever looked at someone and rejected yourself?
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@ItsSalahMate
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There are people who are having tea in this weather and yet you question their loyalty.
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@ItsSalahMate
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Now that's the question, isn't it?
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
New Zealand just passed a bill of equal pay for men and women. That is just fucking amazing.
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@ItsSalahMate
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1 year
“will u cheat on me” my phone : Literally
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
A small Doritos packet is for 250 RUPEES! My god.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Do you all believe lack of attention can cause you to fall out of love with someone?
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@ItsSalahMate
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2 years
It's amazing how music can take you to another place. I was in a Cafe, they put on Hassan Raheem. Now I'm in another Cafe.
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@ItsSalahMate
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3 years
Childhood was easy, One ‘katti’ and all the assholes were out of your life
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Simple!
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@ItsSalahMate
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4 years
Am I the only one who's not happy with this decision?
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If you can reply to this, I love you.
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